i swear, dead or alive i no fit touch da tin

Walahi..................my own cane no get figure

From Pry Sch.....Starfield (Mrs Adefusi to Mr Henry to Mr Gbenga to Mr Popoola and Osei Tutu) Infact those teachers flogged me to an extent that even if i stay calm, dem go stil beat me (Pre-punishment for trouble)

Sec Schl...chai!!! da one na die.........wen i carry my stubborness enter mayflower like this, i change name straight.......try mr onabule, mrs gbadamosi, mrs aina et al...............if u con dey hostel, those house masters dey carry cane wey big pass Moses's Staff.....Chief Flogger (Baba Aiyedun to Action to H.O to Bakare) not even to talk of the ones from the prefects (elegbede, david, onagoruwa etc dose pple wan kill me................infact, in short.......d cane wey i chop don pass figure matter, e carry alphabet join sef

"The All Progressives Congress politician previously served as the governor of Kwara state in west Nigeria between 2003 and 2011 before entering the Senate, the upper house of Nigeria’s National Assembly. A qualified physician and former banker, he was elected as Senate president in June 2015. The issuing of an arrest warrant for Saraki in September 2015 by Nigeria’s Code of Conduct Tribunal on 13 counts of alleged corruption was the first time in Nigerian history that a sitting Senate president had been subjected to such a warrant."

I guess this guy had it very rough in determining his career, from being a Physician to a banker, then a governor now a senate president........may be his next move will be to become a cleric since all his "employed alfas" ain' working anymore.

How come such a confused fellow occupies the nos 3 seat of this country......chai!!!

Naija...................i hail thee!

Abeg dis one na stale news jare.........

They got married about 5years ago and same pix was displayed all over by bloggers with same headline...... infact they had their wedding before their elder broda so whats d big deal

shey we no get news again ni?

I taya 4 una oooooo

From generations to generations, peak will always be there...........Peak Milk (dat got)

Hakuna...Matata...Hakuna...Matata.....Skye Bank (got me banging my head)

That GTBank Mastercard shopping and SME Markethub advert (thumbs up)

Any Cocacola advert is always onpoint....hit like if u agree

Walahi!!! it must crash ooo

Estharfabian:
How I wan take eat na??

With the Mouth odour, excessive saliva n Different suffocating Bacteria...All in my mouth??

HAhahahahahahaha.............dis gel bahd ooo.

You no know say my kiss fit impregnate you?

Better prepare your mind

BTW how do we start "Kissotherapy Centre"

Estharfabian:
Olodo!


that's how You people would be running Your mouth... Comman do "IT"...You'll start swallowing someboorii...

Thats quite correct, however u neva try me o.

Iffa kiss you, forget you no go wan chop again

Estharfabian:
Gross!!! wrong posture! wrong angle! wrong Head tilting! Wrong everything!

Isn't there a School of kissing Nigerians could atleast go to??

Walahi, i concur...............

Estherfabian, me-you fit start na make we show dem how to "lick-it" properly.

BarcaBlood:
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"Groom dey kiss, bestman dey salivate. kikikikikikikiki...................make d guy wait for him turn o

My Xmas shout goes to 1 particular fellow, my personal person..........#Explorer. For your insightful, educative, informative and inspiring posts i enjoyed on Nairaland. Your medular oblongata shall know no bounds.

Airforce1, i've heard pretty much bout you but come 2016, i wan see your pix on billboards (can i hear Amen?)

Eyepencil, Wizkelly, Richidinho, 22logos, Admiralty, Eurobomber......for your comments and post. T'was great to have you guys (Introvert........where the hell have u been?)

Make e no b like say i no like ladies, ishilove, chocolateme, estherfabian............ I wish you all Happy Xmas and a prosperous new year

....Explorer, u fall my hand ooo

N50,000 too small for me to consider eating any of these creatures.


Abeg, i wan increase the prize to $50,000,000


Oya, lets gooo

Abeg.......where una put Vector - Kingkong remix?

Guy run.......


That's MedPro Global Resources to be precise....

jazinogold:
as e con b tru story nkor?

Hope say u neva vex ehn!!!

i guess this is a joke cos its really funny

I would rather prefer the latter done before the former i.e. create an enabling environment to encourage auto manufacturers into the country before increasing tariff.

Without this, its like employing a driver before you buy a car

Honest advice from me,

RESIGN WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.

Dont get deceived with the statement "hold on to the job while you are searching for another job".

The sad truth is that these types of jobs never allow you think talkless of looking for better jobs.

You'll just end up complaining and never doing anything meaning.

Abeg leave chap chap.

To help you out, like Reede Consulting on facebook to get vacancies (That should help you)

Enjoy

This is a sleeping sickness...

However, let it be known that you can never never cheat nature irrespective of your status.

I guess nature caught up with him at the wrong place and obviously an odd time

As President Muhammadu Buhari enters the final week before he clocks 100 days in office, the former special assistant to former President Goodluck Jonathan on New Media, Reno Omokri, has enumerated some of the achievements which he claims to have been made by Jonathan in the first 100 days of that administration.

See the NON-achievements below:

• 24 Key Economic Achievements

• 24 Key Economic Achievements
• Just Few Out Of Many Listed
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1. Nigeria’s oil industry expanded by 20% and we reclaimed our position as Africa’s
largest oil exporter which we’d hitherto
ost to Angola. So how did that reduced the price of fuel on the street........Ode
~~~~

2. Recognized by OPEC in July as the
2nd largest oil exporter 2nd only to Saudi
Arabia. It is the first time Nigeria has
recorded such a feat. 2nd largest exporter!!! No wonder we have fuel crisis within the nation...mstcheeew
~~~~~

3. Inflation rate has been reducing as the
administration enforces tighter fiscal
policies. This is the biggest lie ever told
~~~~~~

4. In June the Consumer Price Index
showed an inflation rate of 10.2% which
dropped to 9.4% in July being the lowest
rate in the last 4 years. Olodo....just like number three
~~~~~~~

5. Foreign Reserves rises by 10% to $35
billion. And everything was squandered for re-election. Thunder fire all of you

6. Nigeria’s GDP growth rate month overmonth has continued to grow from 6.7%
in May to 6.9% in July of 2011....As a matter of fact, nothing increased. The President changed the basis for which GDP is been calculated (he reduced the denominator to get a higher figure)....Alai lojuti.
~~~~~~

7. Nigeria declared top three investment
destinations in Africa (number 2) by the
independent Africa Business Panel in
the Netherlands. I guess you wanna say Lagos and not Nigeria as a whole. Btw, where u wan put S.Africa, Ghana, Tunisia, even Egypt...Olodo
~~~~~

8. Nigeria now generates power at her highest level ever (4000mw) which is still
far from enough but which will improve
monthly....Another big lie. During Goodluck's tenure, Nigeria hit a all-time-low of <1,500MW. Buhari is yet to do anything in the Power sector yet we generating over 4,700MW.
~~~~~

9. Nigerian Railway Corporation
commenced Mass Transit Services in 5 of
6 geo-political zones. Last zone will come
on stream by year’s end. Bad Investment..How many people travel via rail despite the billion-dollar to collected to do this... All your generations will vomit everything you got illegally.
~~~~~~~

10. With establishment of the NSIA,
President facilitates direct investments
into infrastructure with priority areas being Power and Roads. I dont know what this means however its obvious it did not work out
~~~~~~~

11. The Federal Government also
awarded contracts for various road
projects across the country whose impact
will soon be felt nationwide. Yes! the imaginary 25,000km roads you constructed.. Oni ro oshi
~~~~~~

12. Launch of NigeriaSat-2 and
NigeriaSat-X Satellites to expand
Internet Bandwidth and provide early
warning to prevent natural disasters.....And we still have the slowest and creepiest network..Idiot
~~~~~~~

13. President introduced the policy of
engaging the Private Sector on kerosine
pricing and price reduced between May
and September, 2011....So as not to make it available for the common man on the street. Thank God for Charcoal and firewood
~~~~~~

14. Recognizing the sacrifices of youth
corps members, President approved
upward review of allowances from 9,700
to 19,800 Naira. So whats the difference
~~~~~~~

15. Implementation of Minimum Wage
Increase for Nigerian Workers to 18,900
Naira monthly. 16. 35% Slot For Women in the cabinet.....Story for babies
~~~~~~~

17. Deepening Security and expanding
Peace in the Niger Delta....No wonder BH were still bombing in the North while you focused on the south....Ode!!!
~~~~~~

18. Reduced kidnapping in South East
with implementation of President’s order
establishing the 14 Brigade of the army in Ohafia, Abia state......Shey no b your kinsmen ni? Shior
~~~~~

19. Maritime Safety has been ensured
and stabilized in the last 100 days.......Abeg find another point
~~~~~

20. A stellar cabinet comprising former
MDs of the World Bank & Goldman
Sachs, Chairperson Accenture and
multiple PHds.....And what was the outcome?
~~~~~~

21. The National Automobile Council
established an Automotive Development
Fund to resuscitate the automobile
industry and generate jobs......Let me start by asking where are the Naija made cars?
~~~~

22. Approval for genuine foreign
investors to obtain visas at the point of entry to facilitate FDI investments.....Yet dollar was at N275 all-time peak?
~~~~~

23. Model Skills Training Centers in
Abuja- collaboration between Industrial
Training Fund & the Institute for Technical Education, Singapore.....Apparently it does not work
~~~~~

24. Establishment of the Nigerian Vehiclee Credit Purchase scheme......Pls pls pls, find anoda tory talk.

If any sane man says this is an achievement, i guess some bolts are missing out in his/her brain.

Buhari has not significantly done anything in the petroleum industry yet refineries done start to work. Same thing for the power sector and we are already generating above 4500MW.

Everyone will agree with me that these 2 sectors are of major concern to every citizens, yet you wanna compare with Goodluck's administration. What a pity.

I voted Buhari and i have no regrets doing such.

You can quote me

So sad as i saw 2 lifeless bodies covered by the side of the road. Condolences to their families

It is well.

...........and yet the commercial driver who drove my bus said "this is not the season of accident now?" and i wonder "s'oro ni yen"

Is there any season for an unfortunate incident like this?

God help us oo

Warefa

sagr:
U r really confused..if to say our belle na show glass ehn ppl for dey mind d kind tins wey dem go fey eat

No mind me................na hunger cos am

Chai!!!

It is now i understand what type of "clown" i've turned into.

This is what happens when you are confused of what to eat (Rice, Beans, Spag, Akara and Meat)

What a confused state to be

#full-time Bachelor

Meiji:


"No reserves after crude oil fell"... apparently you were not following the news when the likes of Rotimi Amaechi practically blackmailed Okonjo-Iweala to share the savings in the Excess Crude account. Kontinu.

Prob...u dont understand politiks with the "k"

Shey na today dem don dey share excess crude oil money (windfall). No doubts they shared d money but also y u no go get reserves.

Afterall, obasanjo shared windfall and still had reserves...abi u don forget ni.

"when the likes of Rotimi Amaechi practically blackmailed Okonjo-Iweala to share the savings in the Excess Crude account"..........i stil blame it on GEJ because he allowed it. Is Okonjo ot experience enuf to knw dat we need reserves. Was she not part of obasanjo's administration? dint the south-south governors mount pressure on her to share the windfall? Did obasanjo wholly fall for their protest?

U need to understand that wen the head is gullible.........the whole body will deteroriate (big time)

richidinho:


See mu.gu

Prayer for d rest of ur dayzzzzz

Imo state Government tops the list of unpaid staff salaries yet this aboki ndigbo has a 1billion naira worth of mansion in the state.... Chai!!!!



The thunder wey go fire all dis governors still dey do press-up
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Walahi!!!!!!!

Meiji:


It's GEJ's fault that oil prices fell?

True say....it's not GEJ's fault that oil prices dropped but it is his "lack of foresight" to know that oil prices will drop and did not have a fall-back plan and also his "mismanagement and mis-appropriation" of funds that we have no reserves after oil prices fell........

I guess this is a clarion call to State governments to find alternative income generation.

It is really saddening to hear civil servants being owed several months salaries despite the boom we had lastyear.

What a devastating experience!!!!!!

No thanks to GEJ administration

AdeniyiA:
I can bet my last kobo that 90% of those who commented above me didn't read the story but checked ONLY the photos

So because you read am, u wan spend ya last kobo abi.

U for kukuma bet ur night food na.......

Well....anyhow-anyhow!!!

Me don ready my writing materials with scientific calculator to help Nigeria qualify.

Moreso, i have consulted awon "Iyami" to help out