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Very hilarious!
Nigerian mum would have restricted the freedom she is enjoying.
She would have reported her to the extended family, even the father's family if she is proving stubborn. She will say "daddy, eba mi ba omo yi soro, oro e oye mi mo o,o tin rinri kurin. Ati sososo kofe gbo. Olorun mase ni omokomo"
Michelle Obama's countenance usually portrays that of a Nigerian mum sha. Little wonder they used her as illustration here.

Awon Nigerian mum o le gba igba kigba bi ti Kris Jenner.

the fourth pics is the funniest to me.

psalmuelwater:
. Thanks

Uwc.
If those two methods fails. You can then use your second line to call direct, much later. Its not everybody that can go out to meet a perfect stranger just by getting called on phone. Most especially, when she did not give you her number.

I had an experience like that, a guy usually calls me on phone, claiming I gave him my number at so so place. I did not remember giving him my number, since he did not call immediately I gave him. Till now, I'm just afraid to go out to meet someone I can't remember giving my number to. You can try your luck, though.

Your friend can check her friend's list on facebook, some of the students/friends will write their departments on their profile or he can glean from the comments on their wall post there. Moreover, her coursemates should be much on her friends list (he may get the department from there). Since he already know her name, it will be easier to locate her in the department.
Then he can woo her direct . If she is proving difficult, you can tell her the health centre episode(he should know what to say) that method is much better than just calling her up that you got her number from facebook. That is more like stalking and may make her creepy.

He may also use "calling wrong number" method.

dre11:
but you acted as one with what you just said

In your imagination....

muphasar11:
Nice
Nice

How was work today

Fine. Thanks.

initiate:
TYPICAL IRRESPONSIBLE JOURNALISM THAT ENCOURAGES CORRUPTION

THE ERA OF "NAMES WITHELD" MUST END

Lol. Abi o. It is their stock-in trade.

That's incredible!

That's good. Such barbaric behaviour must not be condone. This will serve as a deterrent against future re-occurence.

175:
God bless you as you hear!

Amen!

lolaxavier:
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“It was the realisation of this obvious fact that ‎made us to offer to provide the excitable Metuh a crash course on how to function as an opposition spokesman. Unfortunately, it is too late now as he seems to have become totally untrainable.

See finishing! This is a knockout punch. Lol.

dre11:
that's what you feel because your in the dream...... but in reality your eyes are closed



how can't you see how blue the sky is

Common! I'm not sleeping beauty.

We don hear.

Beautiful look! The gown matches her skin tone and hair colour. Toke is already a fashion pundit. I just love her stoic personality.

HungerBAD:
Me?i dey work for Newspaper house?

She used "anyone" and the topic says "man"
Ok, maybe reporters intentionally used it as caption to gain attention.

StealthyMe:
Never take men for granted? #Fact

Hmmm........Any man in that context was figuratively used, it mean," man and woman"
She said "anyone" na OP change am to "man"

I will pretend I did not see this. The both of them always says they are just friends. So I believe them.

Check Spar park 'n' shop shopping centre, lekki.

Nice one, OP.
You know what, mere seeing the topic, I had it in mine to type ""afterall some people are polymaths" only to see it used in the "body" of the write-up.

Anyways, we should always strive to be the best we can be. No knowledge is lost.

It is not a straight line stuff, though, because there are some areas that being a specialist is required. One may not achieve that by trying to be a 'jack of all trade" it might lead to "master of none" and messing things up. But trying to learn at least a little in every area doesn't hurt.

Adesiji77:
They will not name them because that will lead to a run on those banks with dire consequences for the sector.

Even without naming them, discerning industry watchers can figure out the identities of these banks. So, in a way, the damage has already been done, though minimal.

This is apart from a few CBN examiners who might have shared the gist discreetly with their close pals.

Mind you, the report is not useless as they are obligated to provide update on the state of the banking sector.

Cc: Babe2sure, imas, menix, davide470, lalasticlala

Well said!

dominique:
Abi o. What's the point of all that mumbo jumbo they posted up there if they can not reveal the banks in danger. Maybe they'll tell us the names of the banks after customers have lost millions in the liquidation process.

Na them sabi. Despite recapitalisation, they are giving us another story.
Maybe they want to rescue them first.

mikolo80:
understandable
you're not Nigerian

you're either illiterate or blind
he has done all he can do as leader
em your research
that's what presidents do genius

says who
western imperialist boot lickees ba

no policy can strengthen a fundamentally (low productivity) weak currency


same in your country so why you making noise

you heard wrong
our foreign currency earning is what depends mainly on oil
our economy depends mostly on our farmers and traders

with your 21 hrs power supply you're still a slave to the white man so stfu,.... seriously keep quiet and bow your head in shame

yep it's sad ain't it
but I'm sure your country does same
I dare you to name your country of origin

we don't need it
that's why we have souped up immune systems

exciting ain't it

that's all the choice we have doofus
we have to play them against each other
ii's working


Aame in your country so I don't know why you think you're saying anything important

he must have seen you have nothing to offer for him to brag

yep, yep we do
but we go'n change it
or die trying
you and yours however have given up ämd get your giggles by trying to make fun of our temporary setback
don't worry
relax and watch us colonize you and yours

Thank you!

favoured234:
Thought I was the only one that feels this way....
Those years when small pikins like us still dey struggle to wear clean socks, me know say she na fine babe...
Now she looks like "faded glory beauty"

I was surprised!

OVI75:
She o fine jawee,i like dem wit round face.and suculent lips.

What you are saying is, it is either round face or nothing?
You never can tell o. Someone with a rectangular face can sweep you off your feet.
Some people secretly have face shapes they admire, even in relationships. But this is my first time of hearing someone express it.
I admire heart-shaped, oval and round in that order.

pretydiva:
Why majority of our naija celebs dey go after light skin babes ni ...wat happened 2 d dark ladies ...

Na dem dey mk some of our gals dey get inferiority complex go dey bleach their skin

Freda used to be a very pretty lady. Can you imagine? Bleaching her skin has done more harm than good to her beauty. She has turned snow-white.

tonjeola:
seconded

We can guess some of the banks. But one will be surprised that the banks we think are very liquid may be among.

I did not read OP's post. I only scanned through the post, looking for the names of the three banks in question.(That is my main concern) but they were not listed. So?
I'm not concerned about the financial insitution's jargons, jare.

Amaechi has always been lucky (Apple of God's eye).

If you fight some people, you are indirectly fighting God.

This made me remember Essence. The both are damn funny.

I can differentiate the two. They have different face shapes.