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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 1) On 8th May 2024 by Bahamas95(m): 10:04pm On May 08
Harry Kane get badluck sha.


Village people don't just want him to lift any trophy before he retires.
Family / Re: Do Married Men Envy Bachelors? by Bahamas95(m): 9:12am On May 08
Princewill1:
Did you say 'few months back? It's too early to do a review of the marriage.

Come back to this post of yours in 7-10yrs time. You will be surprised that you posted this.
No human on earth is perfect, we all got our shortcomings. Even me sef my own dey my body.

If you're looking for that perfect partner before getting married you'll wait till thy kingdom come...... Marriage is all about tolerance, on a scale of 10 if she scores 7 you're good to go.

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Family / Re: Do Married Men Envy Bachelors? by Bahamas95(m): 6:34am On May 08
ChybuzzDD:


Just few months back and you're already shouting?

Let's see how it goes in the next 3 to 5yrs
I knew someone would come up with this famous line.

The fact that it didn't work for you doesn't mean it won't work for someone else, I dated several girls before I decided to settle down with my wife.

I will NEVER envy a bachelor, life is in stages...... Nothing like it's too early bla bla bla. Na me know who I marry.

If you have decided not to get married because of negative thinking that's your business.

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Family / Re: Do Married Men Envy Bachelors? by Bahamas95(m): 11:00pm On May 07
Honestly this is a very foolish question...... Before I got married I always admired married couples.

I got married few months back and it's one of the best decisions I have made in my life, family and friends now respect me more than before. Heads turn whenever I step out with my stunning Edo beauty.


No gain jumping from one woman to another, I have been there before.......Since I got married I have peace of mind, no more unnecessary expenses.

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Education / Re: Ekiti University Bully Flogs Fellow Student (Photo) by Bahamas95(m): 10:43pm On May 07
Expulsion is not enough, she should be made to sign an undertaking before going to prison.


No school in Nigeria should grant her admission, she's a demon.

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Food / Re: Delicious Dog Meat Pepper Soup by Bahamas95(m): 4:37pm On May 07
I don't have problem with the dog meat pepper soup but that action bitters......I wonder how people do the combination, I would rather take a cold beer or soft drink to wash it down.

I can't take spirit with hot food.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 6th May 2024 by Bahamas95(m): 7:58pm On May 06
Ever8090:
The game might be though for united, the injury list is too much plus we don't have a coach to work out something spectacular with what he has...
Excuse don start o. cheesy

Romance / Re: My Payback To The Girl Who Broke My Heart. by Bahamas95(m): 10:06am On May 06
So childish.


Can't you forget about this drama and move on?
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Five Women For Stripping Lady Naked Over Allegation Of Phone Theft by Bahamas95(m): 9:44am On May 06
WOMEN SUPPORTING NAKĒDING WOMEN.
Science/Technology / Re: Wildlife Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With A Sleeping Cheetah by Bahamas95(m): 9:17am On May 06
Solofresh2:
Fear is what makes wild animals attack you.The moment you start panicking and running they will definitely attack.
I think so, and when they feel threatened.

I have had a close encounter with two snakes before, a cobra and that green snake......Till today I still wonder why they didn't harm me.
Food / Re: Opinion: Okpa Is Better Than Moi Moi by Bahamas95(m): 1:32pm On May 05
Moi-moi doesn't go down well with my system, it gives me running stomach if I eat more than one......So I choose okpa.
Politics / Re: Woman Who Spoke Against Fuel Scarcity In 1994 Video Goes Viral by Bahamas95(m): 11:11pm On May 02
I didn't here the phrase "I was like" as she was speaking.

These indomie girls nowadays can't speak English without repeating that nonsense over 10times....... Forming wan kill dem.

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Politics / Re: Refined Dangote Fuel Now Expected In July by Bahamas95(m): 5:20pm On May 02
"E be like say dem want to tell us another story again o"

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Food / Re: Photos Of Monkey And Antelope Killed By My Brother by Bahamas95(m): 7:10pm On May 01
4tomandchi:
Do people really eat monkeys?
Why not?


Is monkey a human being? undecided

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Culture / Re: Masquerades Flog Nigerian Nurse Mercilessly, She Falls Into Gutter (Video) by Bahamas95(m): 10:20pm On Apr 29
What kinda barbaric act is this?


Will these idiots do this or allow someone do this to their sister?......Those animals should be fished out and locked up forever.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Bahamas95(m): 2:38pm On Apr 28
dankorode:
city wey go still drop point under pressure
Under pressure from who?


If you're talking about a team that can't cope with pressure when they're almost at the finish line the first name you should mention is Arsenal, not City.

I won't be surprised if they bottle it as usual, it's their way......I just hope they can prove me wrong this season because Pep has turned EPL to farmers league.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Bahamas95(m): 1:58pm On Apr 28
uyimove20:



bomb dey yours head

Politics / Re: Which State Has The Worst History Of Governors? by Bahamas95(m): 1:54pm On Apr 28
Ogun

Kogi

Delta

Edo

Benue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Bahamas95(m): 1:49pm On Apr 28
Congratulations to Manchester City in advance.



Congratulations to Arsenal for qualifying for the UCL.
Religion / Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Bahamas95(m): 12:34pm On Apr 28
Deborah, e get why. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 27th April 2024 by Bahamas95(m): 11:50pm On Apr 27
seborrhic:
First time watching Noni Madueke up close and I must say that boy is a player.
Given the same opportunities and freedom to operate like Palmer,that guy would be a better player than Palmer.
He can dribble,he can hold the ball in tight spots and has an eye for goal.
Give Madueke a good coach,a champions league club he would be a star
I take this your comment as a joke, and it's very funny.


Madueke plays football like a nursery school pupil.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 27th April 2024 by Bahamas95(m): 4:22pm On Apr 27
tuzle:
Chelsea fans don't want arsenal to win the league, they prefer man city to win it 1million times than arsenal to win it. But fans of Liverpool and Manu will prefer arsenal.
Have you heard of "BRAGGING RIGHTS" before?


NO true football fan would want his/her closest rival club to outshine his club.

* Manchester United fans would never support City to win against another rival.

* Arsenal, Tottenham, Crystal palace and other London club fans won't support Chelsea to win. They would rather support another club.

* Liverpool fans are always against Everton (Vice versa)



Nobody holy pass, beefing/banter is part of football. It makes it more interesting.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 27th April 2024 by Bahamas95(m): 3:42pm On Apr 27
Congratulations to Man. City in advance.






Pep has successfully turned EPL to farmers league.

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Science/Technology / Re: Moment Warehouse Robot Collapsed After Working For 20 Hours Straight (Pics, Vid) by Bahamas95(m): 8:27pm On Apr 26
I just pity some humans that don't take time to rest, when they die in their sleep they'll start blaming village people as usual. There's a furniture man in my street that works till 10- or 11pm most times everyday......I don't know if he wants to be richer than Elon Musk overnight.

Even machines get tired but since they can't talk we overwork them.
Crime / Re: Halimat Tajudeen Goes Missing After She Was Sent To The Bank (Photo) by Bahamas95(m): 8:10pm On Apr 26
I can bet with my left blokos that she'll soon be found and her family won't tell us where they found her.







That girl don waka kurukere waka, when she don chop belle full she go come back home.

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Politics / Re: Name 3 Politicians That Nigerians Trust by Bahamas95(m): 8:04pm On Apr 26
For me.....


1. None

2. None

3. None




If you trust anyone that's your business, during election I only vote for the lesser thief......I don't vote because I trust the person.
Crime / Re: Two Fake Police Inspectors Arrested By Police Rapid Response Squad by Bahamas95(m): 8:00pm On Apr 26
I don't even understand the story, the writer is just beating around the bush. undecided
Education / Re: Bride Storms School In Wedding Gown To Write Her Final Exam by Bahamas95(m): 10:24pm On Apr 23
She did it for cheap attention and to pepper her fellow bleeding gender like Jennycrase and others.



Putting on a wedding gown doesn't take a million years.

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Crime / Re: A Nigerian Man Won 16 Million Naira In Bet But Only Received 3m by Bahamas95(m): 7:26am On Apr 22
So these criminals don't expect anybody to win? The guy should use that money paid to follow up the case, there's no way the fraud bet company would win him in court.
Education / Re: Why Do Most Nigerians Do These? by Bahamas95(m): 3:08am On Apr 22
Only people who form porche do that, and it's very annoying.

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Phones / Re: Airtel Vs Glo Which Has A Better, More Reliable Internet Network? (Photo) by Bahamas95(m): 9:28pm On Apr 19
Though the data burns like wildfire I still prefer Airtel because it gives me what I want......I don't have problems with the network most times especially when I am streaming live matches.

If you make the mistake of using glo you'll regret your life, very slow network.
Crime / Re: Thieves Raid Lady's Boutique In Benin City (Video, Photos) by Bahamas95(m): 7:05am On Apr 19
Angelfrost:
I don't understand...!

They strolled in and out of your store carrying stuff worth millions, and nobody stopped them??!

You have goods worth that amount, yet no security guard?!!

You never serious sha!
Some of you will just open your mouths and be capping nonsense.


How many boutiques for your area get security guards?

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