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u no know say na achievement

he is diseased na

even eternity

if you no say u dey fear seun kukuma no put mouth

dem fit register for remedial course na or diploma.

ori e o da

cos the guy can be erratic eccentric at time.
@tyty u dey fear, dats a nigrian for u

they are wide open like that of an elephant o

are u a'ight why cant uncle harry enjoy himself. free the guy o

Is seun bipolar or does he multiple personality disorder.

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest?”
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn’t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, “Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”

Johnny thinks that’s neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnny’s dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!”

His father says, “Calm down, son! Why do you think Mommy’s dying?”

“Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy’s balloons and she’s screaming, ‘Oh God, I’m coming!’”

i'll get you a new one

tell me

my sup to them too

dats inspirational clems

clem who e coward

seun how na, if this is true, u have actually banned 2 of the peps that make dis forum interesting. plsssssssssss lift the ban abeg.

hope you are not getting confused

i thot we were thru with this issue of you and scop that u re mine how na

sams already digging it with another chikka, anyways princesa you can be the assistant of the assistant cos as im seeing it sams got one sorry

is it bad if she 'blabla'ed with clem

An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed on the other side of the room. The convict got on the bed and it appeared to the husband that he may have been kissing her neck. Suddenly the convict got up and left the room. As soon as he had a chance, the husband made his way across the room with the chair in tow, and turned to his pretty young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown. He whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it."

"Oh honey", the wife said, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years. But he wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom."

dont mind all uof them, they were too affraid to tell you that the joke is dry but i'll help you out with a nice one.

if na dat one i too fine,so better be affraid cos in this case its good to be affraid