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Romance › Re: How Long Can You Spend In Chasing A Lady A Relationship Towards Marriage? by ayusco85(m): 3:58pm On Sep 01
You don't chase what is attracted to you. It should be instant attraction or nothing. I don't have time pls. Are you king Midas daughter?
Politics › Re: FG Announces Plans For 360km/h High-speed Rail From Lagos To Maiduguri by ayusco85(m): 1:40pm On Sep 01
Realestatepro:
Everywhere now connects to Lagos.

When is Lagos going to solve the agbero problem on the road since everywhere now connects to Lagos?

It's embarrassing & an eyesore for visitors from other places to see this guy's on rampage.
because its a port city
Politics › Re: Tinubu Will Be Embarrassed At UNGA Meeting – Von Batten-Montague by ayusco85(m): 1:27pm On Sep 01
9jatriot:
Now you say nothing stays hidden forever, so on what premise are you now accusing him of drugs, or stopping FBI from release any document on him?
Don't you see the hypocrisy?
https://x.com/SaharaReporters/status/2094491953656152540

shey you want proof, here is proof.
Health › Re: ‘i’m Too Old To Be Pregnant’ — Granny Cries Out After Discovering She's Pregnant by ayusco85(m): 11:07am On Sep 01
kpankpangolo:
“One man in my village is short.”

Nairaland child: All men in the world are short.
You toddler, your analogy stinks, to think that you rushed to reply me with this piece of bile
Health › Re: ‘i’m Too Old To Be Pregnant’ — Granny Cries Out After Discovering She's Pregnant by ayusco85(m): 11:05am On Sep 01
[quote author=nlfpmod post=140508519] can abort the pregnancy. You should have removed or twisted your womb.
Health › Re: ‘i’m Too Old To Be Pregnant’ — Granny Cries Out After Discovering She's Pregnant by ayusco85(m): 11:05am On Sep 01
kpankpangolo:
Didn’t say the age so I’m guessing 50 - 57 years. Some women get pregnant at older ages. I once saw a video of an 80 or 85 year old with a pregnancy. Her granddaughters were complaining that they couldn’t raise the child, she should’ve kept her legs closed.
So menopause at 40+ years is not a real thing
Politics › Re: Tinubu Will Be Embarrassed At UNGA Meeting – Von Batten-Montague by ayusco85(m): 9:31pm On Aug 31
9jatriot:
There is no single proof, both on the internet, google, bing, or even offline.

All of it is just conjecture, no proof of anything. No proof that Mr Okeke even went to court, or that FBI blocked his request, or any judge saw a 399 page document.
You are just living in denial. Well nothing stays hidden forever. The truth always finds it's way out to the fore. Keep defending him because he is your tribes man. A bad man is a bad man no matter how you try to image launder him.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Will Be Embarrassed At UNGA Meeting – Von Batten-Montague by ayusco85(m): 5:06pm On Aug 31
9jatriot:
Leave insults first and show us proof.

As to your prayer, if God blesses me to the extent I can let go 469k USD without going into bankruptcy, I will be more than grateful to Him.

Anyway, Leave insults first and show us proof.
Ok, what proof do you need when everything is on the internet. A simple Google search will satisfy your curiosity or cure your ignorance about what he was convicted of and when.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Will Be Embarrassed At UNGA Meeting – Von Batten-Montague by ayusco85(m): 4:02pm On Aug 31
9jatriot:
What character exactlyhuh The one you guys have planted in your head?

We are used to you guys throwing insults around. Not hat you are done with the insults, can you guys now show real proof of what this Okeke man is saying? Other than his tweet, is there any independent proof that he is saying the truth at all?
Naive human being. I can't argue with an ignorant person like you. I pray your life turn out like Tinubus past life.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Will Be Embarrassed At UNGA Meeting – Von Batten-Montague by ayusco85(m): 4:00pm On Aug 31
HacheNoire:
Which court of law convicted him?

Now, you will start composing story’s that cannot answer the simple question I asked you.
I can see you are either naive or living in denial. You are too ignorant to know what forfeiture means. Go and return whatever educational certificate you possess, it's a waste.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Will Be Embarrassed At UNGA Meeting – Von Batten-Montague by ayusco85(m): 2:54pm On Aug 31
FSBoperator:
INVESTIGATIVE PROFILE: Karl-Marx Edward Ikemefuna William George Okeke-Von Batten
Alias: Dr. Karl Von Batten, Karl Von Batten, Edward Ikemefuna

Nationality: Nigerian-born, US-based

Profession: Lobbyist, Self-described Policy Advisor

Firm: Von Batten-Montague-York, L.C. (VBMY)

SUMMARY
Karl Von Batten is a controversial figure in Washington, D.C., known for securing multi-million dollar lobbying contracts from African governments and political figures while facing persistent allegations of fraud regarding his academic credentials, professional identity, and ability to deliver promised political influence. He is often described by critics and investigative journalists as a "scam lobbyist" who sells illusions of access to the US government.

1. DUBIOUS ACADEMIC CREDENTIALS


Alleged Fabrication:
Von Batten claims to hold a PhD and degrees from elite institutions such as Columbia University, Harvard, and others. However, multiple investigations assert he "never set foot" in these institutions and that his PhD is "phony."

The "Bio" Scam:
His professional biography, used to secure contracts, lists a "top-flight" academic history that investigators claim is entirely invented. This fabricated background was allegedly used to convince foreign governments (e.g., DRC, Somalia) of his expertise and influence.

Unverified Affiliations:
While he maintains profiles on academic networks like ResearchGate listing publications and a Columbia University affiliation, no official records confirm his enrollment, graduation, or employment at these institutions. These profiles appear to be self-maintained rather than institutionally verified.

2. QUESTIONABLE LOBBYING PRACTICES

"Pay-to-Play" Influence:
Von Batten has secured massive contracts, including a reported $1.2 million deal with former Nigerian VP Atiku Abubakar and millions from the DRC government. Critics allege these payments were for "influence" that never materialized.

Unauthorized Policy Announcements:
He has been caught making false claims about US foreign policy. For example, he publicly announced US military cooperation with the DRC before any official government statement, leading to accusations that he was selling "illusions" to gullible clients.


FARA Violations & Shadow Entities:
He has registered as a foreign agent for clients like the Federal Government of Somalia and the DRC. However, reports suggest he sometimes operates through "pseudo-charitable organizations" (e.g., United Somalia Alliance) that are legally prohibited from engaging in political lobbying, potentially violating US tax and lobbying laws.

3. HIGH-PROFILE SCANDALS

The DRC Implosion (2025):
The DRC government paid Von Batten millions to manage their image in Washington. When US Senator Ronny Jackson exposed DRC corruption, Von Batten's lobbying efforts collapsed. The DRC realized they had been defrauded, paying for a "fraudulent operation" run by a man with a fake identity.

Somalia/Somaliland Controversy:
His work for Somalia to block recognition of Somaliland was criticized for having "limited clients" that did not match his "outsized bravado."

Atiku Abubakar Contract (2026):
A reported $1.2 million contract with Nigerian politician Atiku Abubakar was signed by a third party (Fabiyi A. Oladimeji) without Atiku's direct signature.

4. PATTERN OF DECEPTION

Identity Shifting:
He uses multiple names (Karl Von Batten, Edward Ikemefuna, Karl-Marx Edward) to obscure his background and create a false sense of legitimacy.

Exaggerated Titles:
He frequently uses the title "Dr." and claims to be a "senior government advisor" without verifiable evidence of such roles.

-Silence on Allegations:
Despite widespread media coverage of his alleged fraud, Von Batten has not publicly addressed the specific accusations regarding his academic credentials or the collapse of his lobbying contracts.

5. LEGAL AND PROFESSIONAL STATUS

Lobbying Registrations:
He is listed in Lobbying Disclosure Act (LDA) and Foreign Agent Registration Act (FARA) filings, which provide a paper trail of his activities but do not verify his claims.

Corporate History:
He has been associated with inactive or shuttered entities such as "Health Informatics Corporation" and "America Educates," further complicating his professional history.

Current Standing:
While he continues to operate in Washington, his reputation is severely damaged, and he is widely regarded by journalists and political analysts as a figure of fraud rather than legitimate influence.


CONCLUSION
Karl Von Batten represents a case study in the exploitation of foreign governments by unscrupulous lobbyists. His career is built on a foundation of alleged academic fraud, exaggerated claims of influence, and a pattern of securing large payments for services that appear to be non-existent or ineffective. His story serves as a warning about the need for due diligence when engaging US-based lobbying firms, particularly those with unverifiable credentials and a history of controversy.

Sources:
- Kivu Today: "Hard Times For DRC As Tshisekedi Under Fire" (March 2025)
- Somaliland Chronicle: "How Somalia is trying to Stifle Somaliland" (October 2022)
- Ellen Kampire: "Nigerian scam 'lobbyist'; the curious rise of Edward Ikemefuna alias Von Batten" (March 2026)
- The Street Reporters: "US Lobbying Row: 'Atiku Hired $1.2m Washington Fixer Named Karl Marx'" (May 2026)
- TheDiggerNews: "WAR ON TINUBU’S WASHINGTON EXCLUSIVE" (April 2026)
- LegiStorm & OpenCorporates: Corporate and lobbying filings
All this doesn't mask the fact that your person is a convicted drug baron. Keep trying to discredit the messenger.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Will Be Embarrassed At UNGA Meeting – Von Batten-Montague by ayusco85(m): 2:52pm On Aug 31
9jatriot:
Nobody should be deceived by the bogus use of the word 'US firm '". The so-called firm is run by one Ikemefuna Okeke, aka Von Batter, the man Atiku is alleged to have given $ 1.2M, not naira, to try to find dirt on Tinubu.

Because he has no result to show, the man now creates micro news on the topic to prove to Atiku that he is on top of things, the same tactics that yahoo boiz keep their clients busy with bogus updates so that they can keep getting money from their victims.
You should be ashamed of whatever education of home training you have ever received. To be defending someone with such a character. Spits
Politics › Re: Tinubu Will Be Embarrassed At UNGA Meeting – Von Batten-Montague by ayusco85(m): 2:51pm On Aug 31
clarocuzioo:
According to the firm, key members of the Trump administration have made it clear that President Trump is not going to meet privately with an alleged heroin trafficker.


See how they are addressing the president of Nigeria.
Chaii.
Emilokan by force now you have disgraced the whole most populous country on earth. Continue forcing yourself on Nigerians, your disgrace will be televised to the whole world.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Drug Files: The Criminal Runs To His Friends In Europe! by ayusco85(m): 9:34am On Aug 31
Odin13:
Yoruba man..
Boldly defending evil.
Awolowo will roll in his grave seeing what his children are defending
Politics › Re: Four Reasons US Shouldn’t Release My FBI Records – Tinubu by ayusco85(m): 3:32pm On Aug 30
moscow007:
Nigerians should brace for impact, Because if they eventually determine that this file will be released no matter what they do, they might try to pull off a grand national tragedy that could distract people from the main news.

In an attempt to obscure such a monumental indicting news a stronger news will be manufactured.
You know how they operate. But everything will eventually come to an end. They should keep clutching at straws.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Rand Merchant Bank Graduate Trainee Program by ayusco85(m): 7:09pm On Aug 29
Does this bank have anything to do with South Africa?
Politics › Re: "Tinubu Files Case In US Against Release Of Alleged Drug Trafficking Records by ayusco85(m): 5:31pm On Aug 29
The damage this man has caused to Nigeria can't be repaired in the next 100 years.
Crime › Re: Police Rescue 2 Colombian Ladies From Human Trafficking Syndicate In Lagos by ayusco85(m): 5:08pm On Aug 29
Nword22:
So Chinese has join the criminally minded Nigerians to tarnish our image and create health problem for good people of Nigeria.

I've said it time without numbers that all drug dealers ,pimps and human trafficking syndicates should be obliterated without second thought.

No prison term,just give them biological injection and let them go.

We need also electric chair for all kidnappers and their collaborators while hanging goes to all criminally minded politicians and their supporters.
Who go remain again?
Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu In Silent War With Obi Over Failure To Secure Senatorial Ticket by ayusco85(m): 2:46pm On Aug 29
bewla:
Another banga
As he they pain them e dey sweet us

May there be confusion in the camp of my enemy till I pass and achieve my success

In esu name I pray
Alhamdulilai
Pls tell me in few sentences why you support APC, a party that has thrown Nigeria 50 years backwards and thrown tens of millions into poverty.
Politics › Re: "Bring Back Our Girls" Was A Regime Change Stunt - David Hundeyin by ayusco85(m): 2:37pm On Aug 29
FSBoperator:
And who was spearheading that mass psychological operation if not one ever dirty looking Aisha Yesefu.

She is now pushing for a pro Zionist candidate in the form of the demented Giringori..

Going forward, anything that Aisha supports , pls avoid like a plague.

But David , is it now you know that BBOG was a CIA,ochrstrated psychological operation similar to KONY 2012 ?

When I was shouting it here that Aisha was working for the CIA with her BBOG all of Una here called me a conspiracy nutcase.


Good morning David
Abeg keep quiet, who knows you
Politics › Re: Tinubu Pleads With The Court Not To Order Release Of His Records - Von Batten by ayusco85(m): 1:35pm On Aug 29
muyico:
Fake news
Not real
Opposition parties at it again
Keep living in denial. He knows the record are damaging
Politics › Re: I Have A Useless Excuse For A Brother, He is A Cocaine Addict - Bashir El-Rufai by ayusco85(m): 1:30pm On Aug 29
FSBoperator:
El Rufai is cursed .

See the kind of useless mannerless sons he raised.
Yet people say Karma is not real. It visits in different ways and form.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Spending Millions To Block His Drug Case:U.S Firm Lampoons Him by ayusco85(m): 11:53pm On Aug 26
Namaster:
That's why they call the company a "US Firm" instead of identifying it as the LOBBYIST company run by the SCAMMER engaged by Atiku.

FAKE NEWS organisations with MISCHIEVOUS headlines like that should be CLOSED DOWN.
You will hate truth in your life
Romance › Re: Why Am I Attracted To Razz Girls? by ayusco85(m): 11:25am On Aug 26
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Maybe you're destined to exit this world through the hands of an abusive and violent woman angry. I wish you can find someone like my Ex to date or marry angry. I swear e go clear for your eyes and na once only you go retrace your steps angry
He will learn the hard way
Romance › Re: Why Am I Attracted To Razz Girls? by ayusco85(m): 11:24am On Aug 26
FitCorper:
Have you thought it could be because they are easy to get? Easy cum easy go.
E no wan spend funds to get laid.
Politics › Re: In 13 Months Of Doctors Strike In Anambra, There Were No Mass Deaths - Peter Obi by ayusco85(m): 9:06am On Aug 26
seunmsg:
If not for bigotry and utter lack of patriotism, [b]no sane person should listen to this dude and still want him to lead a very diverse country with multiple challenges like Nigeria. You must hate the country so specially to want this guy as president. [/b]Sigh!
How so? Is he not a Human being or is he not Nigerian enough to contest for president?
One of the criterias for being president is credibility and integrity, do you think there is any one among the contestants that has more credibility than him? Forget competence it's only measured over a period of time. Pls indulge me. Why do you hate him so much and statement (the bolded)huh
Politics › Re: I Will Restore Subsidy To Cut Your Costs, Atiku Tells Nigerians by ayusco85(m): 9:00am On Aug 26
QuinQ:
At least he does not have 8 wives and 78 children, PLUS he has already finished his own stealing while Atiku is still hungry
At least we agree on something that he is a thief.
And who told you he is done stealing? How did the come to that conclusion? Is he now a saint?
Politics › Re: "The Root Of Insecurity Is Politics" — VDM Says At The NBA Conference by ayusco85(m): 8:59am On Aug 26
ElSudani:
Right, absolutely right. Fulanis are moving around with 500 cows and they are government employees.
Do you even need to go to school to know how ridiculous this is?
You just proved my point.

PS: Not everything is as it seems. But you won't know what this phrase means. Bye
Politics › Re: "The Root Of Insecurity Is Politics" — VDM Says At The NBA Conference by ayusco85(m): 1:29am On Aug 26
Akalia:
VDM's statement are his thoughts at best. Most of things he said lack factual backings. I don't see any sense in his submissions. Careless talker.
Perhaps you are too blind to see or not bright to comprehend. So he should bring evidence to your doorstep abi
Politics › Re: "The Root Of Insecurity Is Politics" — VDM Says At The NBA Conference by ayusco85(m): 1:26am On Aug 26
ElSudani:
Only in Nigeria. You can can argue with or without evidence that some herdsmen are working for some government officials. But for the government?
That is simply ridiculous.
Maybe you are too naive and inexperienced to be argued with.

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