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you forgot one at the far down left and the lightening

na me you say make i do wetin i wan do, or what
*carried him up slammed him on a rugged concretet floor,tore his dirty and ragged boxers, naked him and sent him on the street for kids to shout on.*
Kids _{Agbaya Agbaya Agbaya Agbaya Agbaya Agbaya Agbaya}

but wait o, aint i deceiving myself trying to be a gangster cos i nearly killed lysaa in my dream

@princesa, ive not seen the I.M o, waiting,

virtuality

e be like say na habiola

Ase o tie le, you wan dey go do research for me ai, i dey kanpe for you

you fit help kill am na

you try

Block head i have plenty of things to tell you but i no wan yeye you for outside or make i help you wash your dirty, thorn, ragged boxers outside when theres no sun to help you dry it

whaaaaaaaat

studio43:
it's a pity sey i nor fit even figure out any sense from wetin  agbaya like you yarn for hia

studio 60 on the sunset strip abi wetin you call yourself, i no just know wetin to tell you because you no go even remember with your shot term memory like that of goldfish (3mins)

sexyleamon sealeamon wetin be the difference

cutie are u reall cute

doule barrel

respect

And i get o but you no go fit drag am cos its mixed with opium

Ike gi der Too you sef, nothing to imagine

agbero no dey use bible na, na 20 ucks dem dey collect

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

stop speaking this wowo language

A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee."

Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge."

She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.

He shouts in horror, "My God Mary , have you changed your sex?"

"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead."

@boss
abeg try change your name cos any time i just think of pronouncin your name e dey be like say my teeth wan comot

owo

so, you dey morning we dey night here, how many people do you want to wake up now when i'll be goin to bed soon

kudi

scorpion no vex, abeg just free the guy

ego

igbo

why you go dey blow your trumpet e mean say you no well

agbor

i just think say who hold you