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WHO SAID NIGERIANS ARE NOT
TALENTED...
Let's Apply maths to the 2015 General
Elections.
APC = 15424921
PDP = 12853162
1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1=28
1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2=28
Election held on 28 march,
Now let's go in to further maths
APC - PDP
15424921 - 12853162 = 2571759
Means
2+5+7+1+7+5+9 = 36
Means 36 states in nigeria
Date of election 28/3/2015
2+8+3+2+0+1+5 = 21
Means 21 states won by
APC.
Muhammadu Buhari!
The 4th President in the 4th Republic was
declared 4am, on 4th month,
after contesting for the 4th time

See what someone posted before election.
ORIGINAL BASTARD WITH NAFDAC
NUMBER!!!!!..... LOL.

See what someone posted before election.
ORIGINAL BASTARD WITH NAFDAC
NUMBER!!!!!..... LOL.

DAYS TO PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION PLEASE
CONSIDER THESE FACTORS BEFORE
VOTING
1. The Chibok Girls
2. NNPC Scam
3. Police pension fund
4. Missing 20Billion
5. $9million Arms deal
6. Bomb Blasts
7. Immigration job scam
8. Petroleum pump price
9. Devaluation of Naira
10. Oil theft
11. Perpetual Power outage
12. Selling of NEPA to cronies and no
results.
13. Selling of Refineries
14. Skyrocketed NEPA Bills
15. ASUU & Poly Strike
16. Doctors Strike
17. National Assembly tragedy
19. Stella Oduah Aviation Scam
20. Kerosene subsidy
21. Insurgency.
22. Pardon granted to treasury looters
22. Asked to declare assets... Response ..'I
dont give a damn'!
23. Asked questions on Economy..
Response.. 'I am not in charge'
24. Refusal to meet Chibok girls parents
until a small girl forced him
25. Foreign reserve depleted to zero
26. Nigeria debt paid by Obasanjo. Now
Nigeria is back into debt!
27. Not a single criminal in govt has been
apprehended or prosecuted
28. Quote of the year: Stealing is not
Corruption! (That from a PhD holder Pres.
GEJ)
29. Commander in Chief of Armed Force
who couldn't visit Borno, Yobe and Adamawa
to commiserate wt d people but plans to go
there to campaign!
PLEASE VOTE WISELY!

Vote APC
Vote GMB.

Just a joke.

A student playing with his
teacher's intelligence
asked thus:
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a
question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How can one put an
elephant inside the fridge?
TEACHER: I don't know.
STUDENT: It's easy, you just
open the fridge and put it in
there.
I have another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How can one put a
donkey inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It's easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in there.
STUDENT: No sir, you just open
the fridge take out the elephant
and put it in there
TEACHER: Ooh... ok!
STUDENT: If all the animals went
to the lion's birthday party with
one animal missing,which
animal would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course
because it would eat all the
animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it's the donkey
because it's still inside the
fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one more last
question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river of
crocodiles and you want to
cross, how would you?
TEACHER: There's no way, I
would need a ladder to cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim
and cross it because all the
animals went to the lion's
birthday party
Sent By Obinna Jide

BREAKING: Katsina College Releases
Buhari’s WASC Results; See Certificate!

Analysis and expectations of the outcome of 2015 Presidential elections:
1. Lagos: APC 98%
2. Kano: APC 100%
3. River: APC 78%
4. Osun: APC 82%
5. Ogun: APC 81%
6. Oyo: APC 84%
7. Borno: APC 100%
8. Yobe: APC 94%
9. Adamawa: APC 73%
10. Taraba: APC 67%
11. Nassarawa: APC 88%
12. Kaduna: APC 87%
13. Niger: APC 67%
14. Katsina: APC 91%
15. Zamfara: APC 100%
16. Sokoto: APC 98%
17. Benue: APC 56%
18. Plateau: APC 42%
19. Enugu: APC 34%
20. Gombe: APC 51%
21. Bauchi: APC 87%
22. Jigawa: APC 74%
23. Kebbi: APC 96%
24. Kogi: APC 86%
25. Ebonyi: APC 21%
26. Anambra: APC 47%
27. IMO: APC 91%
28. Cross River: APC 11%
29. Ondo: APC 76%
30. Ekiti: APC 62%
31.Bayelsa: APC 3%
32. Edo: APC 61%
33. Delta: APC 9%
34. A/Ibom: APC 6%
35: Kwara: APC 93%
36. Abia: APC 2%.

Analysis and expectations of the outcome of 2015 Presidential elections:
1. Lagos: APC 98%
2. Kano: APC 100%
3. River: APC 78%
4. Osun: APC 82%
5. Ogun: APC 81%
6. Oyo: APC 84%
7. Borno: APC 100%
8. Yobe: APC 94%
9. Adamawa: APC 73%
10. Taraba: APC 67%
11. Nassarawa: APC 88%
12. Kaduna: APC 87%
13. Niger: APC 67%
14. Katsina: APC 91%
15. Zamfara: APC 100%
16. Sokoto: APC 98%
17. Benue: APC 56%
18. Plateau: APC 42%
19. Enugu: APC 34%
20. Gombe: APC 51%
21. Bauchi: APC 87%
22. Jigawa: APC 74%
23. Kebbi: APC 96%
24. Kogi: APC 86%
25. Ebonyi: APC 21%
26. Anambra: APC 47%
27. IMO: APC 91%
28. Cross River: APC 11%
29. Ondo: APC 76%
30. Ekiti: APC 62%
31.Bayelsa: APC 3%
32. Edo: APC 61%
33. Delta: APC 9%
34. A/Ibom: APC 6%
35: Kwara: APC 93%
36. Abia: APC 2%.