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Romance / Re: Why Most Ladies Find It Difficult To Open Up On Nairaland. by Bars(m): 7:18pm On Feb 03, 2015
richommie:


lol...diaris God



Jack, jack grin
Rap Battles / Re: *** ~ Battle Of The Steeled Warlords - JOEmystic Vs GIYAZZ!! ~ *** by Bars(m): 7:15pm On Feb 03, 2015
gottoboy:
G'iyazz βε getting wacker errday, brb Fo̶̷̩̥̊͡Я my verds



Lwkm gottoboy
Rap Battles / Re: Things You Didn't Know About EMINEM -marshall Mathers by Bars(m): 7:04pm On Feb 03, 2015
goshikid:
henhen.. was he an alien before? grin



Lol
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 6:58pm On Feb 03, 2015
richommie:
u smoke weed? u must siick in d head! grin grin



Lmao..!!! Dwp better verze jawe tongue
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 6:54pm On Feb 03, 2015
Goshkid nd bruce...dea fear 2 brawl me grin

Btwn


C/O

Elymax...jst 7bars wit pers shocked tongue
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 6:43pm On Feb 03, 2015
richommie:


reply yhu later.

meanwhile take dis intro

it's unfortunate this punk asss . .is .a lonely person/ . . .cos he's rap don't give im a token penny/ . . .the Amount of "time time". . .we see in ya bars. .prolly show u beginning to apply sosiqdude story telling!!!/


if d chimp try to cheat me/. . .I slice his chin. .and give dogs the meat/

. .call me "anti biologist". . .am puttin ya lungs under ya toes to make u breath out wit d feet!!!/


Lol..impress me mor grin boy
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 5:44pm On Feb 03, 2015
Darkrebel666:


Satanic !!

grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 5:34pm On Feb 03, 2015
sosiqdude:



Your student alfaace is d0per than you

Wack goblin


no one here wil undastn dz fool/
lyk seriously...d wacko may bite 'ibime' 2 faze mah boy..if he could/
all i gat 2do is 2 'refiren him' since his claimin he's 'crude/
as i flow non stop on each 'cut' lyk ...haemophiliac would/
i wil surely kil dz nerd 4ormin 'fishionable'...wen i gv him an injured swagger...as i mak him 'dress his wound/

cuz a wack lyricist he is/
a prouduct of abiogenesis coz he emerged 4frm his poor cunt mum faeces/
nd am a pugilist...reason y am kickn ur 'balls 4frm d corner'...like set pieces/


So tfu...sossiqdude grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 5:22pm On Feb 03, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
Lets go...


Yo! Jack bauer/ in 24 damn hours/ i flex muscles to show case that power/ f@gs cower/ cos behind these bars is where they rot in ..... like food that's soured/
your climax is the start of elymax tower/
i could take this flows to the sky, n compete with humidity/
i'm sick, while you pose immunity/
i laugh when a nigga wack, but tries to prove he witty/
warriblood drop bars, i click like, that's humility/ did'nt like the bars tho, but the stupidity/
see, max is amazing/
i wash my hands in chad basin/ before a plate of eba! I'm having a great meal/
this rap which i'm blazing/ is ultimate, yeah i drank some gulder/ so i'm high! call max ur ruler/ still i bodybag in stupor/
any nigga punching back's a loser/
i swing blades .... we'll see his fist in the air .... Hand of budder/
mik been ducking nd biting ..... Dracular untold/
cos if he faced me i'll let that atittude unfold/
i bag this 'b1tch' like u.s animal control/
aim his brain, clips flare in excess/
macs round off his 0.005 IQ to the nearest S.F/ (significant figure)
sersly, kim is the king of dummies/ he needs his lyrics polished/ nd stop 'these queer plays' like dismissed crosses/
i roll shots at him, he'll reply? Pfft He's too slugishh/
but i keep hitting this r.etard with this slug ishh/
sex starved, cherryice ignored the fool's pep/ talk, "he's too densed"/
"you're not helping matters at all" the boo said/
stick to f@gs, nigga, you're more than good there/
but control that third little leg/
cos if you cross my zone .... You'll get whipped with the world's middle belt/
i attack your body .... split ur soul to seven .... like tom riddle's self/
my freestyle is hot/ if he tries reply this shots/
i punch his cheek, till his 'chin knows' i dislike the 'shots'/
he's got strained brain like his mind distorts/
the lines the elf is flexing sucks/
claiming king? Mhen, he best give up/
before i dump his ass in hot oil .... To see if he's 'fryable' ... like sedimenatry rocks/
what's with the elementary talks?/ i'm killing a compound fool/
this written is somehow cruel/
i know, i just wanted to finish the dumb tout too/
he's so wack in audio ... he's in o4kaa school/
but he won't graduate .... the weakling will drop out soon/



nigga, reply lets roll grin

elymax-cray

wetn bdz ? grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 5:08pm On Feb 03, 2015
richommie:



nice!!! grin grin grin


Lwkm Tfu...u dnt worth d full diss reason y I delete sum
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 5:00pm On Feb 03, 2015
richommie:


I can't reply diss

Okay..

U ask 4 Diss grin grin

Bastard.. tongue

My spits gon be bold/. .to bribe this bitch off his own/. .the truth gon be told/. .on how I'll have dogs feast on his bones/. .u think I'll script all these dope/. .?
for u to sit on the throne/. .u're 'clearly lieing'. .for this tailor would 'tear his linen'. .if hes tryna. . .
'Reap what he's sown'/. . !!!?
(rip what hes sewn)

Yea. .
I'll live a stitch on his throat/. .for forming still!
I rape his mum. .
While hes repping the gays/. .what i Tell is the fact/. .this nerdy is wack/. .
I'll have him 'kept in a bag '/. . .his famz? They'll be struck with fear,the moment the try. . .
'Bailing' the cat/. .!!!(Belling the cat)

Now

hes pictured me nailing his mum. .for real/. .and he knows Clearly hes lost duh win/. .'I'll bring guns and knives' so its best 'the bitch runs and hide'. . .or
He'll 'develop cold feet here'. . Even before i start raining insults on him/. .!!!


U not strong u knw ? Reason y my boy 'alfa ace' strike off dis bitch/. .nd later gather peeps 2 come and bury oFf d fam/. .

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 4:51pm On Feb 03, 2015
Dklef:


forget that thing!

Nor be only you dey nyansh her.....you knw?
So allow the dude to help you keep guard on her since nor be there you dey skull naa cheesy



Chaii...klef
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 4:15pm On Feb 03, 2015
sosiqdude:



Your student alfaace is d0per than you

Wack goblin



Lwkmd...dats wat we pary 4....wack bastard grin

Enjoy d whupin wey my boi go serve u...so stay calm nd huge ya death shocked
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 4:13pm On Feb 03, 2015
Joshuabase:
I'm not antisocial . . I'd just rather socialise in the real world rather than "Online".

Bars which dept. You dey?


Micro bio.

Via 3lv
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 4:10pm On Feb 03, 2015
Dklef:


hehe


Lmao..!!!so klef u dea give ham liver ? shocked
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 4:08pm On Feb 03, 2015
gottoboy:

Email me your facebook control


Iguess he hasn't joined NL back in those days


Ɣǝ̥§! But twas once upon α time though


«´¨`°•.◦ †нªηк's ◦.•°´¨`» | ¸.•* (¸.•*
´♥`*•.,)`*• bro


Been long ii played †ЂA̶̲̥̅† thiing, itried it yesterday mehn the latest disk take style diff



Lol..so u sabii play self ? Tho I dea try grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bars(m): 9:35am On Feb 03, 2015
richommie:


am beast in game/ . . .cos all bars I spit re volcano and dey can kill dis gay/
. . .so he better not reply or diss d great/ . . .before I use an "axe" to "cut him" like an English name!!!/

"couteem"

this blabber iii see wot hardened me venture/ . .moment I kidnap his ex. .to put im in a rapid thick tension/ . . .
so he shud better start readin his "maths textbook" cos d only way to find "x" is by applying quadratic equation!!!/

I dey blow head scatter/. . .den me and ma gee. . .go show dis slow vet waka/
. . .I was born wit a silver spoon and cup. . .but if u tryna touch "jay cup". . wouldn't hesitate slaying u infront of Joseph father!!!/



okay

richhommie...is one of d gr8 NL wack pauper/
whus luv spittn lame shit 'majestically'.....mordan is brain dull father/
buh b4 smachn off dz short dull rapper/
u'al wil tink am attackin him wit ..U.S dollar/
wen i 'pound' is coconut head..on mortal/


dz poor bastard claimin richhomie ?/
wen poverty has turn is 'p-man' head down slope/
tawkn abt his mum nd sis ?....dea al knw me/
cuz mah 'big dick' is wah dea luv suckn all day...hahahaha tinkn dats sounds funny ?/


see dude...BARS is mordan 'kenny'....cuz i strike hard n kills goons 4frm east 2 'west/
buh since dz hommie wanna test?/
i wil slot a dagger 2 is head nd later spill off his chest/

better dz skinny lad dnt reply dis...dissin/
nd truely are fans will surely..found him missin/
wen i suddenly call him 2 glory/
cuz dz bitch gat natn 'upstair'...lyk is pop 'house down story/ grin
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 8:15am On Feb 03, 2015
Darkrebel666:


Listen barbie.. why will I have to lie?, especially to a small girl? or you think I'm tryna impress you or what?
I have no video cos most of the battles were spontaneous ..I was just in class when my friends dragged me to one Airtel Rap battle series going on in the sport centre..no preparation, no pre-written. and I won the thing (it lasted for 5 weeks--every Friday)
I have more than 9 stage brawls to my name, answer my question... have you held a mic to battle before?
and if you want pictures to my latest brawls, I will post here


post d pix piko grin
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 6:18am On Feb 03, 2015
mikuz:


I too much na.


lol@i 2 much
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 12:15am On Feb 03, 2015
mikuz:


grin grin


Lol dat ishh dea funny 2me woh grin
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 12:12am On Feb 03, 2015
LhoOd:


taarh...oya,give us some korean bars or some chinese flows
.scammer


Korean bars ko kutonu verze nii
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 12:07am On Feb 03, 2015
Dotwillis1:
i bet she z silently wishing same too grin ;d


Lol..
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 12:07am On Feb 03, 2015
007Bruce:
shocked make kslip catch you grin


Lol..I hear malam woh
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 12:06am On Feb 03, 2015
Mr lyricul mandela grin
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 11:57pm On Feb 02, 2015
Milk cose...voice fit burst speaker grin shocked

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 11:55pm On Feb 02, 2015
007Bruce:
we both get wings
i spit fire - dragon
you talk too much - parrot tongue


Zuku yaya ? grin
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 11:51pm On Feb 02, 2015
cherryice:

For you or me?



Both of una...mk una go play ball grin
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Bars(m): 11:49pm On Feb 02, 2015
Dotwillis1:
me dey play daddy & mummy ovr here grin



Mogbe..daddy nd mummy grin shocked

Omo I dea lyk dat typ of game...wish I culd play it wit teddy...wahyasay

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