₦airaland Forum

ValCon888:
She doesn't cheat and you don't cheat.

Take some of the burden of chores around the house. Help with the kids and if you're a good cook, help with that too. The aim is to help her with the stress so she's not facing stress at work and stress at home.

Las las, if that doesn't work and you like sex pass food, tell her to quit her job.

If she can't quit her job or you both need her paycheck so bad then buy a huge jar of Vaseline and unlimited data.

Problem solved.

Confirmed guy! You be werey ooo, guy!

DyshApp:
https://thenationonlineng.net/why-you-shouldnt-japa-if-youre-doing-well-in-nigeria-candy-bleakz/

I am a living witness!

LastGiantAlive:
I don't know what you are talking about. I'm a practicing yoruba muslim from Ibadan and will be made an imam by next year inshallah but that doesn't mean I won't say the truth. How do you expect me to believe this usèless propaganda. Is this rubbish data not from the same NBS that just yesterday claimed that our audio gdp grew by over 3% in the third quarter of this year and that unemployment rate reduced significantly even though most companies are leaving the country and relieving employees of their duty?
In Ibadan here alone, due to insane cost of production more than 93% of poultry farms have shut down and sacked workers . The economy is biting hard and won't allow people to remain in business so how exactly is gdp growing and unemployment rate reducing?
The same NBS claims that inflation is around 38% but Turkiye a European country whose economy is currently a thousand times healthier than ours recorded an inflation of over 60% not too long ago but in this country where groceries, electronics and most commodities have gone up by at least 450% in less than 18 months, we're still here deceiving ourselves with 30 percent inflation rate.
I'm unable to trust any manipulated data from NBS for now until the retarded lunatic in aso rock is booted out in 2027. I was part of the yoruba people who were brainwashed to believe that Tinubu would be a better president than Peter Obi and I voted Tinubu based on sentiments and ethnicism but I now regret my actions.
I will vote Mr Peter Obi in 2027 so he would rescue us from this suffering and poverty that this wicked man called Tinubu imposed on us.

You are not Yoruba. You are not a muslim!

KISSNigeria:
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Our Legend has a record of over 400 unprotected, yet he is not positive!

[quote author=Lizzysamuel post=132483339][/quote]Mr, Talku Talku!

Oluboh:
https://dailytrust.com/illegality-of-efcc-all-eyes-on-the-supreme-court/

Useless governors! underperforming, inept and corrupt governors!

gimids:
For obvious reason, a very large number of politicians doesn't know there are People on empty tommy for days now

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Go and look for food if hungry! People are not working and they are looking for food up and down! Go and work!

adamusuleiman3:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/10/08/aba-residents-knock-abia-governor-otti-over-flooded-dilapidated-road-resort-canoe-boats

His people will praise him forgetting all his pasts. They will now put him over Sanwoolu of Lagos! Same with Obi and Jagaban!

kidap:
Source: https://sureodds.ng/ahmed-musa-scores-two-goals-in-nfpl-debut-for-kano-pillars/
Lalasticlala OAM4J, Mynd44

Ahmed Musa is 47 years!

mmadu4:
why did u sell it boss

The car was becoming a menace. It would be stopping on the road. You knw it was an ancient car! A car of 2001! I had a feeling that the engine was going out, so I decided to sell to get the 2006 Camry then.

mmadu4:
This Camry is approaching 3 million naira now. what's so special about it

before it was around 650k or 700k .

No buy am ooo! I remember when I sold my wife's own for 700k! Very clean! It was in 2017!

Fineman2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IOFBzBoFDE

An armed group linked to al-Qaeda, Jama’at Nusrat al-Islam wal-Muslimin (JNIM), has claimed responsibility for what it says was an attack that killed up to 200 people and injured at least 140 in central Burkina Faso.



https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/8/25/up-to-200-people-killed-in-attack-in-central-burkina-faso

Our enemies are the Europeans!

CyrusVI:
Shame on them

They have to choose between a woman and a horror. I feel for them

2024-1776=? Its not yet time for a female American President. Putin beside Kamala is a no no

You are a bush man! Americans believe more now in the coloured than the Caucasians!

adamusuleiman3:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/08/20/exclusive-documents-expose-aliko-dangotes-half-brother-sayyu-dantata-one-big-players#google_vignette

Only idiotic people believe everything on the internet! I see them as nonentities! They cannot achieve anything till they leave this planet!

[quote author=fergie001 post=131583454][/quote]Eeeya. Sir, you can pay condolence visits to the families of the ones who failed WASSCE all over Nigeria!

kokoA:
Old age don get this one down.. Only God knows what Obasanjo does to keep himself active at old age.

Obasanjo used gbekude!

ogododo:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-soldiers-take-over-major-abuja-road-72-hours-to-hunger-protest/

Your protests are ineffective! Me an o go waste my time for one mumu protests! Nigeria cannot not be a paradise! It is weather that is shielding our brothers and sisters in Europe and America!

Chicentt:
My pussy hurts

I can help calm it!

Islie:
https://dailytrust.com/how-nigerians-crashed-my-phone-over-comment-against-senator-natasha-akpabio/

I love Senator Godswill Akpabio!

FarmersUNIT7:
Suya is a special barbeque delicacy. It is made with some special pepper and spices. The spicy consist of Pepper, Kulikuli, ginger, cloves, garlic and other ingredients are combined in different ratios.

When you get the ratio of Suya spice wrong, the spice won't be tasty.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MykWGjRazvs

The day I saw how Kilishi is made, I vowed never to consume it again! Very disgusting and unhygienic! What a snack to consume!

[quote author=Racoon post=131083722][/quote]Do not start this! Yoruba people will come with facts and beat your records! All the Ekiti professors alone are more than all the professors in Ebonyi, Abia and Anambra combined! Stop professing what you are not!

mrvitalis:
FG and Tinubu government should please tell us how a human can survive with 70k in a month in Nigeria

A federal worker please break it down

House rent

Transportation to work

Feeding

Health

Entertainment

Please I want to see it

Minimum wage is not the salary of any Civil Servant! The lowest grade in the Civil Service is Level 4! 70k is for level 1 and no level!

Seun:
Hello Nairalanders,

Yesterday the 17th was my birthday.

As for my new age, let me just say that I'm slightly older than Don Jazzy.

Please send me your kind words and good wishes!

Cheers!

Happy Birthday Baba Nla! Oke Oke le o ma lo!

MasterJayJay:
Idiots! Allowance is the major source of their income.

These idiots always insulting our intelligence.

Do they think most Nigerians are dumb like babablu bulabu?

Nothing they move una even if they all give their bodies to be burnt for you! Even if they die like Christian Jesus! You will still not believe!

malali:
https://africa.businessinsider.com/local/lifestyle/top-10-african-countries-with-the-highest-number-of-hungry-people/xjrc9cv



Nigeria’s Hunger Crisis: A Call to Action for Tinubu’s Clueless Administration

Nigeria, the giant of Africa, stands tall with a wealth of resources and a vibrant population. Yet, paradoxically, it harbors the highest number of hungry people on the continent. This troubling reality is not just a statistic; it’s a harsh indictment of leadership failure and misplaced priorities.

How did we get here? How did a nation blessed with fertile lands, abundant natural resources, and resilient people become the poster child for hunger? The answer lies in a toxic cocktail of poor governance, corruption, and a chronic disconnect between the rulers and the ruled.

A Broken System

Under the administration of President Bola Tinubu, we have witnessed policies that seem designed to serve the elites while the common Nigerian is left to fend for themselves. The promise of “renewed hope” has turned into a mirage for the average citizen. The government’s focus has been on superficial reforms that fail to address the root causes of poverty and hunger. It’s like trying to cure malaria with paracetamol - the symptoms may be masked temporarily, but the disease rages on.

Misplaced Priorities

While politicians dine on lavish banquets, millions of Nigerians struggle to find their next meal. The agricultural sector, once the backbone of our economy, has been neglected. Farmers are left without support, facing threats from insecurity, climate change, and lack of infrastructure. Instead of investing in sustainable agriculture, the government squanders resources on vanity projects and bailouts for failing businesses owned by their cronies.

The Impact of Corruption

Corruption is the cancer eating away at the soul of our nation. Funds meant for development are siphoned off by greedy officials, leaving crumbs for the masses. It’s no surprise that Nigeria’s hunger crisis has worsened when the little resources we have are embezzled. The Tinubu administration must understand that you can’t plant corn and harvest yam. If the seeds of corruption are sown, the fruits of poverty and hunger are inevitable.

A Call for Accountability

President Tinubu, it’s time to wake up and smell the coffee. The ordinary Nigerian is not asking for the moon; we just want a fair shot at a decent life. Your administration must shift its focus from serving the privileged few to uplifting the majority. Invest in agriculture, create jobs, and provide a safety net for the vulnerable. If you fail to address these issues, history will remember you not as a leader, but as a puppet of the elites.

Nigerians, let’s hold our leaders accountable. We deserve better than empty promises and clueless governance. We must demand policies that prioritize our well-being over the interests of the rich and powerful. It’s time to put an end to the era of suffering in the land of plenty. Let’s ensure that no Nigerian goes to bed hungry again.

In the words of our elders, “A hungry man is an angry man.” The Tinubu administration must heed this wisdom and act decisively. The time for empty rhetoric is over; the time for action is now. Nigeria’s future depends on it.

They should go and farm! To plant is not difficult! All bunch of lazy people!

fergie001:
The APC urged Ndume to resign from the Party rather than incite the public against President Bola Tinubu



SOURCE

He was further appointed Senate Committee Chair on Tourism

The way to go. Even no opposition party senate member criticizes the president!

AnambraPeople:
https://anambrapeople.com.ng/2024/07/15/anambra-man-who-was-in-the-seminary-for-17-years-finally-ordained-a-priest-dr-godwin-maduka-rejoices/

What does a priest produce? I wanted to be one b4! , but every night, I dey always dey bony down there! When, I see girls, a go dey struggle! I say e better make I kuku forsake this ambition!

Exceed15:
The worst has already happened to Nigeria. Look around you what do u see - hunger , pains, depression,, hardship. The biggest inflation in the history of our generation. Shame una no get .

Do ur worst! If you like, u may take the easiest of all exits!

Alphamentips:
My main babe now, them be 8 for house. 7 girls 1 boy. She say her papa wanted a boy. E sure me die say her people go willingly dash her to me when i go to see her parents. Lol

Them go happy to give me the babe

Lucky you, boy!

nlfpmod:
https://www.sciencealert.com/new-hiv-prevention-drug-shows-100-efficacy-in-clinical-trial

The Pharmaceutical Industry in the world is the richest industry!

sekundosekundo:
He promised to assess Tinubu's government after one year.

This is a man that protested against GEJ for trying to remove fuel subsidy and selling fuel @ #140 per liter. He claimed that fuel subsidy doesn't exist then.

Today Tinubu has removed the same non-existent fuel subsidy and fuel is sold at #1000 per liter yet Soyinka has lost his voice.

TELL SOYINKA THAT THE BEST TIME TO PROTEST IS NOW.

Go and do your worse! Will his Assessment make u to stop hallucinating about your fake messiah?

christejames:
Corruption in this Tinubulation is the highest the world has ever witnessed

You are so dumb! I have refrained myself writing online with people like you. You are so dumb irrespective of your tribe! From 2009 to 2020, was Tinubu your President during this period? Say whatever you want guy! Tinubu Administration has witnessed a lot of improved reforms! There is inflation, yes! Wen we all refrain from excessive imports and focus more on production, the inflation will come down!