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erusen:
I wan bring Dr olukoya

You no need am. We are more than capable

ElCule:
Rumours making rounds that, Roman Abramovic is keeping close tabs on Apostle barackohanso and bishop dmcdad. It would be recalled that in the tail end of 2015, the duo organised fasting and prayers to see chelsea get over its dark days.
"two powerful Nigerian men came to our rescue when the skies seem cloudy for us. At first, I thought it was a joke because they are Nigerians but now I believe. My team is yet to lose a match since the begining of the year. We need spiritual backup now more than ever, their services will be apriciated at the stanford bidge" the Russian billionaire was quoted as saying.
Our source also confirmed that Abramovic is at the Nigerian embassy in moscow processing some papers before heading to Nigeria for meeting with the two anoited men of...

See una life? Una do us judas because of a juicy contract with chelsea, shey na only una waka come? Kontinu.

Judas ke? Dmcdad and I are only doing God's work
Our next target now na Marc bartra aka 'the new puyil' since we don stabilize Chelsea

Cc: sebod

erusen:
how much dey wan pay

Refer to coded01. Na our financial secretary be that

dmcdad:
If you dey in the spirit like us you go know wetin dey happen to am.

Abi barackohandso, you remember winning wey them suppose win under Mourinho but I prophesied that it wouldn't come to pass because Hazard enter bush. And that match them suppose win am if not for Hazard.

So sebod, na Hazard never ready. Anyday wey him ready, make Neymar dey fear be that because Hazard go collect him spot back (for him dream that is).

I remember jare. You dey mind sebod? Him sef know say we be authentic, he just wan dey whine ni. Anyways be like say he want fasting and praying parols for 'the new puyil' too

sebod:

Kontunu you hear. Kontunu!

sebod:
He never said you are real either
Until Batra steps up, I will not let you and your co pastor rest.

Oh you for just talk say na the fasting and praying parol you want for 'the new puyil'. Like say you don talk since we for don arrange something for am

dmcdad:
Chai! I don die ehhhh! Na me and barackohandso. Besides, sebod say we be fake. So which one we go believe now?

So our fasting and praying don come turn global news now. E don help them move from that 16th wey dem dey to 13th and dem don dey unbeaten since we finish am, so tay na to come dey troll our thread remain. And sebod still talk say we be fake?

As e dey go now na to dey receive fasting and praying jobs oh both locally and internationally

Mcleo007:
Reality...

Lol

nonsoroyalty:
person wey no dey come online

He dey come na. Na hiding things. He dey on Saturday dey pray make malaga score one more after dem equalize


Na when season first start treble sure for am. Now na bass or soprano

nonsoroyalty:
krasid used to.......

He still is…

nonsoroyalty:
every threads needs an official clown

So who's the official clown for our thread ?

dmcdad:
Everyone likes money. Heck, even Messi likes money. But there is a limit to everything.

Na so. You like money pass

Chelseafan1:
waka fast abeg, I wan sweep floor.

Sweep floor this night?

Chanchit:
Why this place come empty like this na?!
My people how markate



Na wa o, everywhere just empty, Dj abeg pack, this guys no ready for free party weh I wan do for them.

Party?? For this Sahara thread?

E go be like funeral

dmcdad:
Arsenal the most useless club ever! If them no chop am home and away for our hand, I go vex for MSN.

At this rate the MSN that will deal with them could be Munir-Sandro-Neymar



The normal MSN would be BRUTALITY

sebod:
Yes! They got the deserved draw.

Barca- Madrid =4-0
Barca- Betis = 4-0
Madrid-Betis.= 1-1

Real Madrid = Betis.

ollah1:
1 ALL

perfect weekend for us. One game in hand plus clashes with both madrid clubs @ nou camp sets everything up perfectly to win our 8th liga title in 11 years

And to think we still have a game in hand ^^^



With real madrid still coming to camp nou

y'all couldn't even beat Betis! Betis!

And you still have plans of winning the liga




Funny lots

sebod:
Betis doing me proud now, who saw that jaw drubbing goal against Navas?
I just hope they can maintain the spirit to the end.

If they can get a draw it'll be like a cup win for them

ollah1:
It's not about winning it tho. It's about them been in the distant third position.

Nothing is as sexy as seeing Madrid placed in the third slot comfortably.

It makes no difference which position they end. 2nd, 3rd or 4th; as long as they don't win the league. Except they finish outside the top 4 in which case they won't be playing the UCL (which is impossible no matter how bad they are), then they and atleti can wrestle the 2nd and 3rd position from themselves

ElCule:
thats correct, does that sound like a good news?

Maybe not, but it's not a bad news either. Real madrid won't win the league; that's one thing I'm sure of, and you can take that to the bank.

Chelseafan1:
lmaooo....you are no more my friend

Why? Because I talk true?

ollah1:
A bad one really. I always want them to win and be around barca rather than that shitty team. I would have loved them to win the match and lose the next one against us . Chai


Madrid to drop points tho

When it comes to the liga, I'm not worried about real madrid. There's a reason they've won only 1 liga title in the past 7 years

jstbeinhonest:
Hopefully,we would trash them next week....i have always said it,dont drop any point till March 1 and win the title.

Don't know about trashing but I'm positive we'll beat them next week

ElCule:
Bad news
Ask me why.

Let me guess. Real madrid will overtake Atletico??

Chelseafan1:
Only if Hazard comes on and bangs in a brace

Hazard scoring these days is akin to mikel scoring

So no excuses you're hosting me

Atletico Madrid 0-0 Sevilla Full Time
So we stay top even with our game in hand

Meanwhile…

10-man sevilla holding Atletico madrid at the calderon

Good news

Chelseafan1:
Best of Fabregas I've seen this season, even before the red card

Femi you go host me for arsenal thread today oh

Seems the year's second party will happen here. I'll make sure to not miss it. Yesterday's party at united thread wasn't döpe

Our Suarezitooooooooo is 29 years today. Let's wish him a happy birthday




Happy birthday to the world's best striker


What's your best Suarez goal in a Barca shirt? Mine is his winning strike against real madrid in the clasico at camp nou last season. It was ecstatic

Pique was missed today btw



So much for an average player…