₦airaland Forum

. Oh my... Not again... Seriously....
.. Well let me quickly hide my head here to prevent the rains of insult and bashing from obidati supporters...

silibaba:
something you yourself know you cannot do. instead you will come on nairaland and be doing useless give away.

... I don't have to talk too much cos you're silly already and idiot... Go to hell..

seiyefajohn:
A Game Changer Called...❤

Love is a game changer! She sweeps like a Tsunami in a positive way. She can make a person or a people do unimaginable things. Love has swept the hearts of more people than any other force in history.

Nollywood' Seiyefa John✍️

..... Why using Wole Soyinka image...

..... Congratulations to her... God bless those that helped her out of hell....

... That's cool...
... Let's me ride on.... Why's everybody staring at me... Abeg go do your own with your wife or girlfriend...

MaDaRa01:
Most Medical Doctors worldwide have one thing in common -bad penmanship. From writing notes, test report and prescriptions, their handwriting are more or less illegible..... How do pharmacist decipher the writing on the prescription?

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... Her dressing.. Hmmm I just dey see two small oranges...

.....All those girls... Hmmm.. Let me don't talk oo....
Wel

.. Oh my.. This is terrible....

Softmirror:
WHAT DOES THE GREEN COLOUR OF THE NIGERIAN FLAG STAND FOR?

..... Weed.. Marijuana...

robinso01:
Make dem no carry this nonsense come 9ja ooo

..... It go enter 9ja....have you forgotten that bad for abroad na the thing our ladies copy...

... Get harpic.... But the best is battery water (acid)... The moment you get it, use it instantly... It will be white as snow...

.... Security is tight in India...

Winningbot:

.. That's the cream they put with B29 bar soap ....

remsonik:
Nairalanders please let's discuss this. This issue has been disturbing me for a while. Why is our local rice not cheaper than foreign rice?

This local rice is grown on our own lands and not imported, no import duty charges or shipping fees so why is it the same price with foreign rice and worse processing on it. You buy the local rice and it filled with sand and stones, not rightly processed so why is it costly

I don't see any feasible spendings on its production so I don't see any reason for it to be sold at the same price with foreign rice.

Mods please move to Frontpage
Lalasticlala mynd44

...... First, how much is the price for local rice in where you reside?...cos in Ibadan it is #900... And that's for stoney ones....

WowSweetGuy:
A Foreign national a pilot supplying bandits weapons caught at Niger state. Presently in police custody

Link-https://9newsng.com/pilot-supplying-weapons-to-bandits-arrested-in-niger-state/

..... Fake news.... That's a French national, Mssr Juan Remy Quignolot, arrested in Central Africa Republic for supplying arms to rebels in 2021...not in Nigeria

... Omo... That's the gun the actor used in the movie Equalizer 2000...Go check it out...

... Well, she needs to.. Let me put my hands together to pray for her...

.... Waw... He donated the money because he graduated from the University.... Yoruba trained him to be a doctor, not an ipob and not from an ipob university.. He donated 1 million dollars to a yoruba university because he really appreciate what the yoruba people did for him and the people of yoruba by making life comfortable and peaceful for him when studying here... Why can't he give any ipob universities?.. He can't they didn't add value to his life...

... These are not Toyota land cruiser v8 now...

dregmaster:
Strange but true.

Did you know that today the whole world is of the same age! Today is a very special day and only happens once every thousand (1,000) years.

Your age + your year of birth, every person = 2022.

It's so strange that even experts can't explain it! You check it out and see if it's 2022. It has been waiting for a thousand years!

Example:
If I am 19 years old.
And was born in 2003.
So 19+2003= 2022

Another example:
Born in 1967 and I am 55 years old.
1967 +55=2022

Magical isn't it?

.... There's nothing magical about it... .... Assuming this year is 2021..not 2022..
Example:
If I am 18 years old.
And was born in 2003.
So 18+2003= 2021.

Another example:
Born in 1967 and I am 54 years old.
1967+54=2021..

Maroblaq1:
Pls fam, I got my redmi 10 2022 3 days ago but the heat from the phone is unbearable...
Pls how can I fix it cause am considering returning the phone back...

.... Return the phone back....

.... Importing Marijuana from Ghana to Nigeria when we are blessed abundantly with it,.. Even producers are looking for ways in exporting to other countries.... Nigeria weed is even regarded as the best in the world , I don't think Ghana weed can beat our own...

... Na Emmanuella now... The other one,there comedy skit is too dry and not funny... Not a smile on my face while watching kiriku and I can't even hear his voice very well...

.... Gang of monkeys ke.. I hope they won't turn to terrorist because that's how it dey start.. Japan needs Nigeria army cos they are good at killing animals instead of fighting bokoharam... Amotekun and Ebube agu can also volunteer....

.. She dey smile for that first picture...

.. You wanna sell a functional bank building ... You dey do hide and seek to take the picture from your car... You don't want the bank security or police to see you so as not to beat the hell out of scam evil out of your mind... . If you gat mind, why can't you walk into it and take pictures to show us inside.. I beg Mr man, try another format. This one no dey work..

Solofresh2:
Keep your comments coming

.. Sure... I'll even save out of it.. But if it's only me... But for 2...no saving..

sreamsense:
All those factors are irrelevant, reason for his defeat is because he was given opportunity to prove himself in good governance but failed to impress people. There was no visible significant things he has done in remote towns and villages that people can point to. He started building roads in many remote towns and villages when election was approaching which people believe he was only doing that to canvass for election because he may soon abandon them.

He also abandoned good policies of Aregbesola without replacing them with convincing alternatives. Another reason why people voted him out is that he is too dull, no charisma like Aregbesola. Adeleke was only elected because APC did not provide better alternative. Adeleke is just given four years to prove he myself if he has something to offer beyond dancing. If he turns government house to club house or dancing hall, he will be sent packing in the same manner. People of Osun don't hate Tinubu, they just don't want bad product of Oyetola.

You might be surprised that by next year, Tinubu may gather above 80% of Osun votes, because they know him as personally competent, but they never want somebody to hide under him to grab second tenure after glaring non-performance from Oyetola

... That's it.. Your point is the best..

.. Portable they do show.. Who do you expect in show?...

.. Well not my pocket... When I was a kid, went to those old church with my naughty friends... One of the elders was getting down from the altar and slipped... Believe it, a small gourd (charm) fell out from his pocket and rolled on the floor.... He went to pick it up saying...."I have to protect myself" ....and continue walking as if nothing happened...

..... Old scam format used mainly by ladies... 4th of July is already here, so be patient... You already have a job.... You still have money cos you are buying snack... Use that money for snacks to get a 900 gas and use it till you get your salary.. Use your brain Mr scammer..