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kilokeys: CU should b better. no dull urself . haba
ur 1st class is surest at CU. ur actual grades are guaranteed, no bribing, no hating.
MORE Money though. but its worth it.


i rep FUTA class 2010. Agricultural Engineering.

Ladystewie: leaf dem oh...

naijaboiy: MG MG MG
Somebody please get me a handkerchief let me clean my eyes....Did you just say that ....
She said i'm cute...

Awwwww

Ladystewie: am badt like dat

Oluwatola5: awnnnnn......i'm blushing ....thanks for the mention dearie

jeffizy: 4 mentions in a minute? Hey, I'm having dinner abeg.

LordMecuzy: RUBBISH THREAD.

sexzskil: 1. Most nairaland dudes are sex starved! This is true, go over all their posts and the discovering will be shocking.

2. 45.9 percent of females in Nairaland are scam. Anyway, some of them take the anonymity of the forum to enjoy the blessings of being females, u know what i mean. Lol

3. 69.5 percent of Nairalanders are real jobless, idle and hopeless people in real life. They vent their frustration by opening unecessary threads, cursing fellow members at every given opportunity, etc.

4. 80 percent of members rely on Nairaland for fun and relaxation while the rest 20 percent depend heavily on the forum for information.

5. 70 percent of Nairalanders' lives will be so boring without the forum.

6. 95 percent of core Nairalanders highly regard Seun, the founder.

7. Nairaland MODS are very biased, sadistic, ignorant and pathetic. Sorry Nwakagwe of Politics section, fact remains fact!

8. 87 percent of new members barely gve a damn who the owner of the forum is.

9. 15 percent of Nairalanders are so reserved. They rarely comment on any thread except when very necessary. Some actually registered to comment on certain ''touching'' issues and that is d end.

10. 95 percent of dudes on Nairaland are lonely and desperately looking for a companion.

Feel free to add more.

Seun, Mods, etc, THIS IS ABOUT NAIRALAND MEMBERS, DO THE NEEDFUL!!

Cabinbiscuit: I was in a bus coming down to Onitsha last week when a lady got her phone stolen in the bus...she was going to main market and so was I. I called her, went to an ATM withdrew 15k and replaced her tecno p5 for her. Did I ask for her number or anything? no, I didn't. we are all not the same.

tonytony208: let us not cover up our goof bro. We goofed big time. Our forefathers goofed big time. Alaafin and Afonja were too short sighted to see into the future. Afonja came back to himself, but Alaafin was too proud to see beyond his nose. If he had known a day like this would come, he would have helped Afonja to chase out the fulani and am certain Afonja would have accepted Alaafin as his lord afterwards. But ikúbàbáyèyé was only interested in flexing ego. I don't know if there is something yoruba land can do about this.

Naavah: Dem neva born the guy. *sips viju*

Hiroshize: If you see maths and thinking ba...i leave office work dey solve riddle hehehe , i go show you the pic sef

MadCow1: Until Nkechi with a big yansh and breas+ waka pass your front.

Niggas.

Hiroshize: so.....

whitecat007: Who else wrote the epistle without stating the bush you came from? of course! I'm so referring to you! I will not sit back and let you slippery slime take a swipe at Lagos at every chance you get. Lagos is mine to protect and yours to obsess.