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Amaechi arrived the venue at exactly
after 5PM,the town hall meeting held at
Rumuodomay Town Hall in
Portharcourt. "As i was coming here
(Rumuodamay),i called the Brigadier
General incharge of Portharcourt,the Brigadier Replied Oga you know say we
dey your hand now. I called the
Commisioner of Police,Commisioner
how are you? He Replied His
Excellency,you know am always Loyal
Now. I called Joseph Mbu three times,his lines were switched off. Dont
be intimidated because Level Don
Change,in will personally be at the INEC
office to ensure that there are original
results sheet. Any Policeman that
misbehaves,takes his name and forward to me,after 30th of May,i will
reply him or her. I brought Hon. Dakuku
Adol Peterside,so i must ensure he
scale through the fence PDP is dead
and Buried in Nigeria

Photo: See What This 'hot' Lady Wore To Super Market

Photo: See What This 'Hot' Lady Wore To Super market

Mum you are the best mother on earth. I love u

For ladies only

see the photo

Aba too much

My friend sister bathing her chicken

HERE ARE TOP FACTS THAT CAUSES KIDNEY DISEASE:
1. Delaying going to a toilet: Keeping your urine in your bladder for too long is a bad idea. A full bladder can cause bladder damage. The urine that stays in the bladder multiplies bacteria quickly. Once the urine refluxes back to the ureter and kidneys, the toxic substances can result in kidney infections, then urinary tract infections, and then nephritis, and even uremia. When nature calls, do it as soon as possible. 2. Eating too much salt: You should eat no more than 5.8 grams of salt daily. 3. Eating too much meat: Too much protein in your diet is harmful for your kidneys. Protein digestion produces ammonia – a toxin that is very destructive to your kidneys. More meat equals more kidney damage. 4. Drinking too much caffeine: Caffeine is a component of many sodas and soft drinks. It raises your blood pressure and your kidneys start suffering. So you should cut down the amount of coke you drink daily. 5. Not drinking water: Our kidneys should be hydrated properly to perform their functions well. If we don’t drink enough, the toxins can start accumulating in the blood, as there isn’t enough fluid to drain them through the kidneys. Drink more than 10 glasses of water daily. There is an easy way to check if you are drinking enough water: look at the colour of your urine; the lighter the colour, the better. 6. Late treatment: Treat all your health problems properly and have your health checked regularly. Let's help ourselves. May God protect you and your family from every disease this year! Amen!

As nairaland is about to hits one million members,I promise to send 1500 Mtn recharge card to the member that make up the one million.

[color=#990000][/color]How much?

Lucky dube

Pls I'm joking

08020072011 Pls don't flash him.

I did see the pictures again

I did see the pictures again

Pictures of former Abia state governor Chief Orji Uzor Kalu and Imo state governor Ohakim at Abuja

We have 367 members here and other incoming member is now rejected

We have 367 members here and other incoming member is now rejected

Bakassi,we can find it for you just call

A young working class guy needs a working class lady,with good character,beautiful and between the age of 20 to 28 for serious relationship that may lead to marriage.Please call me 07025653014

A young working class guy needs a working class lady,with good character,beautiful and between the age of 20 to 28 for serious relationship that may lead to marriage.Please call me 07025653014

A young working class guy needs a working class lady,with good character,beautiful and between the age of 20 to 28 for serious relationship that may lead to marriage.Please call me 07025653014

So you are not a child of God?

So you not a child of God?

I thank God now you can call with +44, UK.Bye bye to Naija but is just joke I am in Nigeria now.

THE BIBLE AT A GLANCE.
This is intriguing, exciting. Please read on and be blessed

Our journey began at Genesis through Exodus. On the way, we saw Leviticus recording the Numbers of people of Deuteronomy, while Joshua was waiting at beautiful gate for Judges to see Ruth calling loudly Samuel! Samuel! Because the first and second Kings of Chronicles were coming to visit Ezra, Nehemiah and Esther for the misfortune of Job, their brother. They however noticed that Psalms was teaching his children Proverbs concerning Ecclesiastes and Songs of Solomon. This coincided with the period that Isaiah and Jeremiah were engaged in Lamentation for Ezekiel and Daniel. By the time Amos and Obadiah were not around. Before then, Hosea, Joel and Jonah were reported to have traveled in the same ship with Micah and Nahum to Jerusalem. Habakkuk also visited Zephaniah who introduced him to Haggai, a friend of Zechariah whose cousin is Malachi. Immediately after the old tradition, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John involved in Acts with the Romans behaving like the Corinthians who were always at loggerhead with the Galatians. At that time, the Ephesians realizing that the Philippians are interested in the case, they made known to the Colossians who suggested to the Thessalonians that they should first of all see Timothy who has gone to the house of Titus who was teaching Philemon his younger brother how to read and write Hebrew. On hearing, James asked Peter to explain to him how the three Johns have disclosed to Jude the Revelation of our Lord Jesus Christ.

God bless

THE BIBLE AT A GLANCE.
This is intriguing, exciting. Please read on and be blessed

Our journey began at Genesis through Exodus. On the way, we saw Leviticus recording the Numbers of people of Deuteronomy, while Joshua was waiting at beautiful gate for Judges to see Ruth calling loudly Samuel! Samuel! Because the first and second Kings of Chronicles were coming to visit Ezra, Nehemiah and Esther for the misfortune of Job, their brother. They however noticed that Psalms was teaching his children Proverbs concerning Ecclesiastes and Songs of Solomon. This coincided with the period that Isaiah and Jeremiah were engaged in Lamentation for Ezekiel and Daniel. By the time Amos and Obadiah were not around. Before then, Hosea, Joel and Jonah were reported to have traveled in the same ship with Micah and Nahum to Jerusalem. Habakkuk also visited Zephaniah who introduced him to Haggai, a friend of Zechariah whose cousin is Malachi. Immediately after the old tradition, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John involved in Acts with the Romans behaving like the Corinthians who were always at loggerhead with the Galatians. At that time, the Ephesians realizing that the Philippians are interested in the case, they made known to the Colossians who suggested to the Thessalonians that they should first of all see Timothy who has gone to the house of Titus who was teaching Philemon his younger brother how to read and write Hebrew. On hearing, James asked Peter to explain to him how the three Johns have disclosed to Jude the Revelation of our Lord Jesus Christ.

God Bless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at
thousands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says to the Pope
out of the corner of her mouth, "I bet you a tenner that I can make
every English person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of my hand."
The Pope says, "No way. You can't do that."
The Queen says, "Watch this."
So the Queen waves her hand and every English person in the crowd goes
crazy, waving their little plastic Union Jacks on sticks and cheering,
basically going ballistic.

So the Pope is standing there thinking, "Uh oh, what am I going to do?
I never thought she'd be able to do it."
So he thinks to himself for a minute and then he turns to her and says,
"I bet you I can make every Irish person in the crowd go wild, not just
now, but for the rest of the week, with just one nod of my head."
The Queen goes, "No way, it can't be done."
So the Pope headbutts her.

You will read it next week.