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na smirnoff hot u drink

who don high on top non alcoholic beer

mykali what did gabry do 2u. abeg pardon d poor chic if she'd offended u. gabry no mind d stupid guy.

so if shobobo they attack me who u get im back

why are u even afraid of this shobobo sef. una no get mind o, maybe una get shikin mind sha

no mind d boy. he knows what he did when we last saw but what are you insinuating gabry
hope is not what i'm thinkin

if you watched the friday debate, what do you feel about the way obama begins his statements by saying "i agree with senator mccain" at the debate. And what do you feel about the implication of the statement.

pls dont disturb urself about the hockey mum, i saw on fox news on wedsday that she actually left 3 ladies that they went to iraq together stranded, the ladies said shes no hockey mum. Also on friday i haerd she puts construction of factories ahead of the lives of the polar bears which are decreasing in no. geometrically.

DO YOU KNOW THAT
She heard a baby boy sometime this year with down syndrome

ha ha since friday, na wa for una for this place. so na only ya'radua and ribadu talk una they talk for here. Local people

who teash you inglis

you won poison ur benefactor. ofe fi oju oloore gungi. na u go suffer ramu o.

gabryl shebi na zoo management you study, since na u dey manage d zoo wey all of dem dey

una no watch the debate? na wa o

shobobo i don yab u diiiiieeee go check my post

maybe na im ampit im dey use fart. no wonder im B.O. BAAAAAD

syudio where u being come from, switzersea wey u no know LAULAU. ur brain dey do laulau

ask am urself. e go tell u say im be my shoe cleaner. i put roof over his head, food in is mouth and cloth on his filthy body.

gabry if e happen shey u dey my back as u dey push me so. although dem no fit do anythin [won kere]

shobobo is my buttler , e no fit do anytrhing or i'll sack him.

all of una no well. na question i say make u answer na abuse una dey abuse una self, especially shobobo. out of the 20 terabyte brain capacitry na only 10 bytes dey function pls go for upgrade.

if u no fit answer tyhe simple riddle u are a dickhead so check urself

i no follow u talk busy body.

people the answer is fungi i.e. FUN GUY. a mushroom is a fungi{ the science stud. will understand better}. dickheads

who do you think impressed?

shobobo stupid boy u dey craze na you no get work. i hope say u fast because if i know say u no fast u don die.

you can never say you are weird cos many people i've left where you are but you are still where they were and will still get where they are.

if you found out your girlfriend is a lesbian what would you do?

1.What is full of holes yet can still hold water ?


2.What is Father Christmas's wife called ?


3. Where does a bird go when it loses its tail ?


4.Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.


5.What five letter English word does not change its pronunciation when four letters are taken away?


6.As I walked along the path I saw something with four fingers and one thumb, but it was not flesh, fish, bone or fowl.


7.What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?


8.There is a thing that nothing is, and yet it has a name. It's sometimes tall and sometimes short, joins our talks and joins our sports, and plays at every game?


9. I am both Mother and Father. I am seldom still yet I never wander. I never birth nor nurse.


10. Twelve white ponies, On a red hill, Always moving, but standing still. What are we?


11. What eats rocks, levels mountains, rusts metal, pushes the clouds across the sky, and can make a young man old?


12. Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only i am. Im double, Im single, Im black blue and grey, Im read from both ends, And the same either way.

onions

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor,

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

i was just trying to help cos i know my people