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Bra, pants, pencil, eraser, toothbrush, hand towel, powder, lipstick e.t.c
Now you see the choice is yours!

1miccza:
Honestly Op it looks sooo cheap how much does one go for??

Ok Mr. Professor!
You should Quote the Op not Me.

ojotu4real:
just send 5k to my account asap
just send 5k to my account asap

Haha!
Am not buying a Toy Car

I feel Good!

This car looks Cheap, how much can I get One

is it by force To Marry ?
This kind of News just dey vex me.

Later I know there will be a topic on the frontpage about a man who is getting married to a Pig

Hehehehe
Me I think..........
60 centilitres make 1 litre

TS2:
Gbagaun again.

Well this is a public forum, why don't you forget about my grammer and just read my comment.

No be JAMB question I wan Answer

FALSE !!!

Na Baba Chukwudi You Resemble!

Chai!
Even the devil is not as Ugly as This!

No be Crocodile be Dis!!!

if after a short fight my girlfriend present me dis kind of car as a gift, then I Know she definitely wants me dead!
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Modified: for all the grammarian on this thread I don correct all my blunders and mistakes o. Make u na no vex.

And No! Am not Gay!!!!

***Yawns*** this kind of long epistle should be in the Literature Section!




Let me sleep first, I will advice you when I wake Up jawe!

prince2blinks:
Just a curious question, a person that loses his or her memory what language will the person speak.

The person will start Speaking In Spanish!

ifex370:



A life of strife and sorrow

Yeah bro! It is a Wale Adenuga Production

FATHER!!!!!!
FORGIVE THEM!!!!
FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY ARE SAYING!!

AMEN

softapple:
wat is dis one saying?

Sorry it was a Sleep of Hand!

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We are pencil in the hand of the Creator!

cbrass:
Bro na car I Talk nw... I Didn't say keke napep

Na d same tin na, shebi the keke get 3 Tyres.

kilokeys:
i dey snore fire so she better know now o..

with love sha.. snoring go sound like Orchestra concert. trombone on E minor

You think so?

You neva hear some kind snore wey dey sound like generator!

Those ones are unbearable o.

cbrass:
I believe anything Is possible

Thanks In Advance

U fit swap with my Tricycle( keke napep)
It has a gear problem, and the two tyres at the back don spoil. The roof dey leak but d body still dey clean sha!

I believe anything is possible too! If you fit come make we finish d deal.

It is fake,
Download cpu z from google playstore and check out the phone spec and compare it to the one online.

Or

Remove the battery and insert it back, press the home button, the volume down key and the power button together simultaneously.

Upload the screenshot and let see.

Drealflex:
I need past experiences and help from doctors in the house, this is really happening to me, and am in great need and humbly asking for help. The things is whenever I play football after some running I get this pain on my left testicles, it hurts and after 2 to 3 days it stops and relieves me. Please help a brother out. Thanks

Maybe you should change your trousers or boxers, I guess they might be too tight.

Some belt can also cause waist pain too.

You have nothing 2 worry about, don't listen to those foolish guys.

Sorry to disappoint you sister, it is Impossible to upgrade a curve 2.

Except if it is a curve 3.

Is she an Orobo.
I mean
Is ur girlfriend Fat

Na glo bis sure pass now ooooo

kingdvd:
pls guys how long does it take to do Q5 factory reset?
i just did mine due to malfunction and its taking more than an hour to come bk, still booting!!
anyone with a knowledge pls help

If it doesnt boot up after another hour, your only option is to use autoloader to reset it

feioye:
Please friends, i need your inputs, am femi by name. I started dating a lady november last year 2014, although we have been friends for lk 3 months before that time. I actually love this lady bt am yet to get the return... LOVE from her. I do the calling, chatn nd every other thing a responsible guy shd do but to my amusement, she kept telling me she is not in Love after five(5) months along the line, that her love will grow over time . We all knw that it shd be a vise versa of a thing i.e each part ought to play his/her part for things to wrk out. as it is nw am getting tired of the stuff. WHAT CAN I DO?

Maybe it's time to talk Some sense into her. Tell her you deserve more than what you are getting from the relationship.

Joel3:
she told my friend she like sleep with me. I am attractive and she just can't resist not doing it each time she sees me around.

I was alone in my friend house. and she entered with only pant and short singlet.

but she was scared to seduce me on mere looking at my eyes. we only talk and she couldn't mustered the mind to start it.

the truth is I don't find her attractive and she is a runs girl. she move with men for money. one is currently paying her house rent.

she went further to tell my friend that when she entered she almost make attempt to rush me on the bed and then I was only on boxers.

my friend told me not to do it she just want to use and dump me. she is a runs girl and useless girl with her escapade of sucking men dick and swallowing men sperm.

what do you suggest I do? she like talking to me when I am around even when I am not interested.

My friend don't let five minute pleasure put u in trouble. You should Find a way to avoid the girl if you can, the disadvantages is more than the pleasure! You fit Contact STD sef.

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]For the sanity of the internet, guys please don't ever leave your laptop where a goat will find it.[/color]

DO YOU REALLY MEAN LAPTOP OR YAM!!!