sammirano:


very simple. start with LGBTQ

richidinho:


Same man the Buhari supporters celebrated that he has turned Jamb to a money making agency for govt

Same group of people have started singing praises on a useless student loan policy in this regime again

chatinent:
I think we are uncreative as a people to an extent. Not the majority but a significant minority. Whenever a trend comes to the limelight, everyone will begin to do it. That was how Mark Angel began using Emanuella for his skits and before you knew it, the whole streets turned to be skit makers...some even started using little kids too... I mean, following the same pattern!

My neighbor was hopping mad on this trend. He became the new comedian yet to be known carrying his ring-lights upandan. I am not a discouraging fellow...in fact, even in nonsense, I'll still encourage you. I believe sth good can come out of anything.

He misdeemed it for being his big fan and asked me to share his clips on all my platforms, even though I don't even do that with my own personal videos. It was like he was barking up the wrong tree and got his feathers ruffled when I didn't comply.

Alright, alright, chief, I made up my mind to check out the video and share it. In fact, I shared the video and decided to watch it on my profile wall. Could you believe this guy made a video where he used Gulder Lager beer and swallowed it with fufu? Like repeatedly like trying so hard to be funny?Damn. Wtf! Even idiot no go laugh at this naw! I don already post the video..na speed I go delete am. What nonsense! You wan puncture my reputation?

Some of you emulate these skit makers who you feel became rich with skits! Lol. None of them popular you know today became rich with skit making! I mean none. Some just needed the skit-making for coverups. Even Hilda Baci didn't become that rich and comfortable with just cooking, and breaking records. Girl don already dey the dey before she dey where you think she dey now. You need to stop also believing everything you see online. Be you, everyone else is taken.

Same with this Guinness Record thingy. Everyone now wants to break an existing record since Hilda did it with the kitchen.

Even if you feel like copying sb or that person is your role model, do sth different. For example, Mark Angel was copying some online jokes but did it his way. You can copy your role model and do sth new! Why discover when you can invent?!


It's just like those niccurs saying we should join their forum they created exactly like Nairaland. Why'd anyone want to dump Nairaland for a duplicate? You'll always be a second opinion naw! Why want to be like Nairaland when you can aim to compete Facebook in Nigeria? Chief, you sef reason am.

If you no know wetin be your talent, watch Brits Got Talent naw. You fit see wetin apply to you.



Back to the matter...

Computer science wey dem dey teach for Nigeria and graduate no even sabi how to close html tags. Una dey teach only "computer" leave the "science." Na theory you wan teach for 6.25 days?


Btw, whose pikin he go dey teach for that long?

nnamdi640:
Don't mind them, they know the mastermind (Buhari) but they refused to go after him rather they want to use another person as a scape goat. This country is always in the wrong path which will one day backfire

Ezeama400:
Bola is a bloody coward !!!

You are arresting a man that took an instruction from his Boss, if Emefle was acting against the directives of the presidency, they would have stopped him

Godwin didn't act on his own.. Arrest Buhari ist..

Tinubu has started creating enemies across Nigeria starting from SS region..

South south leaders will respond at the proper time ...

Let the drug lord flex muscle small while it lasts..
His unfortunate rodents should not fly to my mention like house flies

press9jatv:
Seyi Mankinde will be with APC in the morning and fake himself to PDP in the evening.The man is gradually loosing his integrity and that's how Wike lost his integrity that will be hard for him to recover back.

proeast:


Can't you see how deluded you are. You said Igbos are hated while Yorubas are loved and I gave you an example of that "Yoruba love" in Saudi Arabia. Another of your sister was used as a sex slave in Lebanon for years, I guess it's also due to love for Yorubas?

Go and ask the average Jos man or Gboko man who he prefers between Igbo or Yoruba and see who he will take!

Because Igbos are Christians and Fulanis are Muslims which made them oppose each other while you asslick them for acceptance. That means you're loved?

Such a bunch of unexposed and primitive subhumans

proeast:


What about Saudi Arabia that has beheaded so many of your people and hundreds of others waiting for the hangman? I guess they do it out of love for you people

The sperm and egg that gave rise to you would have been better flushed down the toilet. What a waste of space!

proeast:


Leave North, at least you can see Gombe governor using it as his official vehicle.

It is those that claim to be fellow Southerners yet so envious and wicked that you should talk about. How these people live a life of hate, envy, jealousy and hatred baffles me. No wonder their region has remained stuck in 1950 with slum settlements they call cities. You can't practice witchcraft and not look like that

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Tinubu administration is about to kick off in a bad note
Imagine federal ministry departments and agencies have not been payed may salary

Before they usually gets thier salary Before 28 of every month

It is about to get worse for Nigerians

The truth and happy thing about Tinubu's administration is am not gonna pity anyone anymore since have realised that the masses are the problem of Nigeria
A south African friend told me that if tinubu gets more than hundred vote in this election then it means Nigerians are sick and the tribalism hidden in us is out openly

Umartins1:
Bro, I got interview invite today from this company. Please, what can you tell me about them?

nlfpmod:
As shared by Chude Nnamdi:



https://twitter.com/chude__/status/1659558310129852416?t=5IJ_pxGh-ae_c_r_JWWsdw&s=08

AngelicBeing:
Hian, Hehehe, Which one is Easternbull monkey, una go kill person with laugh for nairaland.com

falcon01:
Lokoja is very Very dirty ahhh!! Imagine I thought I was in one of the local governments I didn't know I was inside capital

AfonjaPriest:


Red flag. Disclaimer. Persona non grata.

Go to your church or mosque to beg and stop using different monikers on NAIRALAND to swindle people.
You have used over 50 monikers to beg. If you are genuine, you should have been known with one moniker. Using many is a clear indication you are a fraud.
The way I see it, you'll soon get deliverance from the Devil. Keep thinking you are deceiving people. There is nothing hidden that will not be revealed; covered that will not be open.
The great day of your revelation is at hand. Be expectant, because surely it will come.


He's been using this same picture and image for a long time. He is a swindler. One day, that illness he hopes for, he will definitely see.

Ebubu2:


Are you insane? Reduce poverty by how ?

Starting free foods at home?

How has that worked with free primary school program at national level?

Poverty can be eradicated by private investors. They are the ones who invest and employ adults, who get paid and they can feed their kids like the one you saw in that picture.

That airport is for viability for private investors

Don’t be stupid

Government has no direct responsibility eradicating poverty, it is Private sector work. Government is to provide infrastructure and private sector-thriving policies.

Which Umahi is working on and will be complimented by his successor