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Blazing99:
Sorry but where does this Pulse.ng get news from? Do they have journalists? It's obvious these guys just want to draw traffic by posting incredulous stories in their news blog.

As for me, once I see that the source is Pulse.ng, I get a feeling the story was fabricated.

lovely point u made there. Thats exactly what was on my mind. Any news that doesnt av picture to quantify it, is fabricated.

buskie13:
Jonathan won frustrate all the youths dem finish...

admission into de university is one thing the president should look into...

jamb is making hell of money from registration alone



abeg....federal govt should do something...I'm tired too but won't attempt suicide

Lol... I was in ur shoes b4. after 3ys i Ieft sec Schl, I come get small sense say I suppose enter poly, den finish, enter uni tru DE. I did that. here I am in the best university in Nigeria. na God win. my nigga find another means, even if its tru Ijmb or diploma, don't rely on jamb

manydgreat:
thats grt bro. reading at night running business n other activities in day time.
wat kind of biz sir and how do u manage to get info and dissiminate as the course rep.? and don,t u attend classes.
sorry to ask...wanna learn frm ur system.

as d class rep, I got other class reps number, those we share courses together, I also created a group on whatsapp where every information is been passed across. those not on whatsapp, I send text msg to dem and ask dem to pass across to others.
for my kind of business, am an engineer of laptops and phones, learnt it b4 I got admission. I only work on d software aspect of phones, I don't loose.
how do I advertise my business? I got a shop without paying a dime. I can't really expose much of myself here. give me your whatsapp line. I will tell u how I go abt everytin

khassy:
why am I always on front page sef

sign of good tinz brotherly

khassy:
prof tech ventures
see as you done expose yourself ... thank God .. I done catch you.... scholar abii
I d book 5K out of your 94K sha

hahahah......baba u catch me true true. lmao.

my nigga, am into what u are asking. I run my business and studies together, am even d class rep in my class. Our semester result just came out, am d best in my class, though dragging d top with a girl dat does notin but read read and read. How did i tend to achieve dis, if u ask me, i disciplined myself to study at night, run my business and other activites during d day. U may be like, it seems dis guy is studying in one of dis non seriou schl, dats y i av dis time. I'm a student of unilorin. With all dis dat am into, i still make sure all my class mates get every information dey needed as d class rep. So my nigga, u can do it, but u av to determine dat u must succeed in schl. Plan ur reading time table and work towards it. Am quite sure all unilorites will know me by my biz name if dey see it here, due to my advert in schl.

ElFenomeno1:
if they just dish out loans to every Di ck, Tom and Harry, you won't be wallowing in abject poverty.
THINK

u don't understand what that gentle man said. every staff of a bank has maximum privilege to loan money than an outsider. intact they can load money to buy a house, and they will be deducting it from their salary, so tell me, how can such bank sack such a worker when they know he has no other means to pay back than from the salary.

I hope those telecom guys are here on naira land. so they can find a way of compensating their old customers. if one should should calculate the money spent on recharge card/airtime, mehn, you should be called a billionaire by it. I still gbadun mtn, they've never change their name or sold out their company.

Iamsynord:
lol..Played it like...
We use to use The round stuff in the Music cassette as ball
Coke cap- Arsenal
Gold Spot,Limca,7up bottle

baba e be like say na me and u dey play am. Back den, we will go out in search of canter. Hit d head, use d inside to round it, write numbers of their head. Mehn, i love dos days. I dont even know what d children of nowadays will gist their kids what dey are enjoying now.

Arlex:
I smell lies.... 100k? For what na...just da 10min pleasure, Na so d man stupid reach?

maybe na the olosho gurl package deceive the guy

Dontripsy:
I believe that there is a way but I don't know about it yet. There is a guy on here who claims he can do it. He has a thread in this section. U can check it out.
If I discover anything on it, I'll let you know.
Still trying to change my htc one v imei no.

htc and Samsung are both in dsame shoes.thanks. pls post d link here

Dontripsy:
I once had a problem like yours. It turned out my memory card was the cause. I bought a new one and i was good to go. Get anoda SD card of atleast 8gb. Try and see

Tanks better person. it workin now. is there any way i can change my Samsung imei number? mobile uncle and mtk engineering mode doesn't work on samsung

barnabas91:
pls i need u guys. kudus 2 ur work. i just got a fairly used phone SAMSUNG GALAXY GRAND, it keeps saying "there was a problem parsing the package"....pls how can i resolve this issue.

som1 Shud pls answer me na

pls i need u guys. kudus 2 ur work. i just got a fairly used phone SAMSUNG GALAXY GRAND, it keeps saying "there was a problem parsing the package"....pls how can i resolve this issue.

ebankole:
You are doing something,perhaps expecting something,putting so much efforts to see to its success.
The lord said, it comes with its trials and challenges but if you'd put more efforts,time,energy and above all pray? It will come out a success.

Bless u

thank u sir. D grace and anointing of God upon your life shall never be cut short in Jesus name.

Oprahlopex:
Pastor bankole
Good for morning pls can u interpret my dream pls as u do so GOd bless u.i saw my self putting on a very beautiful high heels shoe ad walking majestically ad one of my leg step on something i almost fall

i dont know if i should say dis to u or wait 4 pastor Bakare.
D shoe represent blessins, favour. High heel means upliftment, greater height, promotion. Hitting ur feet on somtin dat nearly made u fall is PRIDE. God wil endow u wit his blessings, infact u r already bless, but u need to be careful not to allow pride set in.
God bless u as u yield 2 his warnings.

pls i need an interpretation to dis drm, i had it lastnite.
I was in a place whr i cant vividly recall, but i know i had no fear, i felt safe, like i was in my house.
That is not even my worries, d major tin was dat i was probably rearing a chicken, cox i knw i do rear chickens wen i was a boy. The chicken hatches it eggs, den i went to d cage to luk at d one dat was left, in my mind, maybe it was rain dat fell on it dat made it not to hatch (a common tin wit egss wen water touches dem; dey cnt hatch), i tuk d egg on my hand, den suddenly i noticed it d shell was cracking, d chick was tryin to get out of it using its beak. It broke it and came out.
That was wen i woke up.
Pls who can help out wit d interpretation. I want a confirmation to wht d spirit is telling me. God bless u

firstEVA:
what type of fan, standing fan or ceiling fan

lmao. All join

firstEVA:
hmmmmmm, ur right I suppose

chop knuckle. Ur number1 fan

firstEVA:
are you saying it can hold down a human being too?

lmao...not at all, but it wil giv u a lil bit of tough time to ease ursef off d gum, with d help of ur hands. U knw, dt is wht birds or dis rodents lacks, which makes it possible for d glue to pin them down. D guy who tot of dis needs kudos frm me, better dan poison dt meks dem smell al over d house.

firstEVA:
Rat gum caught an Owl

An owl is too big to be caught by a rat gum, I am suspicious of this news. Owls are not usually this small.

av u tried steppin ur two feet on it 2 c hw gummy it is.

Ehimenboy:
I don't accept any rankings if it's not from Webometrics or NUC!!!

God bless u for that statement. We are stil in the 1st month of 2015 and some yeye website is bringing out ranking. I proudly represent BETTER BY FAR UNILORIN. The last time i checked webometric, we are no1. One luv 2 al unilorites and lovers of d schl.

hello guys, i will really appreciate if someone that is sure of the answer to help me out with some programing questions, i will be writing java exam on the 26th of this month, which is nextweek monday. The questions goes thus:

(a) (i) Write a java statement that declares console to be a Scanner object for inputting data from the standard input device.
(ii) Write Java statements that declare and initialize the following named constants: SECRET of type int initialized to 11; RATE of type double initialized to 12. 50

(b) Given a quadratic equation:
ax^2 + bx + c = 0
a != 0 (a not equal to 0)
Write a detailed java program for implementing the quadratic equation.

oga Femi4, teach us how to catch a fish, dont catch it 4 us. you know what i mean sir. show us how we can unlock it free on our own

trent101:
pls i nid urgent help house, my system Dell , inspiron N4050 , icore 3 is so slow, always showing not responding and it takes up to 3mins for a file to open , bt after the first delay everything sims to go back to normal, it no longer takes long to open a file , bt it kips showing not responding from time to time. how do i solve dis problem plsssssssssssssssssss.

u need to upgrade the ram. if its 2gb, make it 4gb. it will enhance d speed.

AutosBay:
If God has truly told you who will win and you refuse mentioning the name of the winner, then I'm sure God didn't tell you anything, because if you are sure, you would be bold to say it, you are even skeptical.

Chai! See human beings. If it was prophet TB Joshua that reveal it, you guys will lambast him with whatever possible words u can rain on him. I love the way he even said it. If u can read inbetween the lines, u will know who he is referring to. Ise opolo ni

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