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Beebah2000:
Fúck you too. You can run, but u can't hide
I am watching you

I am not running I am only hiding

Beebah2000:
discipline

hahahaha e no dey work you no fit discipline person na person go discipline himself

Beebah2000:
no be the only way na.

wetin be the other way??

Beebah2000:
miss you
Fish, I no you

fück you

Beebah2000:
nothing

you don miss me abi

Beebah2000:
haba, no ooo

na dey only way you go know wetin he dey use am do??

Beebah2000:
No, you bah?

wetin I do??

Beebah2000:
op no try ooo

na wetin fit the fool

chatinent:
There is a difference between needing a man and needing a man's surname.


Last time I checked, there are more men stalking ladies than there are women stalking men.


There are many much-unaccepted friend requests on your Facebook; more snubbed chats, and more.

Then why do some women still say they need men?

Your requirement in men, most times, only exists in heaven. How can you need a tall, handsome, pointed nose, British accent, take care of your needs, buy you anything you want, must have two houses and at least three cars, rich, honest and faithful guy..who will take you for who you are! Who are you! Go and mould that person naw. Kuku say you need your personal Lord and Saviour!

The only guy you claimed to love was Greg who was only concerned about using you until your carburetor knocked. And it is difficult most times to recognise these sorts.

Let me surprise you: the only requirement most men are looking for in a woman is a good character. Some men say they want virgins. Believe me, many men only want a good character. Other things are secondary.

You have refused to lift the fog to see beneath your makeup, breast, and hips. Continue singing you get yansh, you get breast, you sabi cook, you get this, you bi wife material.

Motivation yea? That uncle who sang that rubbish is married! Bubble poked!


Phillip that you are rejecting because of his kpomo lips have those qualities, then you let him off the hook.

Ndubuisi you told off loved you from his heart but you wrote him off due to his gigantic head! Ọ bụ isi ya ka ị ga -eri?

You rejected Thomas because of his protruding belly. You called his belly an amusement park!

You also used and dumped Samuel because he hadn't the kind of money you wanted!

You rejected Isaiah because of his bulging eye. You said he was Segun Eyerinze Version II.

Andrew was your first love yet you dumped him for the trophies of short-lived iPhones and Aba Brazilian wigs. Andrew cried and begged you not to leave but you wagged your hips on him and said he was no longer your type.

Joe is still showing the hints he is into you but you placed him in an eternal friendzone.

And there is Michael, a tall, handsome, and caring guy coming...you and your friends have already labeled him a player.

Going home, you are now considering drifting your life from revolving around money, to looking for a god-fearing man. Hey look, a food-flask-headed 2face is stopping you and telling you how he wants to marry you.

You are glad. He has a car..and it's a plus. Oh, he is even a doctor in Massachusetts. Oh, God thank you o. In fact, what God cannot do doesn't exist...even when you lied to him that Greg was your “first” and only guy who “raped” you.


Yapu, yapu, yapu, yapu...

Two months later..

Two seconds, e don end.

You realised he is married after he has nigeria-ed your body figure. Oh, all men are dogs.

You are on your DM now trying to respond to old chats if those oldies can bring back those words. Oh, most of them are married now. Others have learnt to be wiser. What a reverse psycology!


You feel you have failed as a woman. To whom do you run to? Oh, the society is expecting much now! Everyone is asking you personal questions about your children and husband. You mutter, can't they mind their business!

In mid-thought, you feel you have failed.

I'll tell you for free: you have not failed.

You have not just answered the big question.

I ask you, what do you really want!

brother na who break your heart??

Beebah2000:
the way I go discipline my son ehh....... e no go fit follow olosho sef talk less of marrying olosho.

which means you go put camera for him preek

SmellySperm:
You trade on what?
Zero 70six52three5nine1zero let's whatssssap

I don text you

SmellySperm:
So what you doing there?
What's the update there?

omo nothing much I just trade and make my Money
Am thinking about relocating self

SmellySperm:
Ok my man

yeah man

SmellySperm:
Why na? Where u dey stay?

I dey that north side Sha

Beebah2000 come and laugh

Beebah2000:
Nope . My dog na very innocent dog.
I no wan spoil the dog.

so you, you don spoil already??

Beebah2000:
For 10 years....!!?
Haba.... Na prison sentence them give am ni?
Na wa ooo

if na prison sentence e better self one day for prison na two days so meaning 5years but nairaland own na complete 10years

Beebah2000:
ahh..... No way

lolss just test them and come back with testimony

SmellySperm:
Na Az sure pass my nigga

my niggie
E don reach 2weeks I smoke ooh fück!!

placeofallure:
Na Loud or Colorado

e go be Colorado

Beebah2000:
we get but na local dog.
U want make e remove my future ni?

na local dog bad pass na

stunnert:
Make him just give me small, make me self reason out of the box

me too bro I don tire for inside this box

brosom:
I swear, Op don kolo

since

Beebah2000:
Lol
E no mean say dog don give me head ooo, abeg ooo

ehhhh you sure??
Shey una no get dog for house??

Beebah2000:
how u take know say man never give me head??

because you talk say dog can do it better

Beebah2000:
Na lie??

big fat lie man never give you head before that's why

Ekejoestar:
I have an idea, get a red meat and spread chocolate on it and force your dog to eat it after licking off the chocolate.

you dey very wicked

Beebah2000:
Leave the dog ooo.
What men can do, dogs can do better.

SmellySperm:
Lols...baba dey on molly trips

I never do wetin pass Arizona before sometimes I get curious

Only God know wetin op smoke

SmellySperm:
Lols...na OG u be abeg

the monicker BOSS no be mouth bro

Vinnie2000:
Lol..

Very correct..
Wearing Corporate Long sleeves n Long skirts But can be Wild/Rough under Sheets..

However,
If you want to Fcvk those Babes, U will become a Brother oo.. Buy bag, longsleeves and Big trousers to Preach!!

Become a Wolf in Sheep Clothing..

I no fit stress myself like that for girl abeg