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sigh. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . today i broke up with my gf. im just not good for her and it would have been wrong to continue |
Taker her hand and put it on your cock. That usually makes them wet, especially if you have a thick, sturdy manliness. She will usually give you a blow jo.b after that. Play with her pusssy while shes doing it and you wont even need 2 take her pants off I can usualyy make my girl cum by playing with her titties |
Gently UnCloth her when your playing with her tits. Start massaging her pussy, don't try to penetrate her. When she's cum, then whip your dick out. But makes sure she sucks you off first because that usually makes girls extra Hot. Asking makes her feel like a LovePeddler. If at any point she resists, don't pursue. Simple |
im the masked robber that will steal your heart |
posting here cuz im a gangsta mutha focker |
good 4 u man. no do not be afraid, there is nothing she can do |
love me for who i am ![]() |
Got her number a couple days ago, so today we go on a date. We went to the local bookstore together. Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh maaaaaan she's something else. Im feeling love drunk right now. She's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute, my heart was racing the entire time. My d1ck also got painfully stiff and she might have noticed. I couldn't help it. I wasn't even thinking naughty thought, I just had a hormonal reaction. We were in one section and I felt like kissing her so much. I said,"Oh, Sandra, I meant to tell you something." She paused looked at me and I just went in for the kill. Oooooooooooooh that felt as good as s.ex. She makes me laugh, she makes me excited. Im meeting her again soon. THIS IS THE LIFE. Im on a phacking cloud |
it wouldn't be fair for me to expect my wife to have slept with under 10 people considering the number of women ive phacked in my life |
infinite, would not care and im being serious. so long as she didn't have a disease |
so when are we gonna kiss googles? im missing u mami |
dump the b1tch unless you wanna look like a sucker |
pweety sure is cute! |
novice. . . this is now turning into a joke LOL. learn to form logical arguments and you might actually make me interested enough to humor you. |
Im not deflecting. I'm simply stunned by your blindness. God knows I can't help you. |
Oh, here I was thinking this was common knowledge. Are you really that oblivious to your own surroundings AND innate biological responses? |
in all seriousness, yes it is. sex has long been used as a measure of masculinity is numerous cultures throughout time. |
chidipupay::*( stop diddling yourself and get a gf |
fubiluv:haha, its no problem. goog gets off being a mean girl :^D |
damn these love-peddlers cant keep their legs together to be fair, neither can i ![]() |
it takes all types to make a world ![]() |
mamaken:I dunno about this mamaken. in real life i've never dated/facked/hit on an ugly girl. just being honest |
Freiburger:+ their beautiful friends = entire female population. you need to learn how girls work |
you're now going to get your head shat on ![]() |
googles:hmmm. mmm nah. you just didn't go deep enough that time. im just not feeling it, i actually laughed. i think you're definitely starting to like me LOL. |

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