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I trust my Nigerian teachers!
By the time a hot heavy slap land in the middle of his forehead with 12 strokes of Pankere his brain will reset to factory settings!!!

His mother should bring him to alaperere nur/pry skul which was my first skul here in my village, am sure he will change!!

Mr Akpos this must be a Joke right?

akinsadeez:
I'm not scared cuz he that is in me is greater than he that is in the world

Can you swim from Nigeria to London?

Yes of course by using a swimming trunk!!!!

Will you vote for Jonathan in the coming election?

You guys are amazing,
But it seems our fat Man story is coming to an end......

Someone should please start another three word story by quoting me.

delishpot:
Help me up

Doctor Says No!

Richiy:
Till he sprained an ankle.

& he Fell Down

It Doesn't have to be a smart phone. I'll start.

Whatever this thing is. I had an ANCIENT Nokia 3310 my aunty gave me as a gift when i was going 2 school way back in 2006.
i still have the phone around , the phone is still working perfectly and i am proud of it too...............

herald9:
finished the food........

And started Dancing

So basically, I've seen this on multiple forums before and hadn't seen it done on NAIRALAND yet, so I thought I would start it.

It's simple, you answer the question to the previous post, then ask your own question. The question can be about anything you want. I'll get it off to a start...

Why do Nigerian girls like money so much ?

JOY

This is a very simple game
Im going to start, only post 3 words to continue the story! just three words plz

GAME START


The fat man.........................................

My Friend, You better sell the Iphone 6 and use it to Pay her bride price!!

smh!!! Too much of Hollywood Movies!

tosyne2much:
heheheheehehe what an hilarious thread

Maaa dash you and OP like sharp sharp

My guy u are highly mouthed
You have enough likes already..............
But let me quickly add my own sha!

Hummmm! I don click like ur DP
Oya! make u click like my own back!
Make we use dat one do xmas gift for each other

DickDastardly:
No, she runs a Mama-Put mobile eatry

Hahahaha LoL......
She must be a very bad student of Harvard!

Atk01:
Department of food design

Huh!
Then I assume you should be working at Mr Biggs, Tantalizer or chicken republic

DickDastardly:
Then i guess u are in your 60s

Actually my education is very fast !
When did you graduate?

DickDastardly:

But you haven't answered the first?
Ok, i assume you schooled there. What did you enjoy most while there?

Yeah!
I gat to meet some very important and rich people.
People like Obama, bill Clinton, George bush!
E.t.c

CORTANA:
I was the Senior Prefect when i was there! Class of 2010.

School Prefect ke!!!!!
In a University !!!!!!
ha! Oga CORTANA you Sabi Lie oooo

DickDastardly:
I smell lies ........ a simple test. What is the colour of the school gate?

hehehehe
It is the same colour with the shirt you are wearing!!!!

#waiting for more questions#

Me too

Well Done!
Thank God you are able to control yourself and not let Your Greediness take over you!
or else na another story we for dey read now

xtervaganza:
hahahhaahhahahaha