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If the chewing gum is not kept in an air conditioned room, it goes soft before the expiry date.

The next baby mama in the offing.


The picture has subtle message behind it. He is warding off....

skywalker240:
True in some part of d world though,...not naija oo

Nowadays am yet to see any young naija girl that falls inlove and marries an old man,.....unlesss he is,.......... u know na....

. (I don't know o)

skywalker240:


MONEY u mean,,


Baby u 2 sure..

Hahahhaha!

Chai......The menfolk just threw us all under the bus. It's not every lady that marries unlikely partners that marries them because of money joor. Though, a higher percentage does because of money.

chigoizie7:
U know, normally, u are meant to remember every dream once u wake up.

But this very case is different in my case. Once I wake up and realise that I can't remember any atom of the dream. Then I know it will happen, but when it will happen is what I don't know.

And yes, it is rare. I don't think I have had any of such dreams this year.

Hmmm! You should just pray immediately if you have such next time that, if it is a good dream it shall come to pass. If it is a bad dream, you reject it coming to pass. There is power in the tongue.

oliviacute:
hmmmm shit happens for real...lemme share mine,when I was about 7yrs old I had diz lovely toy......I usually play with it....xo one nyt at about 7pm....my mum and my dad were outsyd in d varenda gisitin....me I was front of d door sitting down,my parent gist was xo boring as I was a lil child den....suddenly I can remember vividly well dat my toy was insyd d house I couldn't go get it cozzz insyd was dark...xo I started wishing I could play wiv it,d next thing I saw shocked d hell outta me I saw d toy walking with its two legs to me......I couldn't shout or scream I was trynaaa tell my mum dat look at wat I

What later happened now? You did not finish it. That can be really creepy! As a kid, were you able to explain to your mum later? Was it disposed off?
Some children may not be able to tell their parents what they saw!

As much as I like teddy bear, the fear that some are possessed keeps me in check.

chigoizie7:
Lolz, that one na dream.

Anyday I couldn't remember my dream, that same thing is gonna happen sometime in d future.

I am always alert that once I notice any similar thing from that dream,that is when I will remember the dreams in totality and I could tell u what will happen next, and it will come to pass.

My mum never believed me until I woke up one earlier morning and things weren't alright, I started remembering the dreams, that I had to tell her that her cousin that called her @ night died and d person that will come to our house to inform her about it and also the cloth the person will wear, and how the person will berge in and request for mangos 1st b4 breaking the news to her.

Not long, the person came and everything happened as I said. My mum had made it a point of duty to always ask me about my dreams on daily basis, she believed that if I had prayed about those un remembered dreams, that her cousin would have been still alive.


As for dream own, it happens, but I haven't witness any physical one.


Even though it is rare.

It's called precognitive dream or precognition. It doesn't happen everytime. I once dreamt that my cousin came to our house in pink gown and gave us money and indomie. And later I and my siblings followed her to the front of the house when she was going. I didn't tell anyone. I thought it was ordinary dream.
Lo and behold, she came to our house a week after my dream, in pink gown and gave us the money and indomie, and we followed her to the front of the house exactly the way I dreamt it.
It was after she left that I started telling everyone that I dreamt about this incident exactly the same way last week.
Lol @your mum asking you about your dreams. We don't joke with dreams in my family. My father often ask us if we had any dream. And we tell ourselves too. We should always be sensitive to our dreams.
Dreams is like expo! Ignore dream at your own peril!

They don't look Nigerian.

Some unexplainable chemistry make people fall in love with the most unlikely partner.....
We can only guess.

Following.... (obscure)

Whao! This is quite uncanny!

The 40 snakelets could have added to the many snakes teeming the earth.
Now how many more surprises can we get, as per strange creatures?

OP, you don't need to lie about killing the snake near your neighbours house. Are you related to Lie Muhammed ni?

Lovely pictures! I love Leo and Vagif's look.

Their moms are mostly from Russia. This hold true to the saying that, "Russian women like marrying foreigners."

Those are nasty pieces of work. They must have turned life to hell on earth for people around them, for them to have this unsavoury reputation. Some people are solely in this world to cause problems for others!

Iyanya and Flavour are two male celebrities that have got kindred spirits when it comes to showing us their pictures. That is, if you get what I mean.

What a prank!. It really had me in stitches.

KingRex1:
Thank you dear! Dats exactly the point i ws stressin. Its like you jst narrated my ordeal with that bank. Like i said i'm not suprised they folding up.

Just yesterday they sent me a msg sayin they'll be closing up the branch i registered with.. I was like 'who cares?'

Same here. Who cares? It's just the people that will be rendered jobless that I pity.

KingRex1:
Im not surprised, FCMB is a very terrible bank, no offense.

I couldnt withdraw from my salary savings account for almost 6months they had so many lame protocol excuses, went to the customer care bt saw a long queue of bittered customers. Mehn i gave up, had to make transfers to my other bank b4 withdrawal

FCMB sucks! I think people that have salary accounts with them feel the pang of their poor service more. They rile me up most of the time with their poor service. Each of us always have issues with them. They will take forever to release new staff accounts we open with them.
I can't count the number of times I have had to shout down on their bankers through phone, whatsapp etc. Still the issues will not be solved. Until I go there and sit with them to resolve staffs issues one by one. It's really irking. And the cycle continues.....

Jecyangel:
What really happened cos the fcmb I know is customer centric

God help you if you have any complaint with them about your transactions, that is when you will know how terrible their service is. They are slow to resolve customers issues. They have poor work ethics. The most annoying thing is, they don't operate the same way. Some transactions that are acceptable at this FCMB might not be acceptable at another FCMB branch even though you were charged you for it. I have often wondered if they trained them differently. A customer complained of the same thing while I was there. He had three separate accounts with them (Army related salary accounts) and they were giving him problems on all the three accounts. His problem was compounded by the fact that, it's different way of operating for their different branches. SMH!

That is reflected glory girl. Continue to bask in it. Keep doing you!


Attention-seeker

dotna:
Thanks that's my favourite in my top 5 hymns . My second is " Pass Me Not, O Gentle Savior"

My third is " What a friend we have in Jesus "

R u Anglican?

My second is "On Christ the solid Rock, I stand..."

My third is "What a friend we have in Jesus"

I attends Redeem.

Rock of ages, cleft for me....

tollyB:
good to know that dear...do take care of you

Alright, thanks.

tollyB:
found you yet again...how are you dear?

Lol....I'm fine.

She studied Harlotry from God knows University.

JoeCutie:
*I'm doing great, you? You've been so so scarce*

*Good, good. I'm fine too. I'm back . Thanks*

JoeCutie:
Earth, is that where you've been hiding all this while?

Earth? Oh yes! God's green earth, is where i've been hiding all this while.


*Dont mind me, been pretty busy. How are you doing?*

olatola00:
Done and dusted

Dusted off the face of the earth.

Lol...Mere seeing her pictures drove him scatty. Hence, the disjointed comments. If he see her in real life nko? What will happen?
His fellow obsessed fans will understand what he said better.

Hmmm....Paedophiles in their usual fashion. Imagine luring a minor to bed without guilt?The world moral compass is bent and it's getting messier by the day. If stiffer penalties is meted out to these people, I don't think it will be this prevalent in our society.
It is a sick world we live in.

I agree, those are mean pranks that shouldn't be played on people. Not everyone has emotional strength to withstand a particular situation.
It is okay to play safe or harmless pranks once in a while, though.

Ojestas:
“You don’t remember
me again?”





Even if you’ve never met them.

Lol.... this one is description and familiarization part. Do you know sister lagbaja? This is her immediate younger sister. Mama kana lo bi won. Se o man gbo oruko mummy Temedo? Awon lo bi kiwon to bi mama aunti e yi.

You can't but pause a moment and quirk your eyebrow at the pictures of this couple.

kkkp:
We get to hear story about how they attack and so on..but nobody is reporting when they attack them and other things. Is it because they don't have anybody to tell their own story on their behalf..there is always a two side to a story

I'm surprised you said "hear" haven't you read some farmers account of their ordeal in the hands of the Fulani heardsmen? Or haven't you seen pictures of some farmers who were maimed as a result of the Fulani herdsmen's barbaric behaviour?

How do you mean "They don't have anybody to report to?" what are media outfits there for? None of them has ever come out to refute the claims of the farmers because they are guilty of the accusations. Afterall "he who come to equity must come with clean hands."

Yes, there is always two sides to a story, but the Fulani herdsmen issue is an open-and- shut matter! No question about it.