₦airaland Forum

MVLOX: I just got informarion now that primary and secondary schools in Nigeria are now to resume on September 22 as against October 13 previously announced.

http://www.punchng.com/news/fg-sets-sept-22-for-schools-resumption/

adaobi123: I hate wearing bras, they can be quite uncomfortable. If only I had small bõobs, I would go braless every day.

bjcuntis: Pastor TB Joshua of the Synagogue Church of all
Nations has made some disturbing prophecies on
Nigeria, President Obama and Kenya on the 31st of
August 2014.
He said that we should pray for the whole world and
pray for your country. Concerning Nigeria, last time I
was talking that, they should pray for a Nigerian big
shot. “Because I'm seeing these people beginning to
target them.I said it in January, You saw what
happened.
This is another plan now...
“A very big big shot should not be attacked by these
people, because it will result to death and that can
cause crises in this country.
“They are looking for avenue to cause conflict
amoung the region but I'm seeing in the spirit that
they want to attack a very big big shot.
“They have stopped it for sometime but they are
starting the plan again,and when it happens it will
cause political crises.
Pray for Southern Africa.They want to get rid of a
president in that region which I'm not permitted to
mention. A president will be kidnapped.
“Don't misquote me like I said last January,but quote
this, I'm seeing militants,interested in embarrassing
the president, either they kill him or kidnap him. They
are still on in that plan. If prayer is not offered well,
they will succeed.
“ God showed me the president but I don't want to
put any country into pandemonium. Pray for them.
Particularly Kenya as a nation. Pray for them.
“The nation Poland, there will be crises there. It will
start any moment from now .
“Pray for the president Obama. I'm seeing him being
rushed to the hospital but he will get over it. He
should be careful of operation.
“Write it down and mark it. Pray so that when he is
rushed to the hospital,they should be careful of the
kind of operation they will do.
“He only needs rest but these scientists like to do
everything. There is nothing we can do about it,he
will be rushed. "

Source:http://ireporterstv.co/more-disturbing-calamities-to-befall-the-earth-soon-tb-joshua/?sauth=authcode-28af

hungryboy: Taking your clothes to the dry cleaners instead of washing it yourself

20pounds: This is goodnews! 480 other Nigerians will fill their place, thereby creating employment. The transformation is on course! Who said GEJ is not working?


Very soon, Adamawa state will defect to Cameroon too with their Lamido and we shall go and occupy the land and own their horses and cattle(plus Nyako's mango trees)

GEJ till 20

bbdrown: People sha...na until she reveal her bossoms & yansh, na that time she gat correct dress sense?

Spaxon: datz damn funny

Erystro: this is one of the first time am seeing something funny on nairaland

hazyfm: [size=28pt]I PROMISE I WILL NEVER EAT HUMAN FLESH AGAIN[/size]

boombay: MAMA SEUN... ABEG PUT RICE N120 BEANS N20 SPAG N20 DODO N20... ABEG HELP THROW FISH 2 AND ONE POMO WEY RAPE STEW WELLA... AND ONE PURE WATER WEY DEM IMPRISON FOR FRIDGE SINCE LAST WEEK!!

dotmanxp: kai-----ehn-----hausa
wetin-----what------igbo
kpesh-----to f*ck-----italian
palava----problem----portuguese

myads890: if witches are really after you, i dont think you'll have time to eat ice cream. next time smile before you take a picture. or better still, post this picture on your bedroom door. i doubt witches would come near you.

these celebrities sef, always asking for help. if them see you real life dem go dey pose.

get well soon(for the sake of sounding humane)

tobillionaire: ;Dlyk a kwashiorkored face ;Dlyk a kwashiorkored face

tobillionaire: ;Dlyk a kwashiorkored face ;Dlyk a kwashiorkored face