Iyke48:
Abeg make una no vex o. Na davido get the song?

Not at all.
He forced and begged for a remix just like Humble Smith Osinachi song which he just used to diss Dele Momodu. Same way he just wanted to use this song to trend and praise Chioma.

Hezmatosky:

So parents wey tell us to run from trouble are not telling us the truth? You can actually run away from trouble if you avoid it. Avoid! That's just the remedy for trouble

Parents are not always right

Hezmatosky:

The reason why one should always dress well. Before leaving the house, have a destination, wear clean clothes and a good footwear. Mind your business and focus on your journey. The almost killed my neighbor sometime ago. He was accused of touching and snatching preeek. You know all this kin married ibo men that can wear singlet and slippers from Lagos to onitcha Na God save am. Norbe say him no get money o, but na him life style. Too bad

If problem find you come, if you like wear suit dey inside government house, e go still jam you hard.
Just pray against false accusation bro.

Brandosky:

Not really seeking. I think op just feels he is wasting his money o someone who does not like him and will likely not offer the same favour if the roles are swapped

Bro the OP Brother is still young. I'm sure he should be in his late teens or early 20s. Situation like this happens in most families in the whole world not in Nigeria alone.
He's going to appreciate his big brother efforts in few years, and besides the OP seems like a very strict overly serious person especially to his siblings that's how most first born are. Very similar character to my big brother who's also the first child.
All these first born should learn to loosen up around their siblings except this is going to keep happening, you're not their father you're just few years older than them.

ubev01:
a friend that had the gut to open and even pour your drink behind your back should not be afraid of drinking the said drink
@zuby77

I agree but him bringing age in such conversation is uncalled for.
People like him who are always too quick to call others children in almost every conversation got absolutely nothing to offer except their age.

ZUBY77:


Pay close attention to what I am about to tell you. Too many people giving you advices here are just mere kids with smart phones and cheap data. They have not had any serious experience with life.
We do not know the kind of friend you are with this person. He might probably had Zero intention of harming you. If he wanted to poison you, he won't open your beer and pour it to the glass for you. It would have been good if you asked him to take a sip from it but you did not. People are saying here that he should have just grabbed the beer and drink it first, depending on the type of friendship two of you have, he may not have the gut to take and drink the beer unless you ask him to do so. Since you did not ask him to sip it, let's not just conclude that he wanted to poison you. His overreacting and blocking you may have been as a result of you not trusting him. Unfortunately he has made the mistake of blocking you out of anger.

My point here is that nairaland can only tell you what you want to hear.
Lastly, you did well by not drinking the beer. I would do the same

Werey so na you be elder.
Gtfoh man

Faber:


We got 2 Champions league trophies. Have your ojoro team played in Champions league final before.

WA WA team

E pain am
Match we don win yesterday before the game was canceled. Ena get luck

Aba and gra gra 😏

jeromestarks:

You're helping out or not?

Get out man

jeromestarks:

You're right shaa. It's fake people that make good people withhold their help.
Honestly, check my posts . I'm not fake.

I don't have to, i know you pretty well.
If you had ask for assistance in getting married to your virgin girlfriend that should be easily understandable.

Mjshexy:
David is never tired of giving, great spirit indeed

That scammer wey defraud Nigerians with his fake Davido coin and did a rug pull after 😂😂

jeromestarks:

You have a watch of almost 2M naira?

Make I drop my account ?. Na 200k I need for school fees

I don't even know you and know if your story is true or not.
Anybody can need help for anything online / NL, you can see that on nairaland everyday even on front page topics comment section.

jeromestarks:
How much is that watch he wears?




Don't forget to marry a virgin woman whenever you're ready to start a family. The world is getting wiser. Nobody wants to spend money on wedding ceremony and reception just to have a woman who another man fvcked with just two eggs and indomie. Even a non virgin girl wouldn't allow her brother to marry a non virgin. Be wise.

That's the apple ultra 2 watch. That's about $1200.
Should be around 1.5 million naira.
I got one for $1300 in Canada

This should be one of the funniest trade to scroll through on NL😂😂😂

Starhearts:


Wetin u no knw ... pass wetin u knw..

Pray make u no enter EFCC net... ur biometric is gone... ur online bank biometric is gone...

Ur finger print is with 4ever
Those EFCC niggea be mafia ooo

Naa u go confess by urself.... u do many tapes 4 dem.. l no wht am saying...

Free that guy..e think say efcc na police

osuare1:
It's is well my ig kuku no recognize me again been logged out can't access it again....nah another woman dey dere....
Eku ise o

You don go click on one mumu link 😂😂🤣

davidque:
Its best you pull it out and maybe put in a replacement tooth. I once had a hole similar to this and it had to be pulled out, the hole was too wide. that tooth will likely break if they tried to clean it and fill.

Yeah mine got broken and fell out it self, that particular space is now empty.
I woke up one morning with my tooth in my mouth. That was the end of my intense tooth pain.

Edugist4u:
U still dey yarn dust like small pikin wey u be U nor know anything so nor need to argue with you. ACTION SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS

Stinking bst.
Internet gangster.
Thief thief, armed robber.

Edugist4u:
Nor dey lie for here. Which viking finish Aye for Auchi abi were maph for dey finish Aye for Benin? U na go just dey yarn dust U nor get update at all.

See this goat wey post say junior pope dey alive dey call person liar. Continue dey deceive yourself here while M dey bust aye everywhere for Benin.

ppogba:


There is a pattern that is common to the people I listed.

If only you could see and understand it before christening me a clown.

No pattern there. Diddy is an untalented guy who set up pac and biggie smallz death.
Replace him with DMX rather

ppogba:
One of my favorites of all time.

Unfortunately, America happened to her.

Unfortunately, the foundational powers of her ancestors prevailed at the end.

Before you quote me remember:
Michael Jackson
OJ Simpson

And now, P Diddy.

Niggaaa you're a clown for putting this untalented puff Diddy in the same sentence with mj and Whitney.

FUTURE4202:
What i heard is that na aye dey knack knack maph for Benin oh but dat one nor be my problem. My problem be say these people know say na human being then dey kill so, people father,husband,brother and relations na dem dey kill so which is very bad.
Make dem know say no amount of grieve and revenge go bring these people back. When i say aye eiye and Vikings na the most useless gang for Nigeria one idiot say whether na only ayes i dey see now maph don dey join dem for their stupidity, what a pity.

Bro if fight find you come you gats retaliate.
Same way if you no fight back a bully e no go stop dey bully you.
I no know about other part of Nigeria but for Benin Maph suppose give ayes run.
They no get choice but to fight back. Too much gentleman can be mistaken for cowardice.

FUTURE4202:
What i heard is that na aye dey knack knack maph for Benin oh but dat one nor be my problem. My problem be say these people know say na human being then dey kill so, people father,husband,brother and relations na dem dey kill so which is very bad.
Make dem know say no amount of grieve and revenge go bring these people back. When i say aye eiye and Vikings na the most useless gang for Nigeria one idiot say whether na only ayes i dey see now maph don dey join dem for their stupidity, what a pity.

🧢
Maph is really dealing with them. No dey allow ayes dey pass you fake results. Try confirm from person wey dey present for Benin. Even today two old pa for ayes go down.
These maph guys dey move like spirit you can't even id them.
Only two Maph wey aye knack na one wey been cross carpet to viki years ago and another inactive member.
Almost 8 ayes don go down, no be regular ayes but high ranking members.

Omo Maph🟢 wan killl Aye finish for Benin o.
Same way Viki dey nack them left and right for Auchi.
Viki still handicap them last month for enugu state before Governor and security agencies restore peace.
South African police still dey give them run for SA lol

See as 🟢 dey waste them anyhow for Benin smh

PepeXKermit:


no mind that guy, if him don travel well, him sef go switch the accent because they wont understand him. Nigerians have one of the strongest african accents in the entire continent. People find it hard understanding us.

For real bro.
You'd keep hearing "pardon, pardon, pardon, sorry, sorry, sorry " 😂
Nobody go tell you make you switch accent

Ileriahur:
Please how do I go about this too; I was to send light bill to a Palmpay account but mistakenly send it to OPay account, mind you the wrong account brought out same name with the Palmpay account obviously it’s the same account number, but now the person I am paying to said she doesn’t have an OPay account. How do I get my money back from the OPay account that doesn’t exist.

Tell her to open an opay account with her phone number the money will be there waiting for her.
This has happened to me few times

mkoabiola:


Very rare guys that can ɗo that now

Someone refunded me back my 2 million that was overpaid and i don't know the guy. Check my last post

Whites that goes 3 or 4 days without bathing complaining about body odor.
Racist clowns

finallybusy:
Anal sex is more or less agreed. That was sodomy. Jail the bastard for twenty-six years.

Are you okay?
He committed murder also.
He should be sentenced to death

ruggedtimi:
When i was active in deriv p2p...i have returned wrong transactions several times. That Pepe coin is a good investment

Yeah bro you know ball.
It's likely to overtake dodge and Shiba in the coming months.
Got like 15k usdt worth of pepe now.
All my profits i made from eth are invested in pepe.
My buddy made a profit of 60k usd in the last pump

gaby:


Please, do not expose him to EFCC.

Thank you for the reminder. I forgot crypto was banned in Nigeria

Damian911:
Bro please be more extra careful this is why all these online crypto stuff and investment dey fear me

Yeah but it's pretty safe tho and you have 100 percent control over your money and can easily trade for naira anytime. I just made a mistake thank God i was dealing with an honest person.