₦airaland Forum

nosmassam:
How do you manage un-flush shit for bank.

I just used one of the UBA branch on island.

My stomach was turning and have to used their toilet, after I finished, I flush the 1st time, one shit refused to go down, 2nd time, 3rd time the shit still stand strong.

I have my company money � to deposit, I just close the toilet and left, on my way out, I meat a guy that want to use same toilet, I just borne face.

As I stand on the queue, the guy join the line and begin looking at me for more than 20 min.

Pls my guy, how am I supposed to manage the shit ���

Preciousppearl:
Depends on what result I want and what I chose to eat with the egg.for scrambled eggs I mix powdered milk with little water or I use liquid milk.. sometimes mind just say only salt pepper and onion, other times I spice it up with proteins or veges.

9182736455O1999:
I found out one day at a local resturant. Someone told the woman to fry eggs. When she served the fried eggs, it was lighter than the normal eggs i've seen people fry. Another man asked her why was it so light, she said she added water, then everyone was like, WTF!

DoggoneDogg:
Acute leprosy developing

RIP in advance to your brother.
Tell him to help me tell Buhari that Aisha rejected his impostor.

blazingblender:

To avoid the disgrace wear agbada when swimming na

sukkot:
now guys understand that i somehow have the feeling that i got cheated. in fact i know i got cheated but i would need you guys to tell me if i got cheated or i did well. but that is not the story. the story is this so she brought the plantain. six in total and said 2000 and i knew right away i was being cheated but see sometimes as humans we have to look past this being possessive with our money stuff. you have to once in a while ( or frequently ) reward people who are trying and making an effort to succeed. dont always feel the need to squeeze every last drop of your change out of people or to beat peoples prices down to the point where they cant make a living themselves. ALWAYS have some bit of compassion for people and think about their survival too. stop pricing down people to where they can hardly make a living after working so hard

and so back to my story i looked at this woman, she is sitting under the sun all day i looked at her tray, there is maybe like 7 bunches of plantain in there. am thinking if she sells all today she gets 14000 but of course she bought the plantain somewhere else so she has to pay for the plantain too so at the end of the day what is her profit margin ? maybe for herself for the whole day maybe 3000 ? and she will buy food while sitting there for 10 hours so maybe she takes home 2000 ? she looked like she has children she will have bills and expenses etc etc etc. MY POINT IS THAT I KNEW I WAS GETTING CHEATED BY BUYING THAT PLANTAIN FOR 2000 BUT I DIDNT MIND GETTING CHEATED BECAUSE SOMETMES YOU JUST HAVE TO REWARD PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING SO HARD. AND SO I GAVE HER THE 2000 AND HOPE HER LIFE IS FINE.

sukkot:
well i dont make it a duty to get cheated. but do you believe donating 10 percent of your salary to your pastor is getting cheated ? we all get cheated one way or the other. i choose how i want to get cheated.

Jack273:
Because it is

Jack273:
1. To understand what I'm about to tell you, you've to believe in the impossible.

2. Pick up your jacket.

3. Looks like we have a mystery on our hands guys.

4. My name is Z, I was made to destroy but I would not destroy.

5. If a boy can adopt a dog I see no reason a dog can't adopt a boy.

who can get every right without help?

BossShevy07:
Money Heist
Said by Tokyo

Bettyo4:
Clearly fame isn't everything..

fattprince:
Not a movie guru. But let me guess. D'avinci code?

worldclass68:
U get it boss....
Shaokan to rain..

Timoleon:
Luca

Manspeaks:
'This is Federal Agent [▪︎▪︎] drop your weapon now!'