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dannyrhymes600:
Keep puffing bro
Jah bless

you too bruh

dannyrhymes600:
Carry on, His Royal Highness

thank you sergent

dannyrhymes600:
Some body systems are not compatible with somethings jare

true .... but I can't leave weed man

Damilare65:
Too many jonsing experiences abeg, .
Shey na Colorado own we wan talk ni?

First time I tried Colorado wasnt funny oo, twas my friends birthday, I was chyking one babe , she was bragging that she dey sell loud, say no highness dey freak her etc . Me I was just smoking my purple loud dey catch cruise , then my guy (the celebrant) brought colorado for us, he warned me not to take too many puffs, naso I off my loud, begin drag the colorado, i took 4 puffs, the girl too , took 4 puffs,

Na where wahala start be that, guys in like 2 minutes I lost track of everything , like my head wanted to explode, I was sweating like monkey , even when I went back inside under Ac , I still dey sweat, I just go sit down one place I no stand up because I sure say if I stand up or try to do anything, na casting be that, I no go like make dem post me for instablog , that day i was just begging God and praying that if i come back from this highness, i no go touch any type of weed again for my life (biggest lie) . The girl that we smoked the shit together don cast for the party wey I no even know, because me sef I dey between cloud9 and cementary , I just see say the carry the girl come the room, dry pour water for her head, her teeth dry shake like convulsion, I no fit even stand up help them who wan cast? that was the end of the party for the girl oo.. she was just crying and begging people to help her. Lol

After like 30 minutes the thing comot for my eyes small, I just dey drink water, I even gave my guy my phone because I know that if they steal my phone that night I wont remember a thing .

Guys please don't jump on Colorado oo, no be normal weed, that thing na drug, even me with almost 10 years smoking experience, Colorado dey humble me everytime I smoke it, you no go even enjoy the highness , na torture abeg,, just stick to your Arizona or loud please colorado no be small pickin play oo

I no get plans of testing Colorado

Lumcy25:
I swear na long story

i enjoy the long Story sha

dannyrhymes600:
In the year 2017, I told a guy to help me buy weed so I can dry it and mix it with my hair cream for sheen and growth. he brought it in the night and I kept it till the next day then I sun dried it and squeezed it till it was in powder form, then this curiosity of how I will behave if I'm high on weed just came upon me, so I called my younger brother to come have a pinch with me, he told me not to try it because he knows I'm allergic to some drugs ( malaria drugs and the likes). But I insisted, so he took a pinch with me and we just laughed and said to ourselves " nothing go happen jare". he went out to meet some of his guys while I stayed home alone because my crush promised to come over. maybe after an hour or so (because I lost track of time), she came and sat close to me, I just kept smiling and didn't say a word, she was smiling too and was laying down a seductive body language which I didn't respond too because she looked like she was wearing an ape mask. she got comfortable to the extent that she ran her hands through my laps but I wasn't feeling it at all, I was sky high. she got angry and left, I escorted her outside, that was when the problem started. as she was going i just stood back and watch her, it was as if she became an ant, she was very small in my eyes, it was that time I realized the weed had started working. I struggled to get back inside and went back to my room. I locked the door and opened it again, I did that for like 5 times and I stopped. then a voice whispered to me * go dance nau * but I declined. the voice came again and said I should pull out the burglary proof of my window I still declined. my younger brother came back home but he wasn't affected at all. the same voice told me to start crying but I declined. I was served garri by my brother, I rushed it like a rabbid werewolf then slept. I woke up and something changed in my life. since that day my ear started working more than it should, I could hear people talking clearly from meters away.




second experience
2019 November
I got weed from my home town when we went for my grandma's burial.south south weed.
i left it in my bag in school, 2nd semester exam started, and there was this particular course I haven't read at all. on the night before the course I remembered watching a video online that said weed helps to remember things. quickly I went to my bag and brought out the weed, I took a pinch, this time smaller than the first one in 2017. my reading mate was aware I took the weed, he wanted to take it too but I didn't give him because if both of us become high who will help who?. we got to our reading site, we were playing music and reading, I finished the handout in no time and slept off only to be woken by the feeling of laughter. that same voice I heard in 2017 came again and told me welcome, it then told me to begin to laugh, but I declined. it came again and told me to shout and sing the burna boy's song we were listening to, but I declined. I quickly told my friend that I'm feeling high, he should take me home, but he didn't respond because he hasn't read enough, my breathing changed and I stood up and started walking home, he quickly followed me but he couldn't keep up because I was too fast. we got home and I took my bath but it was still as if I'm have 1000 people talking in my head at once. the next morning I got up and was ready to go to the exam hall when my friend told me the time was just 6am and exam is 10am. later we got to the exam hall and I was just laughing at the questions because they were too easy, I finished first and forgot my writing materials there. the result came out and I scored 99/100.
my second experience also changed something in me. since that day even if I'm asleep I can feel it if someone is around me, and I will be able to tell if they are male or female. that is the last time I touched or saw weed, and I plan to stay that way.

have you ever had a weed experience?
come in and share with us lets laugh at ourselves.

no lies please

then why did you stop smoking weed? It unlocks something special about you......I don't think it's smart for you to stop

Starboytwo:
my phase 1 mad gan, na ontop 1 stool i siddon ooo, i no fit come down, he be like say i dey ontop skycrapper, i swear... Phase two, i actually believe i went mad for a few minutes, i couldnt figure out my mind,as ive got like 100 of them, all working simultaneously... Na when i try read abc to z and i do mistake like twice it hit me.... Me, omo alhaja, na so i mad Haa, all my mama warnings, sermon con dey play for my head...wow naso i truly mad? Chai.... Phase 3, me and God sign deal, i swear... For my mind i just dey pray to God, God abeg if i smoke again call me bastard, God abeg, kill me ooo, kill me if my mouth touch igbo again.... I read "kewu", i beg God, God abeg just restore my brain make he dey work again abeg, at all at all for my mama, she don try abeg.... I no go forget that year 2014, 100 my phase 1 mad gan, na ontop 1 stool i siddon ooo, i no fit come down, he be like say i dey ontop skycrapper, i swear... Phase two, i actually believe i went mad for a few minutes, i couldnt figure out my mind,as ive got like 100 of them, all working simultaneously... Na when i try read abc to z and i do mistake like twice it hit me.... Me, omo alhaja, na so i mad Haa, all my mama warnings, sermon con dey play for my head...wow naso i truly mad? Chai.... Phase 3, me and God sign deal, i swear... For my mind i just dey pray to God, God abeg if i smoke again call me bastard, God abeg, kill me ooo, kill me if my mouth touch igbo again.... I read "kewu", i beg God, God abeg just restore my brain make he dey work again abeg, at all at all for my mama, she don try abeg.... I no go forget that year 2014, 100 level days

but you later smoke again?

Teach me more bro, I'm on the 3rd roll right now in my sitting room. Listening/watching Maroon 5 - Nobody's Love

Weed is life bro

ehen nah

arthorjnr:
Dude you're not supposed to struggle lmao.

Let it all flow and you'll be fine.

Mine had me begging and asking God to restore my sanity. I was way ahead of my thoughts, scary af. It wasn't regular weed tho, It was ARIZONA.

Arizona is regular weed broh what you saying?

dannyrhymes600:
Ma niggi

na Arizona dey do am for me Sha...

Sunisonflex39:
The guy below me has something reasonable to say

nah he doesn't..

MsFaith:
Tiwa is now really fat. She wasn't this big 2 years ago.

yeah she's eating her money nah

dannyrhymes600:
Damn
What a waste of good vegetables
( In jah's gift's voice ) I wanna feel highrate from the morning to the night, I wanna poof mj from my room straight to the sky.

this guy.....

Davash222:
Are you here to advertise your IG handle or are you here to laugh at us?

she's not laughing at anybody, she's laughing at her own country

DriftOff:
What about your songs. I told you to sing better songs, but you refused.

must you always be an ass to everyone?