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ggabry why aint youy happy ![]() |
duhh |
princesa close that teeth ![]() |
djfik no mind them i dey fill you. na jjack thot beat prof. xavier break in leg, oj go ever confess cos of the tuture, jack na one man squad na so im go be 1 not 300 if im na spartan ;d |
sam no mind the girl. she wan use you as second option. ![]() |
Dont continue this thread pls so seun will not delete yur profile before you even start. This section should be for joke. let me help youm out with a joke. A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he’s referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies, “I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and, ’’ He is interrupted by the doctor. “And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear?” “Yes! Exactly! How did you know?” “Well I am the world’s greatest headache specialist, you know. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife MouthAction. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes”. Two weeks go by and the man is back. “Well, how do you feel?” the doctor asked. “Doc, I’m a new man! I feel great! I haven’t had a headache since I started this treatment! I can’t thank you enough. And by the way, you have a lovely home.” |
How can the sayer be included Haba ![]() |
i do agree also ![]() |
i did not say he did but with this is indiscriminate ban. |
Sup, i'm Azo. My Pleasure ![]() |
CAnt you see what seun is doing. |
seun wants to ban everybody in nland na. |
eeya sorry, pele. Olohun afofo remi. god will use your loss to revive you shogbo |
Jazz bone that guy, i am here for you, dont worry he'll be back soon cos i miss am too. The opium that he is taking sef don too much, why shjould he be asking for ban, but seun sef suppose know say na joke. This is the joke section for God's sakes, nothin should be taking serious. ![]() |
dont doubt the power of God. |
you have to do more than that to stop them cos everybody has seen the info and most peeps have made up there mind |
Baba God na ![]() |
Gab are you the one asking that question or another person. ![]() |
Anyways, now that u re back heres a joke for you. Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner one night. He decided to hold a contest of who at the court had the mightiest "weapon". The first knight stood up and proclaimed that he had the mightiest weapon, he pulled down his pants and tied a 5 pound weight around it. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered, the women swooned, the children waved multi-colored banners, and the band played appropriate music. Another knight stood up and yelled that he had the mightiest weapon. He dropped his pants and tied a 10 pound weight to himself. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered, the women swooned, the children waved multi-colored banners, and the band played appropriate music. After several more knights tried to prove their superiority, the King finally spoke out. "I have the mightiest weapon of them all!" He dropped his pants and tied, not a 10 pound, not a 20 pound, not ever a thirty pound, but a 40 pound weight to himself. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered, the women swooned, the children waved multi-colored banners, and the band played "God Save the Queen." |
:-x |
mumu |
Gab better sit your yeye ass on the electric cooker, why you first yab us before you hail us. As for me no be only because of wetin seun do you and scop but the guy don do many things wey dey vex person, as you know i too dey vex and i was also influenced by some bad heads that i dont want to mention ![]() |
Amebo ![]() |
your clutch don dey high abi u dey jump ![]() i just hope cutie can just see how HOMO ERECTAL you be. ![]() |
no wahala |
wetin do my lyfe ![]() |
if you know it then you are corrupt also ![]() |
dont turn yourself into an attention seeker na ![]() |
you all need kokomycin |
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and i was also influenced by some bad heads that i dont want to mention