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Getting more nervous, may Allah grant us our heart desire ![]() |
olayinkux: Hello guys pls what's d cutoff for mass comm a friend of mine scored 199 that's why am asking on her behalfheard all course is 180 |
Ishilove: Lol. It is a warning to you men that love beautiful women.what shud we then luv?? Ishilove: These mami wata girls have the spirit of seduction so when you get close to them, you experience 'Brain Relocation Syndrome': when your brain relocates from your head to your netherparts. You begin to reason with your 'third leg' as a result. You will sleep with her, she takes your sperm to her kingdom, your life becomes royally fuccked up etc etc:O :O .... ![]() Ishilove: Men, when you encounter a very determined marine agent who is not 'ready to give up on you', you should be able to ask God for divine discernment to be able to sense her mission.how u go no say na marine agent ![]() Ishilove: If not for Chuk's gift, he would have 'entered the place' and all would have been lost.and what is the probability that he ddnt end up entering the place nor loose evritin?? Ishilove: Also, MEN, if a lady tells you that she will not give up on you, be very very suspicious...the only point u said that i agree with, no question. |
Oda, its okay, u guys shud stop the arguement and forget the thread!!! |
Ishilove: Lol. All these mami wata babes enh... Destiny wasters, that's what they all are.When we tell you men to control yourselves, una no go gree.ur ansa is dis ROY: “I am attracted to power, Chuks, and you are powerful. I can feel it. I want you, Chuks and I usually get what I want. I still have some more days with you. I’m not giving up.so, no b our fault!! ![]() |
![]() but that was wow!!! 0m0, bros eh, u dey try, ah gbadun u.....double tuale for u.. |
harmeenart: Thanks for sharing.May Allah reward you.i meant that, in a situation while prayin, for example, lets say a snake was found, u can break from the Solat to get rid of the snake, if ur body hadnt deviated much from the Qiblah, and if u are doubting wether u had deviated much or not, ur conscience shud b the judge... Anoda gud example is wen, ppl are charging in the mosque and u notice someone wu is not the owner of the fone tryin to take it, otherwise, steal, u can run after the thief, if posibu, apprehend, and go back to ur solah, if only u hadnt deviated much from the Qiblah. Understood? ![]() |
Obinnau: Just passing. Anyway, nice story plot.LOL ![]() |
Salam Alaykum, most of ur pray without knowing that our solah is void, check this out and determine ursef if u had always had an acceptable solat.... [size=15pt]WHAT NULLIFIES SOLAH[/size] 1. Willful negligence of any essential posture of Salah like Rukooh, Sujood, etc. 2. Talking. 3. Laughing. 4. Eating or drinking. 5. Uncovering parts of the body that should be covered. 6. Diverging from the direction of the Qiblah. 7. Excessive movement, which is not part of Salah. 8. Anything that nullifies Wudu. 9. Nt postrating fully before leaving rukooh, nt standing straight before going to sujood, nt sujooding properly before sitting and not sitting down fully before going into sujood. All these nullifies one's Solah [size=15pt]WHAT DOES NOT NULLIFY SOLAT[/size] * To carry a baby during prayer, if the need arises * To pray with shoes on, if the shoes are free from any impurities * To take a few steps while keeping shoulders facing the Qiblah, if needed * To move your palm slightly to return a greeting * To say SubhanAllah for males, and to clap for females, to indicate to the Imam that a mistake occurred and needs to be corrected * To correct and help the Imam if he has made a mistake in his recitation * To make necessary movements when needed such as: wiping the nose, scratching, etc. If any emergency arises during prayer and you must leave prayer you should make one Tasleem to the right side only, take care of the matter quickly, and complete the prayer from where you ended, in as much as your face has not deviated from Qiblah. If the matter takes a long time, then redo the prayer from the start |
Enjoin |
Hobbit |
I was watching a comedy show one day(not of recent though), it was between Julius Agwu and Funke Akindele, i had no idea whatsoever what they were discussing before, but as i tuned in, the following conversation ensued: Funke Akindele: who run the world? The audience chorused...."girls" Julius Agwu: who run the girls? The audience chorused...."boys" Funke Akindele: who born the boys? The audience chorused...."girls" at this point, Julius Agwu was speechless, and it showd on his face, just as Funke Akindele was about to celebrate her victory, he came bak Julius Agwu: who push the thing??(describin it by touchin his .... and pushing it forward lyk Michael Jackson) the audience laughed buh still chorused "boys" ![]() |
Ejevis: yes,wll bring it to zaria for u,wen we cme for clearance by God grace.AMEEN |
usermane: Peace.and who told u that the Prophet saw God with his two eyes or that God has limbs....if am nt mistaken, the fact that God uses hands, eyes, legs and other parts of the body to describe himsef does that mean that he has and if he does its exactly like man's, have u forgotten that animals have limbs? And do they resemble humans? |
Continuation.... After some days, we had believed we wiped them away, still at the camp, i and my co-armed men were busy discussing as it was late in the night, not long we started, we started hearing exchange of fire again, we were dumb-strucked, because we never expected it, at the same time, we did not leave the point we were, why u may ask, there were policemen outside, they must have countered those boys, still i was having doubts, i told my colleagues we should go to the spot where there was exchange of fire, but they were reluctant, "oga, abeg, those policemen they there jare, make we rest tonight, at least, wetin dem cum do for here, no be to assist us? Abeg make we enjoy small" i was at first carried away by what my colleague said, and felt he was right, the policemen should also taste their own meal. But at the same time, i was skeptical, i was really doubting the capabilities of the policemen, i then told my colleagues, "let us go and see things for ourselves, you know those policemen are not as experienced as we are, and beside, do you not think the can run out of bullet, if they mistakenly do and those boys overpower them and eventually killed them, what do you think we would explain to our superiors for their loss?? Where were we when they were being shot, what were we doing, would we be able to answer those questions?? Ofcos we cannot, so, lets go and see what is happening" my last point really touched them, they were speechless, we had earlier been warned that we must not loose any civilian, not for anything, less we had a tangible explanation, if we now lost the policemen, what excuse would we have given, when anyone hears any gunshot, we had to appear there before any body did, what would have become of us, would we have been demoted?, various questions ran through them, and i could notice it, i then interrupted their thoughts, "let us leave at once." luckily for me, they stood up, reached for their weapons and started moving without uttering a word, by the time i got there(because i was at the front and they were initially reluctant to move), i found out that the policemen had ran outta bullets and were hiding their heads behind a guide, i quickly called upon my mates and shouted that the policemen had run out of arms, immediately they heard, they ran to the spot, we started exchanging fires and fortunately for us, the Boko Harams ran out of bullets and ran away, although we gunned down some of them. When they were out of sight, the policemen started thanking us, an Inspector(thats what the narrator called him) thanking me and saying "thank you oga, no mind those people" (holding his heads and maybe thanking his stars) not long later, we followed the boys and we headed deep into a thick forest, we followed them, they were leaving a trace behind unknowingly, it took us 2days, we got to their hideout, it was a large forest and the Boko boys there were almost uncountable, we tried gunning the once we could down but unfortunately we ran out of bullets, we ran for our lifes and wen we could see a bill-board, i noticed we were in GOMBE!!! |
Rilwayne001: It seems you do not know anythin about the crusadegaskiya wahalai, that has been their bone of contention, studying Muslims rather than Islam, nd i keep hammering it |
olumorinmoses: he was evasive!!!!!!!!!!!!haba! Egbon....how?? |
Has anyone had the problem of GTA IV not loading ![]() Nokia X2-00 am fed up and i really love the game, i have downloaded from over 15 different websites from google, all have the same problem, is it that it cannot load on a java phone or wat![]() I need ideas please |
aaronson: Your sweat alone accounts for 80percent of your body dirtiness and odour not to talk of tiny particles in the air which you can't see.hmmm ![]() |
Ejevis: hahaha u wont kll me barackodam u re nw my mouthpiece abi? ![]() anitin for a bro |
olumorinmoses: u are damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wanna knw ur aggre and state of origin.me, civil engr, 206, kwara him, econs, ..., benue |
Almuhsin:well, try urs and c |
Have you ever wondered why this happens.... ![]() Water, soap and sponge cleans our body, what makes our towel dirty? |
olumorinmoses: what was ur aggregate and what course did u apply for?he applied for econs, ddnt say iz aggregate |
Almuhsin: I think u should call one of ABU's numbers on their website and tell them about d passports. Your problem will b rectifiable if u ve submitted ur JAMB slip.story....ayaf called those numbas taya....d 4 of them, it neva rung, nt for 1ce |
Lateef9961: Sum tyms i wonda wu i am but i belive in God,i belive in hopeful,i belive in a.b.u and i wil make it dix year.same here bro |
zeeace: why on earth will you sai it's no big deal? It really is.most people like that end up having problem with the school.if it not rectify.so d'nt sound as if he should relax he gat to find his way out of that shit.it's deal.okay, wat shud he do? |
davo90tico: Emmmm bro there is sometin called cyber cafe duh!!!!dt shows dt u thought b4 u tld d lie ![]() |
Herdelove: A frnd of my pics was change after d released of putme result,wat is solution,if u are in dis situation let chat on whatapps or 2go.08067408529,Herdebash@2go.com.GOD!!! Ddnt u guys read dt u shud 4get abt it, its no big deal!!! ![]() |
Olatund19: Shey dis pple no wan release d admin list ni?God knows, pray abt it |
Nastydroid: i haven't hold a phone for 2months now...yet i neva die.wch 1 u use comment nw? |
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