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Well he can't enter that coffins cos it's too small for his size.

Easy to see a virgin man or a chaste than the other gender ( woman).. To get a virgin lady, omo, it's gonna be easier to turn a leaf to money than to get one. But virgin by faith still dey sha.

That's how they came to my area twice last year December. The first time they were unable to steal the fuse. A week later they came prepared for it and stole 4 fuse and each fuse is worth 250k. Each house in my street contributed money to buy a new fuse.They came with a car in the middle of the night. I'm I going to pity him, no I won't..

Naturalgbola:
Gemini and Grok are same AI with different names. Yorubas are the problem of this country. North is ready to break, east is ready but Yorubas aren't. Before you call me ipob, I'm a benevolent africana, correct ekiti guy. I've been saying this, who can tell me the geology of Tinubu?

I think the weed you dey take is too much.. Go learn history from your elders before spewing rubbish online in

His choice..

OldNORSE:
Simply put; he lifted a post from Facebook, edited it,
and posted it on X.

As posted by Twitter User Harry: https://x.com/chiditweets042/status/1892130066961768726?s=46

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... But I don't understand o, this man transferred money to the uba account of Obi ikechukwu, and Uba contacted Godwin Aonodemba and blocked Godwin account instead of contacting Obi ikechukwu and blocking his account. How come. Is something missing..

mamagee3:
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Mamagee.. you go do plastic surgery, you change oo. Well that's nice,it's beautiful.

I'm not saying what the staff did is good but first ask the farm owner, how much is he paying the staff, how many workers are managing the ponds..( likely to be a staff)., How many ponds is the staff managing.?.. Fish farming is work is very hard. And I've seen how those pond owners threat there workers... Very bad...

I wonder what's going to happen if a 15 year old got admission and she's sharing a room with 5 matured girls who can't do without smoking and drinking beer and a little romance... And her father pay her a visit in her hostel room and see her room mates drinking beer and one busy kissing a guy with her daughter present. I wonder what he's gonna do... Sue the room mates to court for drinking alcohol in front of an underage, dressing immodest and romancing, thereby trying to pollute her daughter's mind or ignore it.

Melodydoctor:
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....A phone of 2022 for that price. When the latest 2024 brand new redmi 14 is 134k having the latest Android version. Not to talk of redmi ax , 12 , and 13... Hmmm

richmond500:
MJ was not even as popular as the queen of england, (Queen Elizabeth) except u know about him after his death when his popularity spread like a fire. We are talking about 2000-2005 MJ
Stop the cap about most popular names

..MJ to who... All those names you are mentioning can't stand with MJ. First black to penetrate and win 8 Grammy awards in just a night in 1984. All those you are mentioning can walk on the street and shop on their own but MJ can't do that cos of the people, they are gonna mob him. MJ that all presidents of the world are inviting for dinner just to dine with them. MJ is not in the same level with them, mention another name plz.

..... It's fake ,tell your sister not to go....
https://www.nairaland.com/5710939/pls-knows-company
...Same place but they always change their address slightly.

...It's a scam.... Don't go ....https://twitter.com/tohire_ng/status/1510637523608944646?lang=en
.... The address is on a red list..

Ogene001:
This is where Peter Obi is needed

.... Needed ke,... Peter Obi can't do anything,,he gat to pay them their outrageous money or they will frustrate him....He will surely pay them cos thats the norm...

Jostoman:
i dont expect you to put mouth for this kind of thread or reply anybody concerning this topic. Make Una no dey fall for this people tactics.

... Even it is fake, the op is looking for guys to click hose useless blog....he twisted everything so as to get traffic to his site...

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..okay... Thanks for explaining...

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....Checking their site and the price right there is $999.. So how come yours is $2000...

.... well, the Man sitting is not concerned about who he is...

lorenzos1:
Recently a friend and his wife visited me at home, late at night without pre- informing me of their visit.
They live about 30 mins drive from me and usually come visiting once in 4months after several invites.
When they came in the wife handled me a bag and said it was a gift from the husband. On opening it I saw 3 native caps.
Now I do not wear native and I have never seen the husband on native, so I told him I don't need it, since I have no native to go with it. He insisted that I should take it that I can wear to church sometime, I mentioned we do not wear caps in church, and that he should give it to any of his brothers or cousins. I asked why he didn't call to ask me about it first since he had never seen me on native.
He became adamant and refused to take or touch the gift. He mentioned that I should at least even check if it is my size then I became suspicious.
Because it was becoming an argument, I changed the topic and offered them something to drink which they declined then there was a huge silence and they said they were leaving.
When they got to the door, I asked if he would be taking the caps and he didn't say anything and left.

Now about 3 months before this his wife asked me to recommend her for my previous role in my department, so I told her how much I was earning and what she should bargain for, i aslo told her i got a good offer on getting promoted, and then she mentioned she doesn't understand why it is so hard for her husband to get a similar good Job.
Should I be worried. Or am I thinking too much ?

...... Don't wear the caps,... Don't even bother to try it on. I hope you did not put it on?..

rickyamos:
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Lagos and other parts of the country .

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.... Are you for real or you are joking...5k ke for boot they give for free.... Even for 500 Naira, I doubt people go buy am... something wey corper dey throw away for dustbin or dumpsite...

Dwightventures:
Get a life mehn

Look at this useless nincompoop trying to say something.....if you ain't gat nothing to say,then keep your gotham mouth shut...

Chrismanuels:
I need an android with 50k kindly send the spec of what you have available thanks

... Don't go for those 2 old phones ... That Nokia 3.2 is a 2019 phones and it's UK used is less than 35k.... While Huawei y5 is 2018 and it's less than 30k... Save not less than 10k and add it to your 50k,go get a new Samsung, you will enjoy it....

grailife:
What should I do if my own brother want to kill me?

... Report him to the police na...

Sowl:
Good morning lady's and gentlemen of this forum

I moved

Please I need advice on what to do regarding this issue at hand.... Forgive any misspellings in the course this write up, I'm just a young man distraught and frustrated at the callousness of his supposed landlord

...... Truly,for you to be able to do something, it's gonna be a miracle.... First you or your landlord have to write a letter to those little greedy thief (IKEDC) to stop bringing bill to your house again because of the disconnection, so bill will stop coming. Those thief (IKEDC) needs settlement that's the reason why they are harassing your household...

KeyEndurance:
There Is a My Man dat Collected A Room close To Mine Last Year Ending Of November based On Men Thing We Became Friends To The extend That We Ate Other Food, he Told Me That He Came Over To This State for okada work which he did, It Took Me Like A Month Before i Discovered That The Man Is State CID because i saw his force id card and other things and I asked Him That If You Are Truely The Person You said You Are Then Why Are You Not Going To work he Did Not Explain to My Understanding, on Christmas Day 1.5m entered His Account And He Told Me That the Money Was Sent By His Sister but That One Is Not My Business. He Told Me One Day To Follow Him To His village So That He Will Buy Me A Bike to be using but My Friend Adviced Me Not To Go. Last Week He Also Told Me That He Want To pack From This Area Which He Did this Week Monday. And Since He Left He Done Use To Pick Anybody's call Again. My Question Is That The Way This Man Is, Can He Be A kidnapper or armrobber? Because I Have Never See Force Man doing okada.

.. he's likely to be an undercover agent...an undercover can do any odd job just to get information.. . I don't know that a woman who sold vegetables in my street was an undercover till I saw her 2 years later in uniform in a car, she just disappeared from my street... she's is having a high rank...

SPAMBOX7:
If Obi doesn't win then just be ready for $1/1500 before 2025. If you doubt me Bookmark this thread and reply me when it hits that figure.
As it is it's still 700. Shey it was 360 beginning of 2022. And you all know the average market woman once she has increased the price of Maggi it's never going down again.
So go ahead and vote whatever you like

As for me and my family we don't care if you vote Obi or not. But one thing is for sure. The little empathy I have will be wiped off if Obi fails to win. If you like make e be my 5 naira wey go save you from dying from hardship. You will die Sara

Go ahead and vote whatever you like
Good luck to you

.....Hey man, nobody gat to bookmark anything... Irrespective of who won the election, the price of dollars to naira will surely increase drastically.... you don't need a prophet for it....

...100k in dollars ... I wonder how much will his pant or boxers cost ....a million dollars or what....

Ibramini:
Here are some riddles for you:
- There's a one-story house in which everything is painted yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What colors are the stairs?
- A man died of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
- What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
- I am the beginning of everything, the end of time. I'm in the beginning of eternity and the end of space. What am i?
- What four- letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down and can still be read from left to right?
- I am first on earth, second in heaven and i am in the middle of the sea. What am i?

Just comment for the answers if you have no idea

....
1. There are no stairs in one storey house.
2. The man's birthday falls on February 29... February has 29 days in a leap year which comes once in 4 years and anyone born on the 29th of February will celebrate the birthday on February 29th which comes once in 4 years. So on his 25th birthday, probably he will be around 100 years hitting the century.
3. The answer is"short".
4. Letter "E".
5. NOON.
6. Letter "E".

Blessedarethepe:
Hi nairalanders.
Please I got a job invite today which I applied through hotnigeriajobs. And I would like you to help me verify the authenticity of it.

JOB INTERVIEW INVITATION
Venue: No 1435d 1st building beside custom office Bodija Ibadan
Time: 9am
Date: 19/12/22
Come with your CV.

I am not really sure whether I should proceed with this, because of the insecurity in the country, as the name of the organisation is not indicated. I'm presently based in Enugu and I am considering travelling for the interview.

Please your inputs will really be appreciated.

FOR: RoseGold23

.... From Enugu to Ibadan... Please don't bother...

.... Can she pronounce "T" or Tomato....