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Celebrities › Re: I Defeated 17 Governors, Won’t Support APC – Davido by Bahamas95(m): 11:35am On Oct 17
AMINDA:
Which of the Seyi?
Seyi Vibes.

Celebrities › Re: I Defeated 17 Governors, Won’t Support APC – Davido by Bahamas95(m): 7:17am On Oct 17
Davido stand a better chance of becoming a president someday than Seyi.

I know some people would take this comment as a joke but it would definitely happen in future.
Politics › Re: Why Do Many Nigerian States Have No Real Town Planning Authority ? by Bahamas95(m): 7:08am On Oct 17
No sector is functioning properly in Nigeria. The level of corruption in this country is just too much.


I was in Osubi, Delta State, sometime ago, and you needed to see the street I visited. It was as though mæd people were living there! People had fenced off almost every available space along the road, with everyone claiming their own territory and forgetting that people still needed to use the road.

The street was so narrow that two cars couldn't pass each other at the same time. Whenever you saw a car approaching from the opposite direction, you had to give way and let it pass before you could continue your journey.
Nairaland General › Re: Shirtless Policeman Acting Erratically Sparks Reactions Online (Photos/Video) by Bahamas95(m): 8:16pm On Oct 16
Village people don pick he call.


E fit be repercussion for all the wickedness wey he don do people.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Woman, Liyatu Samuel Dawa, Jailed For 14 Years For Sharing Her Faith by Bahamas95(m): 8:02pm On Oct 16
Nothing is peaceful about Islam, they're just deceiving themselves.
Crime › Re: Thief Climbs Two-storey Roof To Evade Capture In Lagos by Bahamas95(m): 6:16pm On Oct 16
He's a thief.

Police should just put one groundnut in his head and save everybody the stress.
Romance › Re: I Cheated On My Wife!! by Bahamas95(m): 5:24pm On Oct 16
If this story is true, then you’ve ruined your marriage. She may never trust you again, especially after seeing the text in which you told your partner in crime that you weren’t married. That’s the ultimate betrayal. You simply don’t do that to someone you claim to love.

Women may suspect that their husbands could cheat on them, but as long as they don’t catch them in the act, they might choose to turn a blind eye. In your case, you’re not just a chronic cheat; you’re also a chronic liar. Then again, cheating and lying go hand in hand.

Barely six months into your marriage, and you’re already engaging in this kind of nonsense. You had no business getting married in the first place.


Take am.........

Food › Re: Which Popular Nigerian Fruit Do You Secretly Hate? by Bahamas95(m): 5:10pm On Oct 16
I don't hate any of them; I just have favourites.

1. Mango

2. Soursop

3. Banana
Crime › Re: Rivers Police Remove DPO, Officer Over Suspected Cultists' Renovation Of Outpost by Bahamas95(m): 5:04pm On Oct 16
This country is doomed!

Just imagine the nonsense.

Romance › Re: “I Didn’t Like Him Enough To Date Him” – Lady Marries University Friend by Bahamas95(m): 4:45pm On Oct 16
What a SIMPle man.


After globetrotting she decided to give him remnant......Tufiakwa!

Travel › Re: Benin Residents Scoop Petrol As Two Trucks Collide Despite Police Warning(video) by Bahamas95(m): 8:45am On Oct 16
They should just pray an "exhaust pipe" like Slawormir doesn't get close, barbecue go just full ground.
Christianity Etc › Re: "Men Dey" And Pastor Bolaji: Should Pastors Curse Their Members? by Bahamas95(m): 8:34am On Oct 16
Anything pastor and members mata for Nigeria count me out.........

Family › Re: Man Jailed For Recording His Wife Extramarital Affairs Without Her Consent by Bahamas95(m): 10:06pm On Oct 15
zoghys:
There is nothing u lot won't say do for traffic. Your comment completely sells you out, abeg be more smarter
He/she is just an attention seeker, don't be surprised the person behind that moniker is a man with two big hairy balls.
Politics › Re: Umahi Reopens First Niger Bridge Adorned With Tinubu’s Pictures by Bahamas95(m): 6:36pm On Oct 15
If dem give Tinubu chance he go rename every street for Nigeria and replace with he name. grin
Politics › Re: Peter Obi's Reason For Only A Four Year Tenure. by Bahamas95(m): 6:19pm On Oct 15
Would not want to complete his tenure as how? How long is a tenure in Nigerian politics?

You're talking as if it's compulsory for every Nigerian politician to serve two terms.

BTW, you're very funny. Your pikin never even crawl you don dey talk about the race he wan compete with Usain Bolt next year. 😂
Career › Re: Blord Says Women Are Easier To Work With Than Men: “women Are More Easygoing” by Bahamas95(m): 6:04pm On Oct 15
Mrexcell:
It depends on the type of work am sure he is only referring to feminine works and not physically demanding jobs specifically designed for the men folks. Can blord work with a female on an oil drilling ring at sea or under water marine welding work?
Don't mind him jor!

It's obvious he's referring to feminine tasks. Otherwise, it means he has some other reasons for preferring to work with women.

During my internship at a company we had two girls among us, and they couldn't do anything! Whenever we went into the plant to work they were more interested in recording videos on their phones to upload online whenever our supervisors weren't watching. This was not only distracting but also a violation of work ethics.

Whenever it was time to work in a confined space, fear wouldn't let them go in or even climb scaffold. They would stay outside and wait for us to do the work alone, then return to the office with us to enjoy A.C.

The funny thing is that they were always complaining about the heat in the plant, as if someone had forced them to study engineering in the first place. They selected tasks that were more convenient for them, as if their father owned the company. 😂

Abeg, when it comes to working with women, count me out.... I've seen enough nonsense.
Politics › Re: Atiku Launches ‘Ask AA’ Portal To Open Direct Channel To Nigerians by Bahamas95(m): 4:53pm On Oct 15
All of them na the same. But if you see who president fit, from the doings alone you go know. cool
Sports › Re: Rasheedat Ajibade To Undergo MRI Scan After Injury Against Comoros by Bahamas95(m): 4:50pm On Oct 15
I wish you speedy recovery girl. ❤️
Career › Re: Blord Says Women Are Easier To Work With Than Men: “women Are More Easygoing” by Bahamas95(m): 3:54pm On Oct 15
Fiscus105:
Everything you said, which one man doesn't have? Thank God you said SOME women, the same way some women have sense of entitlement and difficult to work with, that some men have sense of entitlement and difficult to work with
I don't regard any human with a p*nis between his legs as a man if he doesn't work with all his heart, especially when working as part of a team of men.

I know when I need women around me and for what purpose. I don't fancy working with female colleagues, especially when it comes to rigorous tasks.

I want things done sharp sharp, without all the unnecessary drama, flimsy excuses, and endless complaints.
Romance › Re: U.S. Serviceman Catches Girlfriend Bringing Another Man Home On Ring Camera by Bahamas95(m): 2:55pm On Oct 15
Anigreat:
shocked


We make a great deal out of cheating. Honestly, there's nothing there hence I considered open marriage as the best. I can sleep with multiple women and my wife can do the same if she chooses to. Life no suppose hard.
It's just better to stay unmarried so you can be free to fvvcck every available gbola or kpekkkus.
Romance › Re: #MySubDiaries: Lady Narrates How ChatGPT Treats Her Better Than Her Ex by Bahamas95(m): 2:38pm On Oct 15
ChatGPT fit give you correct dõgggggy wey you dey like?

If the answer is NO, hanty rest!

Crime › Re: Please Tell Me What To Do by Bahamas95(m): 2:33pm On Oct 15
If I may ask, what's so special about the memory card? If you didn't steal the radio when you had the opportunity, why are they accusing you of stealing only the memory card?

I'm just wondering why your supervisor concluded that you were the one who stole it. Are you the kind of person whose character is questionable, or did you have any issues with your supervisor before the incident?

If you're truly innocent, stand your ground. Don't suffer for something you didn't do. Let him do his worst.
Career › Re: Blord Says Women Are Easier To Work With Than Men: “women Are More Easygoing” by Bahamas95(m): 1:53pm On Oct 15
Tufiakwa!

This man doesn't know what he's saying.


Maybe he's talking about a particular type of work sha, but as for me, I prefer working with my fellow men in general, regardless of the kind of work involved. Work tends to get done faster, and you don't have to overwork yourself the way you might when working with women.

Some women have this sense of entitlement that makes them assume a man should handle the more difficult tasks when they're working together, as if they're going to pay him extra for the additional work.
Politics › Re: Which Of These Nigeria's Leader Speech Inspire You Most ? by Bahamas95(m): 1:49pm On Oct 15
None!


All of them are failures.

Health › Re: Are There Stds That Are Unique To Africans? by Bahamas95(m): 11:22am On Oct 15
thesolutions:
I wanted to pity the OP but seeing that you are totally sarcastically off point, i have to return the pity to you. Sorry ok. Get well soon.
The irony of someone named "thesolutions" telling me to get well soon when he can't even find a solution to his own political delusion. 😂😂

You're not thesolutions; you're part of the problem. You've contracted Tinubulosis, and the symptoms are clearly showing.

Unfortunately, your condition has progressed to the stage where you mistake political brainwashing for common sense.

I'm afraid your case requires more than "get well soon." You need urgent deprogramming!
Health › Re: Are There Stds That Are Unique To Africans? by Bahamas95(m): 9:51am On Oct 15
It's wrong to generalise by saying "Africans". The condition you're referring to is called TINUBULOSIS, medically abbreviated as STD: Severe Tinubu Delusion.

It affects Nigerians who have lost their sense of reasoning after contracting the Tinubu and APC support virus. The symptoms include defending bad governance, justifying economic hardship and worshipping politicians who wouldn't hesitate to fly abroad for medical treatment while the victims struggle to afford basic healthcare.

Unfortunately, there's no known cure because the victims mistake political propaganda for common sense.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Suffers Gaffe, Refers To Himself As Governor by Bahamas95(m): 9:15am On Oct 15
You can't cheat nature.

Many African footballers who played together at youth level with Messi all retired before him. Today Messi is still actively balling......You don't need a prophet or babalawo to tell you what those footballers did.
Health › Re: NAFDAC Seizes Counterfeit Alcoholic Beverage Packaging Worth ₦200m In Aba by Bahamas95(m): 8:11am On Oct 15
These people should be sentenced to d*ath by hanging or firing squad, they ain't different from terrorists.
Celebrities › Re: Olayemi Bolaji 'Toluwanisings' Is Dead by Bahamas95(m): 7:15am On Oct 15
Nawa o.


Rest in peace to him. embarassed embarassed embarassed
Travel › Re: Lagos Dispatch Rider Falls Asleep On Expressway, Customer Reacts (VIDEO) by Bahamas95(m): 7:12pm On Oct 14
Body nor be firewood.


Later one bleeding gender go get mind call am stingy if he nor give her money.

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