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amAZEing:
Ok...That is their own basket of Zobo Leaves.

when u no see money buy gas and kero and thin like a divided broom stick...
thats when u will start giving Bleep..u go give fork.join sef

i stumbled across this picture on facebook..
take a look at it with almost closed eye.
cc: lalasticlala

futminna

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jbolt:
I guess the Headies has lost its head.

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maybe they should rebrand it with the nme "leggings"

headies koor,leggings ni...

Ermacc:
I disagree!

just leave nairaland and off ur data for just 7 days..
and you'll be amazed with more productive things u are able to do..
and u'd be like so i can live without interne

hummmmmmmm
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social media have cause more harm than good

cliquevibes:
Story that touches!!

ur comment sef is touching!!!

I checked my small store,my kerosine is finished and some other ingredient to complete a well cooked and eateable food..
I grabbed my kerosene bottle ,wore my slipers and put on an earpiece and headed to the market..
On my way to market to get what i need,halfway through the journey,one unknown spirit from nowhere just entered my mind and told me to even check the money to buy things needed!!!
I dipped hand into the right pocket of my trouser,Nothing,No u must be kidding me...
I checked the left pocket too,Nothing again..check the two back pocket..no positive result yet oo..
No,the pocket in my boxer nko?..thats how i find one secluded area,i did asif i wanna pee, check and check,till the pocket got torn!!...
Ah...gbese!!,abeg if na play stop am oo...my 1k missing??
Feeling dejected already,i headed back to the hostel,millions of thought ran through my mind as i turned back!!
So this is how 1k will just vanish without bading goodbye
So this is how they use to get someone atlast??
Last 1k on me,but an iota of hope still tells me that i could see the money.
i just barge into the room with anger,checked everywhere,i still saw nothing..
thats when i gave up,what next...
let me sleep to atleast calm myself down and clear my head..
as i climbed my bed and ready to crash..
oh ma God,wow!!!..yipeeee!!...is my eyes decieving me??..
ontop my bed is a folded,square shape,a bit rough,one thousand naira note staring at me!!!!...
you need to see how happy and relieved i am!!!!..
the need to buy something went away immediately..
shebi i have sha seen the money,it could wait,even na next week,no problem!!..
thats how i have been thanking God since oo..last 1k on me..
its not easy to lose one's property..
our property or money shall not get missing by God's grace¡!!!..
thank you for reading my funny experience...
What your reaction when one of ur valueable property got missing??

cc: lalasticlala

wow!!!.....
God's blessing on the sofeniuor

barca-real madrid..
take it or leave it

yess.....e dey happan....
no matter who dem draw with my arsenal,arsenal gonna gun dem down!!

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its because of muzik downloading makes me know the site

strangest:
Itel 1408... How many pixel camera are you looking for? The battery is 3000mah

thats wah am using mah guy....the battery na die..
buh camera soso bad

b0rn2fuck:
I think, I should thank God most,I have been ask to join from even 3 different groups in LASU due to high rate of drinking and roaming around joints, despite my heavily smoking and fucking around. I refused to join. I thank God

I do not pity them, they can beg for beers and extort you with styles. They make beer palour within the school vicinity unbearable, they are poor sets, only good in bragging for nothing. No cult will rest in peace.

this ur yeye story looks fictioned!

ronaldo score this goal na

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I couldn't hold back my tears from the part where the lady was crying "please don't let me die"..i cannot imagine the pain and agony she is going through...
Op I thank God for your life,that was a narrow saving on your life,May God continue to save us from these kind of experience..
Everything is Nigeria is so bleeped up!!...
See what our hospitals has been reduced to,no medical attention,np medical equipment..nothing nothing
People keep dying due to lack of medical facilities everyday...

And to imagine our security operatives who are meant to protect us are now the one who threatens and put the life of people in danger..
Smh

14yrs difference?..
Wtf??......
Tekno be like...heLlo Ma,u know I lawv you so much..and I would like if You could accept ma proposal Ma,pls don't turn down my offer Ma..
Meanwhile
O ye Nigerians!!..stop being creative when introducing yourself..
What is I'm kunly be name??..
Can you be kunle by age??

[b]Copied: The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM) Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one. The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf. In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''. The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor. Then... They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere! Remember the last offer was 250 and he has sold all the monkeys back to the villagers at the rate of 350. Now who is loosing? MMM patrons, be warned doomsday is near. Welcome to # MMM.The world of Monkeys![/b]

Tenniebenson:
..Clears throat... I will comment when I'm done urinating

tennie,so this is what u comman do on nairaland abi...
fear God o

Masikay:
The thing is... They won't treat you like a child if you don't act like one... I'm not saying there won't be any restrictions, I'm saying it wouldn't be as tight as it is now. Eighteen and you can't leave house? For wat Na? You can't talk to babe? Mehn... Are you supposed to be gay?... You should talk to your parents. No I don't mean.. Have all that stupid emotional crap... I mean answer them.


Example. My parents. My dad asked me to do something one day.. And I was going to do it. But then he added a threat. "If not he would flog me". .. At that point I was like... What? Flog me? Am I a child? Even if I was a child.. Did you give birth to an animal that you want to flog me?

That shut him up. Then the other day, My mum saw a picture of me and some guys on my phone and she was screaming at me. And then I asked her if I she wanted me to be lesbian... Really. I mean, you have to stand up to your parents. I'm the same age as you and I don't see why they would be treating you that way.

Your own is even good sef. You've written jamb thrice and the schools have been messin up. I've written jamb once. Just once. The school, Unical, hasn't even released list yet. And they keep on screaming at me. That all my mates are in uni. Last week I asked them if I look like the vc or something. Like its my fault the school hasn't released list yet

My dear, stand up to your bullies. People will now be excusing their faults. Saying its because they love you. Love ke? They're killing you. And you have to treat their Bleep up. Don't take nonsense from anyone. Not even your parents.

yeepa,you too have join bad gang..
One day you will just beat ur parents if you continue like this

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Barka dah jummah...

What do you mean by you no ready

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