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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tuchel Drops Lukaku For Liverpool Game by b1111: 4:56pm On Jan 02, 2022
Dukeolumidemans:
This is the beginning of the end for Lukaku in Chelsea. I don't blaime him because I equally faulted the coach's selection and style of play.

How can u continue playing Pulisic or Werner as a center striker when these two are clearly misfits at that position when Lukaku is clearly available on the bench.

Also that stuuupid Mendy will continue passing the ball at the back and almost causing an own goal irrespective of who is winning and time remaining. No one is saying anything about that. He should also improve that criminal's contract (Rudiger) and give our captain (Azpilicueta) a new 2 years contract extension. They both play with heir heart for us.
Hakim, Ross Barkley, Saul, Werner and Pulisic has no business in that team because they kill Chelsea's game always. They should be replaced with Isco, Asensio, Renato Sanchez, Divan Zapata and our own Conor Gallagher.

They should bleeping start shooting from all angels and limit their passing around. Football is about entertainment and scoring, not the other way around.


Gibberish!!

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Romance / Re: Apart From Me, Who Else Rarely Take Pics? by b1111: 8:30am On Jan 02, 2022
Epositive:


It usually has nothing to do with financial status or looks, go to Facebook and confirm!

Shey you get sense like this??

You sef read wetin you type, go confirm for Facebook how??
Romance / Re: Apart From Me, Who Else Rarely Take Pics? by b1111: 8:18am On Jan 02, 2022
Truvelisback:
Oga, i don't fancy taking of pics. The ones i even upload for Fb na because of ladies i dey chat with wey wan know or see who them dey chat with.


You wey be chairman of broke ass people. Nah your finest picture you go dey send. Hustle and get money, when you come fresh, then we go get this conversation.

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Romance / Re: Apart From Me, Who Else Rarely Take Pics? by b1111: 8:07am On Jan 02, 2022
Most times nah say you broke or you no fine like bros OP.

Other times, nah say you no wan reveal your identity.

Get money first so you go no which one dey do you wey no make you dey take pictures

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Romance / Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by b1111: 11:54am On Dec 29, 2021
iLegendd:


You tried, but your line is weak and not funny. Keep trying and you'll improve one day. Rome wasn't built in a day. I'll score you 3/10.

Alaye send my airtime make I use hold body shey nah you talk am
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Disrespects Me A Lot by b1111: 10:48am On Dec 29, 2021
dichvu:
thanks

Ehn now!

How you go open shop for gf come dey complain for here, e wrong now! I force you open shop for am.

Werey and wetin you dey find for her phone, and you want make babe dey buy food for you cos you rent shop for her, shey you nor see say you mumu ni.

Your babe done see you finish, see finish them say wetin, complete am,

I no dey give advice abeg, find a way.

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Romance / Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by b1111: 10:42am On Dec 29, 2021
You dey always chase clout ITrophy abi nah Ilegend

Rest abeg!
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Disrespects Me A Lot by b1111: 10:41am On Dec 29, 2021
You be mumu

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Romance / Re: Don't We All Wish To Be Ethiopian Sometimes by b1111: 8:15am On Dec 27, 2021
Llamina if to be an Ethiopian for a day go make me fuccckk you, then I agree. Make I dey on top you like missionary going deep inside of you, the very depths and make you dey scream as bad guy wey I be
Romance / Re: I'll Be Visiting Nigeria Soon. Any Nairalander Interested In Seeing Me? by b1111: 11:59pm On Dec 26, 2021
You wey be full grown man with plenty of bush sef. Anyone wey pm you just wan fuckkk your yansh mumu. The way e dey go you sef go get puss for yansh like your niggar bobrisky as bad guys wey una be

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Romance / Re: My Wedding Photos by b1111: 11:43pm On Dec 26, 2021
Yo Siofra, I just want dey drill you, dey ram inside of you, I wan dey penetrate you as the sex object wey you be and me as a bad guy. You feel me??
Romance / Re: I Am The Dumbest Person In The World by b1111: 11:39pm On Dec 26, 2021
Yo Llamina, I just wan dey inside you, dey drill you, make you dey scream and dey shout. You feel me?? As bad guy wey I be

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Romance / Re: Kenyan Girls Or Ghanaian girls, Who Are Meaner by b1111: 11:37pm On Dec 26, 2021
Yo llamina, I just wan dey fvck you, like from behind, make you dey scream and dey cry. As bad guy wey I be

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Romance / Re: Does Pussy Fluids Smell !! by b1111: 1:41am On Feb 09, 2021
MickzyDonald:
Ah ah God don catch you grin

Guy I nor joke o. The smell nor gree comot my fingers. I nor fit say nah like how the thing dey smell. E nor funny again
Romance / Does Pussy Fluids Smell !! by b1111: 12:46am On Feb 09, 2021
Omoh I just knack this girl like around 11pm. I finger her sha and my fingers get this weird smell. I don wash my hands with antiseptic the smell nor gree go oo.

Na so the thing dey be??, pros in the house.

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