Ewiss: Saguine wadsup y avnt u slept

bentonmaye: m gud!u jst shunned me ba?

traecey: Oga I dint o

cutiepie01: where's macuwon and my traecey?

ALAYORMII:

Traecey to pretty

Ewiss: Saguine wadsup y avnt u slept

ALAYORMII: Saw this somewhere and decided to share it here

If you dont laff then ur problem is first grade



Imagine if ATMs in Naija speak our
dialect
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM
would communicate;
ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr.
Adenuga.
…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs his
pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,
-tuale baba agba,owo meji fun eyan kan
-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba e...malogo
-se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.
In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku
-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an error
on the ATM’s part)
ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma
a gbe je ni.
-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa gbowo
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa.

Cleoqueen:
Ooops!...Sowie I missed the appointment

traecey: aww...so romantic

DrPhilABd: hey Everyone... Sup wit you all. Abeg una speed is too much o. Wishing y'all a luvly day ahead.
I ve started to purchase my thgs o... Oya mk una join me celebrate.

traecey: Beg well well

azyd: ah ah,.....na dis kind time u dey comot go buy tins.abeg o

ALAYORMII: Saw this somewhere and decided to share it here

If you dont laff then ur problem is first grade



Imagine if ATMs in Naija speak our
dialect
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM
would communicate;
ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr.
Adenuga.
…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs his
pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,
-tuale baba agba,owo meji fun eyan kan
-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba e...malogo
-se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.
In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku
-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an error
on the ATM’s part)
ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma
a gbe je ni.
-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa gbowo
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa.

ALAYORMII: A very touching Chinese story:朣楢琴执㝧执瑩 浻牡楧㩮㔱硰执 㝧执獧浻牡楧敬瑦瀰絸朣杢 㑳执獧扻捡杫潲 湵潣潬㩲昣昸昸㬸慢正牧畯 摮椭慭敧敷止瑩 札慲楤湥楬敮牡氬晥⁴潴 敬瑦戠瑯潴牦浯 㡦㡦㡦潴捥捥捥戻捡杫潲湵 浩条㩥眭扥楫楬 敮牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣 散散戻捡杫潲湵 浩条㩥洭穯氭湩慥牧摡敩 瑮琨灯㡦㡦㡦捥 捥捥㬩慢正牧畯摮椭慭敧獭 氭湩慥牧摡敩瑮 琨灯㡦㡦㡦捥捥捥㬩慢正牧 畯摮椭慭敧楬敮 牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散 散戻捡杫潲湵浩 u条㩥楬敮牡札慲楤湥潴昣 昸昸攣散散汩整 㩲牰杯摩䐺䥘慭敧牔湡晳牯 楍牣獯景牧摡敩 瑮猨慴瑲潃潬卲牴昣昸昸 䔬摮潃潬卲牴攣 散散㬩潢摲牥硰猠汯摩⌠㙣 㙣㙣搻獩汰祡戺 潬正潭潢摲牥爭摡畩㩳瀲㭸 漭戭牯敤慲楤獵 ㈺硰敷止瑩戭牯敤慲楤獵㈺ 硰戻牯敤慲楤獵 ㈺硰执獧搴摻獩汰祡戺潬正 瀻獯瑩潩㩮敲慬 楴敶执獧搴筮楤灳慬㩹湩 楬敮戭潬正漻敶 晲潬jI'm really touched. Especially that part when she said: 汦睯攺

DrPhilABd: Nah... I bought dem during the day. Gudnyt & Swtdrmz (if you like i.e its optional)

ewosk:

interpretation pls(English)

i dey also imagine how d convo go b if na Enerhen Junction or Ekosodin dis upgraded ATM tanda...

ALAYORMII:

Abeg guy no vex

I no too hear English na Chinese I go take interpret am

朣 瑮琨灯㡦㡦㡦捥 捥捥㬩慢正牧畯摮 牡札慲楤湥潴汦 睯攺湥

nifton:
Hi debygirly hop u gud,dis Skul ID package,u don get urs?

traecey: tnx...Gudnyt/gudmrn

Smeeky:
Lol,if I hear..boss like you

Buh on a serious note,I'm just gonna live my 3weeks as simple as I have lived many years now.

I go chop camp food wella(na my right)...the only day I go chop for mammy na August 5th(that's before them give us meal ticket) and the day wey I no like the kitchen food.

There is life after camp,so I don't have to live my life extravagantly just to impress some series of strangers who will later be my friends and get to know the real me.

#MyOpinionThough

debygirly:



Yea. I just got mine... Hw bout urs?

ALAYORMII: A very touching Chinese story:朣楢琴执㝧执瑩 浻牡楧㩮㔱硰执 㝧执獧浻牡楧敬瑦瀰絸朣杢 㑳执獧扻捡杫潲 湵潣潬㩲昣昸昸㬸慢正牧畯 摮椭慭敧敷止瑩 札慲楤湥楬敮牡氬晥⁴潴 敬瑦戠瑯潴牦浯 㡦㡦㡦潴捥捥捥戻捡杫潲湵 浩条㩥眭扥楫楬 敮牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣 散散戻捡杫潲湵 浩条㩥洭穯氭湩慥牧摡敩 瑮琨灯㡦㡦㡦捥 捥捥㬩慢正牧畯摮椭慭敧獭 氭湩慥牧摡敩瑮 琨灯㡦㡦㡦捥捥捥㬩慢正牧 畯摮椭慭敧楬敮 牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散 散戻捡杫潲湵浩 u条㩥楬敮牡札慲楤湥潴昣 昸昸攣散散汩整 㩲牰杯摩䐺䥘慭敧牔湡晳牯 楍牣獯景牧摡敩 瑮猨慴瑲潃潬卲牴昣昸昸 䔬摮潃潬卲牴攣 散散㬩潢摲牥硰猠汯摩⌠㙣 㙣㙣搻獩汰祡戺 潬正潭潢摲牥爭摡畩㩳瀲㭸 漭戭牯敤慲楤獵 ㈺硰敷止瑩戭牯敤慲楤獵㈺ 硰戻牯敤慲楤獵 ㈺硰执獧搴摻獩汰祡戺潬正 瀻獯瑩潩㩮敲慬 楴敶执獧搴筮楤灳慬㩹湩 楬敮戭潬正漻敶 晲潬jI'm really touched. Especially that part when she said: 汦睯攺

nifton:
Gud morning,hop ur nite was gud.I ve not cuz i ve not been around. Am confused now cuz i hear u apply and its up to 2 wks to get it.

REDBUNNY: Goodmorning housemates

Ewiss: Been kinda busy sorry hw r u

debygirly:



Nyyt was cool tnx


Do u hv ur alumni? Or any oda I'd like faculty or dept? If u do then don't panic. + av not been around too sum1 helped me do it n twas ready after a day... So if u knw sum1 in nsk u hollla dem 2 help u out.. U don't hv to wait 2weeks b4 collection

ALAYORMII: Saw this somewhere and decided to share it here

If you dont laff then ur problem is first grade



Imagine if ATMs in Naija speak our
dialect
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM
would communicate;
ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr.
Adenuga.
…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs his
pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,
-tuale baba agba,owo meji fun eyan kan
-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba e...malogo
-se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.
In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku
-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an error
on the ATM’s part)
ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma
a gbe je ni.
-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa gbowo
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa.