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She is missing you
As in
Maybe you have gone missing or something

There is nothing serious about this issue. After all I know of decent men who knowingly married a prostitute as a wife.........

This is the time for the Christians 2 start coming together and start preparing themselves.

jesus!
11 rounds of hot sex with a single girl
In a single day!
Chai! Dis guys are wicked.

Tales by The Moonlight!!

yanshaddict:
pls what's the real color of sperm as I hav not seen one before

It looks like the colour of your yansh

yanshaddict:
If A Woman Was To Eat A Lot Of
Chocolate, Would Her Breast Milk Taste Like
Chocolate Milk?...matured advise only

If you eat a lot of pawpaw, will your sperm becomes Yellow!

If you can answer my question, then I think I have answer yours too.

We don't understand, can you explain better.

Oga! come and continue oooo
I dey enjoy dis ur story

Too much of egusi soup is not good for your health see what is happening now.

so this Thread is Full of Wizard!!!!

** Runs Out Of Thread**

Nonsense
I thought you are the one who uploaded the video yourself or made the video.

So u are happy because people are watching Tiwa savage abi.

Smh! Smh!

Lordabas:
The thing be like catapult

Lol bro you are very funny oooo!

But why would you want to appear intelligent more than other people. That is FOOLISHNESS.

The Man in That Pics Doesn't Look Happy

He must be Really Sad

SuperSuave:
yet u replied the post

Yeah! Just to let you Know

Awwww So UGLY!!!

Why The Car Appearance looks like Fish!

NONE OF MY BUSINESS!

If you really love Someone, You will do Anything for Him/Her it doesn't Really Matter.

I don't really see anything wrong in doing one or two Things you write Above for your Man if Truly you really love him.
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Except if you people are just in casual/unserious relationship.

I Beg,
Upload the picture of your Face, make we confirm if your Dey Cry True True!

Blackett:
In fact, just have money and be silent. . . She'll do all the talking.

Bro u are very right? When u have money u don't have to talk much.

They should met pastor T. B joshua for Deliverance

Because Nigeria is a Girl and Can probably get pregnant!!!

America is a Man I think

Being a bachelor has taken me to several kinds of iya basira, nwayi owerri and other local canteens in lagos, so i felt i had to share my experience of various kind of people i meet:

1. The Oppressors:
These type of people are often very fat, they sit down and the girls come down to them to take their order, you hear stuffs like; "4 wraps of pounded yam with egusi, put panla, ponmo, ogunfe, assorted and meat, with cold stout and bottle water". N.B: all the meats, fish, ponmos, assorted are brought
in several plates for them to eat as much as possible.

2. The Voracious eater:
These set of people are normally slim, and unlike the oppressors, they go to order their food, you can
recognize them when you hear; "madam give me 8 fufu, no 10 cos i never chop since morning, 3meat, 2ponmo, orobo coke (50cl) and 2 pure
water".

3. The Acagons:
Na these ones tire me pass, they are the downgraded versions of the voracious eater, and they are well known by the madam. They believe in quantity over quality, you will hear;
"iya bisi give me as usual, and the madam puts 9 wraps of fufu with 1 lean meat"
NB: this set are the only ones that don't order for
water, they prefer the one on the table, used for
washing hand".

4. The formers:
These ones are mostly hated by the acagons and they are mostly a group of young girls sponsored by a maga. You will see there table filled with all sorts of meats, fish, ponmos, assorted and several chilled
drinks, only for them to eat part of it and leave the rest to the feasting eyes of the acagon and voracious eater.
After they leave, you start hearing comments especially
from the acagons like " haaaaa , ota aje ni awon omo
yii o ( this girls are enemy of money o).

5. Father xmas:
This list is not complete without them, they are the
popular ones in the hood, the acagons and voracious
eater always pray to meet them in the canteen. If he
enters, you start hearing "baba agbalagba, chairman, i
remain loyal sir"
and he never dissapoints them too.
Feel free to add yours!!!!!!!!!!!

The last time I checked Techno was a Phone!

Op don do mistake bi dat
!

Abi phone dey marry ni?

No!
It is a form of enjoyment and enjoyment is not a Sin.
Carry on bro! God will continue 2 bless u 2 buy more vaseline & baby jelly.