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falconey:
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Fkforyou:
It's not a question. Its just a statement.

can u give answer to it

please can someone give answer to this question
In a small Spanish town,there is a barber,Male,Adult and clean-shaven,who shaves everyone who does not shave himself,and shaves no one who does shave himself.. WHO SHAVES THE BARBER!!!

falconey:
You are a legend

that a bad habit.oo stop it

Sunnah of Sleeping !!! 1. Brush your teeth before going sleep 2. Sleeping with Ablution is a Sunnah 3. Shake your blanket 4. Recite the sleeping DUA - Allahumma Bismika Amutu Wa ahya 5. Don't sleep on your stomach as it is the way of the people of HELL and Is not liked by Allaah Azwajal 8. Sleep on your right side with your right hand on your cheek 9. Recite Surah Al-Fatiha, Ayat-ul- Kursi, (Surat Al-Ikhlas, Surat Al-Falaq, Surat Al- Naas): 3 Times - Blow on your palms and rub it over your body 10. SubhanAllaah 33 Times, Alhamdulillaah 33 Times, Allaahu Akbar 34 Times 11. Recite Darood Shareef 12. Try to wake up early for Tahajjud (if you feel like). 13. Put Allaah first and Set Your Alarm For Fajr Salaah Always Remember: - prayer Is Better Than Sleep. May Allaah protect us from shaitaan and its allies. .Aameen

NO PICTURE ME NO BELIEVE

Once upon a time, a dog approached an elephant to get into a child bearing competition. In 3 months the dog gave birth to 6 puppies. In the next 3 months the dog gave birth to yet another set of puppies. The elephant finally gave birth after 20 months by which time the dog had given birth to over 30 puppies and was mocking the elephant into believing that it had won the competition. The elephant had a few words for the dog when the baby elephant came out after 20 months. "I can see you had fooled yourself into believing that you had won the competition. I think you can appreciate now that: 1. I dont give birth to puppies 2. When I do give birth, the calf will be ready to face the world on its own 3. The combined weight of your 36 puppies is less than a fifth of my calf's weight 4. The moment my calf steps into this earth it makes an immediate great impact as if no dog was ever born"Woow. I thought that was amazing. I have observed something under the sun. The fastest runner doesnt always win the race, and the strongest warrior doesnt always win the battle. The wise sometimes go hungry and the skillful are not neccessarily wealthy. And those that are educated dont always lead successful lives. It is all decided by being in the right place at the right time.' Dont let any early leaders in this life chide you into believing that you are a failure, beaten flat out and you have already lost the battle of success. I want you to think like an elephant. Don't envy cheap quick success. For as long as you are in the right place, your chance is coming and by the signs of time it wont be long. You are not that small to give birth to puppies. Only your one achievement will surpass several combined achievements. You are guaranteed to make it in this life. Maintain your faith in God even when it looks like its all over for you. Looks are deceiving but the word remains forever. In 1999 Brazil 4. Germany 0 2000 Brazil 2. Ger 0 2004 Brazil 1. Ger 1 Total : Br. 7 Ger 1 2014 Br. 1 Ger 7 When its your time, God will correct 10yrs of mistakes with 1 event. Patience is a virtue,so don't give up! Gud morin, HAPPY WEEK END......

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