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Nairaland GeneralRe: Gabbrywyl, Where Are You? by Azo(m): 6:45pm On Oct 31, 2008
ggabry why aint youy happy huh
Jokes EtcRe: Studio43 D Bus Conductor by Azo(m): 6:43pm On Oct 31, 2008
duhh
Jokes EtcRe: Math Quiz by Azo(m): 6:39pm On Oct 31, 2008
princesa close that teeth lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Jack Bauer Jokes by Azo(m): 6:02pm On Oct 31, 2008
djfik no mind them i dey fill you. na jjack thot beat prof. xavier break in leg, oj go ever confess cos of the tuture, jack na one man squad na so im go be 1 not 300 if im na spartan ;d
Jokes EtcRe: Dear Girlfriend by Azo(m): 5:56pm On Oct 31, 2008
sam no mind the girl. she wan use you as second option. wink
Jokes EtcRe: Madonna Students Only by Azo(m): 8:19am On Oct 31, 2008
Dont continue this thread pls so seun will not delete yur profile before you even start. This section should be for joke. let me help youm out with a joke.
A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he’s referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies, “I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and, ’’
He is interrupted by the doctor. “And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear?”

“Yes! Exactly! How did you know?”

“Well I am the world’s greatest headache specialist, you know. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife MouthAction. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes”.

Two weeks go by and the man is back. “Well, how do you feel?” the doctor asked.

“Doc, I’m a new man! I feel great! I haven’t had a headache since I started this treatment! I can’t thank you enough. And by the way, you have a lovely home.”
Jokes EtcRe: Dear Girlfriend by Azo(m): 8:09am On Oct 31, 2008
How can the sayer be included Haba undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Unban Gabbrwyl N Scopium Please by Azo(m): 8:05am On Oct 31, 2008
i do agree also sad
Jokes EtcRe: One Day Without Posting In Joke Section: Aluta Continua. by Azo(m): 8:02am On Oct 31, 2008
i did not say he did but with this is indiscriminate ban.
Jokes EtcRe: Meeting New Friends by Azo(m): 7:59am On Oct 31, 2008
Sup, i'm Azo. My Pleasure cool
Jokes EtcRe: No. 1 Nairald Aluta: No Posting Protest: On Nov. 1st 2008 by Azo(m): 7:53am On Oct 31, 2008
CAnt you see what seun is doing.
Jokes EtcRe: One Day Without Posting In Joke Section: Aluta Continua. by Azo(m): 7:53am On Oct 31, 2008
seun wants to ban everybody in nland na.
Jokes EtcRe: What Happened by Azo(m): 7:50am On Oct 31, 2008
eeya sorry, pele. Olohun afofo remi. god will use your loss to revive you shogbo
Nairaland GeneralRe: Unban Gabbrwyl N Scopium Please by Azo(m): 7:47am On Oct 31, 2008
Jazz bone that guy, i am here for you, dont worry he'll be back soon cos i miss am too. The opium that he is taking sef don too much, why shjould he be asking for ban, but seun sef suppose know say na joke. This is the joke section for God's sakes, nothin should be taking serious. tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by Azo(m): 7:38am On Oct 31, 2008
dont doubt the power of God.
Jokes EtcRe: One Day Without Posting In Joke Section: Aluta Continua. by Azo(m): 7:35am On Oct 31, 2008
you have to do more than that to stop them cos everybody has seen the info and most peeps have made up there mind
Nairaland GeneralRe: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by Azo(m): 7:18am On Oct 31, 2008
Baba God na wink
Jokes EtcRe: No. 1 Nairald Aluta: No Posting Protest: On Nov. 1st 2008 by Azo(m): 7:11am On Oct 31, 2008
Gab are you the one asking that question or another person. huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by Azo(m): 7:06am On Oct 31, 2008
Anyways, now that u re back heres a joke for you.



Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner one night. He decided to hold a contest of who at the court had the mightiest "weapon". The first knight stood up and proclaimed that he had the mightiest weapon, he pulled down his pants and tied a 5 pound weight around it. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered, the women swooned, the children waved multi-colored banners, and the band played appropriate music.
Another knight stood up and yelled that he had the mightiest weapon. He dropped his pants and tied a 10 pound weight to himself. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered, the women swooned, the children waved multi-colored banners, and the band played appropriate music.

After several more knights tried to prove their superiority, the King finally spoke out. "I have the mightiest weapon of them all!" He dropped his pants and tied, not a 10 pound, not a 20 pound, not ever a thirty pound, but a 40 pound weight to himself. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered, the women swooned, the children waved multi-colored banners, and the band played "God Save the Queen."
Jokes EtcRe: No. 1 Nairald Aluta: No Posting Protest: On Nov. 1st 2008 by Azo(m): 7:03am On Oct 31, 2008
:-x
Jokes EtcRe: Dear Girlfriend by Azo(m): 6:58am On Oct 31, 2008
mumu
Nairaland GeneralRe: To My Fellows Family Members In The Joke Section by Azo(m): 6:47am On Oct 31, 2008
Gab better sit your yeye ass on the electric cooker, why you first yab us before you hail us. As for me no be only because of wetin seun do you and scop but the guy don do many things wey dey vex person, as you know i too dey vex cool angry and i was also influenced by some bad heads that i dont want to mention tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Studio43 D Bus Conductor by Azo(m): 6:38am On Oct 31, 2008
Amebo cool
Jokes EtcRe: The Newly Weds by Azo(m): 6:26am On Oct 31, 2008
your clutch don dey high abi u dey jump angry
i just hope cutie can just see how HOMO ERECTAL you be. grin lipsrsealed
Nairaland GeneralRe: Unban Gabbrwyl N Scopium Please by Azo(m): 3:55pm On Oct 30, 2008
no wahala
Jokes EtcRe: Dear Girlfriend by Azo(m): 3:54pm On Oct 30, 2008
wetin do my lyfe huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Gabbrywyl, Where Are You? by Azo(m): 3:52pm On Oct 30, 2008
if you know it then you are corrupt also wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Unban Gabbrwyl N Scopium Please by Azo(m): 3:47pm On Oct 30, 2008
dont turn yourself into an attention seeker na undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Gabbrywyl, Where Are You? by Azo(m): 3:29pm On Oct 30, 2008
you all need kokomycin

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