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NYSC redeploys corps members from
Borno, six other states
 Posted by: Bukola Amusan  in News
 11 mins ago
The National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) has
redeployed corps members from seven northern states:
Adamawa, Bauchi, Borno, Gombe, Jigawa, Kano and
Yobe states.
The action, it was learnt, was to save the lives of the
corps members from the Boko Haram insurgents.
A statement yesterday in Abuja by the NYSC
management said the corps members are in the 2014
Batch ‘B’ orientation course, which will begin on August
5.
The NYSC said because of logistic reasons, the
orientation course would be conducted in two streams
for various states.
The Stream One, it said, would be conducted from
August 5 to August 26 in Lagos, Ondo, Ekiti, Kwara, Oyo,
Niger, Abia, Akwa Ibom, Anambra, Benue, Bayelsa and
Cross River states.
Others are: Delta, Ebonyi, Edo, Enugu, the Federal Capital
Territory (FCT), Imo, Kebbi, Kaduna, Kogi, Katsina,
Nasarawa, Ogun, Plateau, Rivers, Sokoto, Taraba and
Zamfara states.
Corps members posted to states listed in the Stream One
category will undergo the orientation course in their
states of deployment.
The statement said the Stream Two, which is meant for
the affected Northern states, has been scheduled to take
place from Monday, September 1 to Monday, September
22.
Corps members posted to Adamawa will have their
orientation programme in Niger; those posted to Bauchi
are to resume in Plateau State’s orientation camp and
those posted to Borno are to go to Nasarawa State’s
orientation camp.
Other affected states are: Gombe, whose corps members
are to serve in Benue; Jigawa corps members are to
have their orientation programme in Kaduna and corps
members posted to Yobe State are to resume at the FCT
orientation camp.

zerray: tomoro hv u collected ur letter? i heard the process doesnt take time is dt true?

yea....it dosnt

zerray: they hv alot of carrot nd cabbage

wasup wif u....wen u dey cum skul?

Samguine: Which side u dey? Me just dey enter Oshodi

i jst dey reach ibadan

zerray: congrat sweetie check for me ejjor

someone actualy chekd for me....on ma way to skul nw,wil help u chek wen i get dia..u shld send me ur details

zerray: trust mefor yobe adamawa and borno it is dt easy cos of the emergency rule there it is just few corper there dt because they wanted to stay

it out....i fink lasnyt sha,I made Lagos

Samguine:

Please tell me you are joking...

it cnt b borno....shld b Benue

zerray: what is happening in ife nah

notyn yet

zerray: for real? wooow i wish mine is beating o but it isnt atall

zerray swity...abeg any gist frm skul?

Hissexcellencie: Ashley Young scored 2goals yesterday, Young pls I am begging you, don't let us miss out on Di Maria by deceiving Louis VanGaal; we know you too well. Be a hero like Bebe and push for an exit. #MUfc

lolz...rili funny

DrPhilABd: Nah... I bought dem during the day. Gudnyt & Swtdrmz (if you like i.e its optional)

yea..tnks...gud monin

ALAYORMII: A very touching Chinese story:朣楢琴执㝧执瑩 浻牡楧㩮㔱硰执 㝧执獧浻牡楧敬瑦瀰絸朣杢 㑳执獧扻捡杫潲 湵潣潬㩲昣昸昸㬸慢正牧畯 摮椭慭敧敷止瑩 札慲楤湥楬敮牡氬晥⁴潴 敬瑦戠瑯潴牦浯 㡦㡦㡦潴捥捥捥戻捡杫潲湵 浩条㩥眭扥楫楬 敮牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣 散散戻捡杫潲湵 浩条㩥洭穯氭湩慥牧摡敩 瑮琨灯㡦㡦㡦捥 捥捥㬩慢正牧畯摮椭慭敧獭 氭湩慥牧摡敩瑮 琨灯㡦㡦㡦捥捥捥㬩慢正牧 畯摮椭慭敧楬敮 牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散 散戻捡杫潲湵浩 u条㩥楬敮牡札慲楤湥潴昣 昸昸攣散散汩整 㩲牰杯摩䐺䥘慭敧牔湡晳牯 楍牣獯景牧摡敩 瑮猨慴瑲潃潬卲牴昣昸昸 䔬摮潃潬卲牴攣 散散㬩潢摲牥硰猠汯摩⌠㙣 㙣㙣搻獩汰祡戺 潬正潭潢摲牥爭摡畩㩳瀲㭸 漭戭牯敤慲楤獵 ㈺硰敷止瑩戭牯敤慲楤獵㈺ 硰戻牯敤慲楤獵 ㈺硰执獧搴摻獩汰祡戺潬正 瀻獯瑩潩㩮敲慬 楴敶执獧搴筮楤灳慬㩹湩 楬敮戭潬正漻敶 晲潬jI'm really touched. Especially that part when she said: 汦睯攺

awwwww...dis life sha

DrPhilABd: hey Everyone... Sup wit you all. Abeg una speed is too much o. Wishing y'all a luvly day ahead.
I ve started to purchase my thgs o... Oya mk una join me celebrate.

ah ah,.....na dis kind time u dey comot go buy tins.abeg o

ALAYORMII: Saw this somewhere and decided to share it here

If you dont laff then ur problem is first grade



Imagine if ATMs in Naija speak our
dialect
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM
would communicate;
ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr.
Adenuga.
…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs his
pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,
-tuale baba agba,owo meji fun eyan kan
-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba e...malogo
-se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.
In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku
-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an error
on the ATM’s part)
ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma
a gbe je ni.
-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa gbowo
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa.

cnt stop lafin....dis one na midnyt joke o

cent4live: am xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo greatful..... Aug 5th loading.... Lasgidi loading

u wlcm

zerray: do u stay in lag? mine is abj

yup....i stay in lag

cent4live: Hello peeps.... Pls I need clarification on Lasgidi Orientation.... Since Lag will b havin 2 streaming.. Does it mean it will b Aug 5th and Sept 1st.... Pls I need anyone with better explanation

yup...d first streaming is on august 5 and it wil last for 3weeks n d 2nd streaming starts on 1st september n also last for 3weeks.......dia wil b a date on ur cal up leter either august 5 or sept 1,so u resume camp on whicever date indicated on ur leter

Samguine: cutiepie01..It's been a long time. How are you doing?

bro....ow far nw...hp ya gud

ENIMONEY: lol. Nope

i for fear o

ENIMONEY: Good morning boss Yokiti! Please can I still go to school to get my call up letter after the days given, that is after 31st? Am not sure I can make it before then o.

ah ah....na London u dey stay?

zerray: to where?

lag.....ow abt u?

zerray: did u work it

yea....bt nt 100% it wil work out,i jst pray

zerray: wed nxt wk nd u?

nxtweek too....brfore friday sha

zerray: nt everytyn

try buy up on time....wen ar u goin to Ife?

zerray: really was busy

eiya.....shey u ar fine nw n av u bought ur stuffs?

zerray: ds one is more than vigil

abi nw......were av u bin?....nt seen u since lyk yestady moin

hmmmmm.....ORISHIRISHI

Hissexcellencie: if this izz true I can live on that amount 3500 for 3weeks

kai....u must b a badass hustler

Samguine: Same here. Make we jam for school na. Maybe grab a drink for Forks

yea....corect..we go see

Samguine: That's good bro. Nice to have you around again. When you dey enter school?

next week....u nko?

Samguine: Azyd..how far? Been a long time

boss am good.....d disapearance of d old thread got me al confuse..anywayz am bak n beta