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Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 3:50pm On Sep 26, 2008
Just admit it, that was you nna. grin

And I am not maried how he fit be my husban? CHEI!
Re: Farting Jokes by kayowalemi(m): 4:01pm On Sep 26, 2008
If person open farting company with u people person no go dey short of gas ooo

All the gas wey dem put for perfume person fit get am here free of charge. walahi grin grin grin
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:36am On Sep 27, 2008
Yes ohh but since you are the expert in this field, may you fit let go as much gas as you want. grin
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:37am On Sep 27, 2008
grin

Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 2:41pm On Sep 27, 2008
all abt farts. what is fart shocked
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 2:42pm On Sep 27, 2008
you never fart before ehn?
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 3:00pm On Sep 27, 2008
i nver fart oooo
jokin
if i fart for yhu., JESUS i no know oooo wetin i say now

Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 3:02pm On Sep 27, 2008
u never fart shocked shocked shocked

So your anus aint got hole abi?
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 3:05pm On Sep 27, 2008
yhur anus aint get hole abi

lol

i jst dey joke
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 3:06pm On Sep 27, 2008
so have you farted infron of your gf? grin
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 3:13pm On Sep 27, 2008
yhu dey tri to explain to me: say yhu don fart in frunt of ya husband
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 3:14pm On Sep 27, 2008
why does everyone here keeps thinking that I have a husband I am not married ohhhhh. . . . angry


Ma bf you mean? Yes, I fart infront of him anytime. . . Even infront of my housemates sha. grin
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 3:38pm On Sep 27, 2008
OLD STORY
yhu arent married??. . . . . . . . . (unbelievable)

NEW STORY
You just fart anywere., yhu no fit fart for ma frnt coz i wld whip ya ass thoroughly
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 3:40pm On Sep 27, 2008
Why should I be married? Give me one good reason on why should someone or anyone get married han maybe I would consider it.

Whats wrong with farting? My bf told me that its part of God's creation
Re: Farting Jokes by mykali(m): 5:48pm On Sep 27, 2008
its a lie. i don't fart. angry
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 9:11am On Sep 28, 2008
Mykolo, so your anus aint got hole abi?
Re: Farting Jokes by Azo(m): 11:06am On Sep 28, 2008
maybe na im ampit im dey use fart. no wonder im B.O. BAAAAAD grin grin
Re: Farting Jokes by showbobo(m): 12:12pm On Sep 28, 2008
sharp dia and close your soak-away infested mouth angry
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 1:56pm On Sep 28, 2008
@ showbobo
no mind the newbie jare sad
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 3:40pm On Sep 28, 2008
Azo:

maybe na I'm ampit I'm dey use fart. no wonder I'm B.O. BAAAAAD grin grin

Oh yeah. . . Thats a good idea nna. grin Fart away! grin

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Showbobo and dani, dont be mean ohhh. . . After I have to bring you two to da ring may we fit do wrestling
Re: Farting Jokes by Jeovy(m): 3:49pm On Sep 28, 2008
you too like fight
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 3:52pm On Sep 28, 2008
since when?
Re: Farting Jokes by mykali(m): 8:23pm On Sep 28, 2008
Azo:

maybe na I'm ampit I'm dey use fart. no wonder I'm B.O. BAAAAAD grin grin

ya fada nyash there. grin

gabby, why u dey disturb ma anus na? embarassed
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:54am On Sep 29, 2008
I aint disturbing nobody's anus ohhh. Im just asking whether your anus got a hole or not. So does it?
Re: Farting Jokes by skipo87(m): 2:15am On Sep 29, 2008
gabby, why u dey disturb ma anus na? embarassed[/color]
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it is obsessed wit anus, its called anal obsession.patients or the psychological disorder dnt always kno they sufferin from such mental disorder. they also called butthole surfers.
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 2:16am On Sep 29, 2008
That will be you ehn. grin
Re: Farting Jokes by skipo87(m): 2:20am On Sep 29, 2008
i'l nick name u "butthole sufrer".
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 2:22am On Sep 29, 2008
Butthole sssssssssss. . . . WETIN NA waaaa ohhh. . . . Why you take your name go give to me now? shocked
Re: Farting Jokes by skipo87(m): 2:25am On Sep 29, 2008
i kinda like the name, its kinda cute and goes wit ur online personality, i wonder how ur butthole wud b like
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 2:38am On Sep 29, 2008
If you like the name, why dont you use it for yourself? undecided
Re: Farting Jokes by skipo87(m): 2:45am On Sep 29, 2008
nah! i dont have the obsession wt butts, fart or other butt related issue
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 2:53am On Sep 29, 2008
Since when I have an obsession with butts? undecided

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