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Hmmm.......celerities and jinxed marriages

Lmao! Guys condemning OP's research

OP, go back to the research- room and review your work.

zyzxx:
#in westlife voice. I never knew love is so sweet
Like a ones in a life time u change my world.

Babe2sure behold a man wu is ready to let go many things just for u
You are the most luck lady av ever seen
Hmmm pls grab him and never let him slip away from u

Boss Dre11 how I wish to be like you

Babe2sure mama dey expect you oo

Hmm....iwo omo yi, omode lon shey e
Obviously, you still have a lot to learn about life
You think all that glitters is gold?
You don't know appearance can be deceptive.
I don't know how much Dre gives you, but don't sell your sister for a plate of morsel

Come let me tell you something.
Draws him nearer and whispers to his ear

*you don't know I need to do my shakara now, he has really endured. I know that guy will show me pepper,if I eventually become his, because I had stressed him greatly. So, let me do my shakara now, while it lasts,becauuse the stage will soon pass.*

zyzxx:
u deserves an apology from me my Aunty
So I hereby say ' I am sorry '
Thanks for d love, d search
And time to type dis
Lot of loves
Apy weknd

Okay dear. I've forgiven you.
Go and sin no more.
And have a lovely weekend, too.

dre11:
If that what it will takes on the emboldened part
Am ready for it
Just because of love

That is impressive!
But, you have only passed the first stage (even though, it is not yet verified, if truly you can forfeit front page for love) I will let it slide.

The second stage is the observation stage: I will be watching you in relation with:
1) How you comport yourself when other ladies are around( if you are the type that steal glances at ladies on sight)
2) How you talk to ladies generally, whether you know them or not.(If you are polite).
3)If you are the kiss and tell type.
4)If you are generous(I know how to find that out).
5)If you are not aggressive(I can't stand that)
6) If you are romantic (it is a must, before you can pass this stage)
Those clues are enough!
I am not gonna disclose everything.


So we are in the second stage now.

Hmm.......Yours hopefully,
Babe2sure.

dre11:
Seems you want be to deactivate this moniker and come up again before you accept that am a new being........

It has not gotten to that extent.
It's in two ways(copying Basket-mouth).
If you deactivate your account, Lalastici.ala will not recognise you again, he might not want to identify with your new moniker.
It is also in two ways:
I)It means you forfeited getting to front page easily for love.
2) You will start your topics afresh. And most people will not easily know its you for them to contribute to your thread.


The 2nd way is:
It is also in two ways.
1)Even if you don't say romantic words with females here. PM is there to help you out (you will do it codedly)
2)You will be too careful. You might even have other monikers and use them to go about your business(you know what I mean). It only your new moniker that I will know and you will make that one clean.


Conclusively:- it is not worth the stress. Just be a good boi and all will be well

dre11:
There is nothing there to noticed.... Its you making mountain out of a moles hill
Didn't the bible say "two shall walk to become one and when one falls the other would be there to help out"
Aren't you supposed to help me out

Taaaah! I'm a non-conformist. I don't go with the norms. Mba o!
More-over, that quotation is about marriage, not about relationship.
I insist clean slate or no deal.
Don't forget, we will pass through different stages in the relationship, before it will lead to the above quotation. Any excess baggage will make the ride more bumpy. And I am not prepared for such.

Slouch



You have drifted into dreamland, once again. Wake up! Wake up!
Dre in wonderland.

Cc: Dre11

You can complain to LASEPA- Lagos State Environmental Protection Agency. It is their duty to check noise pollution in the environment.

Nice one OP
I knew four of those words.

Palindrome words are often asked in quizzes.
I knew aglet from phineas and ferb.
I knew Dysania and contronyms too.

Lero15:
Yes oooo!!!! I go vote for your husband

Husband- to- be you mean?
He has not met the conditions I gave him.


But if it is sure he will win
I will gladly play the role of a first lady
That role is very important. Infact, ose pataki,ose koko to my well-being.
*Majaye orimi kode kayan o* blowing whistle with the lips and twisting my fingers,while singing the song.

dre11:

Are you ready to help me through because its you that did noticed and its you that will see me through.................. no one else

Ko jo! Help ginni? I don't carry excess baggage.
You will enter this relationship on a clean slate or no deal.
The world is seeing......I am not the only one that noticed.

Those horrible pictures gross me out.
The world and its inhabitant!

Terrible! Very terrible news!

Eczema



Really?
Tell me more........

Cc:Dre11

Lero15:
*checks dictionary *

Meaning of philandering



Dre11, seriously u should be our next president after Buhari Babe2sure as the first Lady. So that she can blow correct grammar. Something Nigeria has so missed in a first lady for a long time

My padi,chop knuckle.Babe2sure as the first lady. I like the sound of that! Whalai talahi!

adeaks:
Hello

*waves back at him*
Hiiiiiiiiii

dre11:
Um!

U always know that with you am complete
So, there won't be any Casanova or philandering when you are fully mine

No, I don't know
Na you talk am o. It is easier said than done. Except, you can prove beyond reasonable doubt that you will change.
You know, serious cleansing from the blood stream needs to be done also . So, its not a joking matter. If you can go through the rigours of doing that. No wahala!

dre11:


Hope she is listening sha

Yes, I listened right.

Ee jo serious.

I am just afraid of birthing Dre11 junior, philandering can be hereditary.
I don't want my child to be a casanova.


Cc: Zyzxx

muphasar11:
unhmm
id be glad to indulge you

Okay good.

zyzxx:
Oya yin

How u ma'am?

Up real madrid

Ehen, o ya mi abi?

Do you know that I turned to worry-wart when I did not see you?
Do you know that I have not been eating well,since you disappeared to God knows where?
Do you know that I have been asking of you all over Nairaland, when you got lost?
Do you know that I have been asking every Nairalanders that I met,if they found you? Giving them your description?
Do you know I have not been sleeping well, when I did not see?
Do you know I almost set-up search party to look for you? Ask Missmossy.
Do you know..............


Clearly, you did not know I had gone through all these troubles, all because of you.
I hereby demand an apology from you. For your uncharitable comment towards me!

Missmossy:
Una enh

Are you up to the task?
Say the truth and let the devil be ashamed.

Endure



You have been reading too much Cinderella stories.

Cc: Dre11

Lero15:
Lol@ family function

Family geh, sha tell us when we will buy also ebi ooo

Got home some minutes to 9.
Me sef get function, but na choir rehearsal

Abi. It wasn't convenient for me, but its compulsory.
Some dey vex for me say, I suppose take permission(as in not going to work) I felt bad initially.

No wahala!
Missmossy will be in charge of Aso-ebi

Okay.

Lero15:
Lol. . How today na?

Stressful o. Infact I just got home.
I went for family function from work.
And there is still another one tomorrow(will be going from work).
So ayam tired
How about you? Have you got home?

Rocket




Thank God for safe return.
Hope you have relaxed very well?

Cc: Dre11

Love between them have obviously gone sour within 5years. I don't understand why they cannot check each other's phone. The husband is tired already, for him to be so aggressive about it, to the extent of beating the wife because of phone and packing her things out of the house. SMH!

Lero15:
E ku enjoyment

Awa niyen o.

Sacred






Hehehehe!
*Rubs both palms together*
I get it. You are indirectly telling us to settle.
You are tired already. You can't match woman now(in that aspect) Okay. Score settled.

Dre dre, mah lovely darling
How are you? Have you eaten? Are you okay?
I know you will be happy now.

Cc: Dre11

Extend






*Mtcheww in Ibadan*
Cc: Dre11

Lero15:
Yea. Thanks jare. How your end?

You are welcome.
Fine o.