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A ‘pastor’ with a Pentecostal church was yesterday arrested at the Ijomu area of Akure while hawking a fried meat and requesting people to join him in eating the fried meat for free.
The man, Mr Johnson Adeniyi who gave conflicting stories of what he was doing with the fried meat could not give a satisfactory answer to questions being put to him by the palace Chiefs.
Some alleged fetish items and bible were also found on him. He has since been transferred to the police custody for further investigation
See more photos below
http://www.akposvillage.com/2016/05/photos-man-nabbed-in-ondo-for-hawking.html?m=1

lolz..... u funny ooo.... Which Nigeria mechanic wan answer all this question..
once uur Carr get fault, call a mechanic, he would told u,oga start d engine, fiire small, fire small, hhee don know wetin do am


If ur question too much, u go hear, oga b like u b mechanic urself, go do am na.. job I don learn for 30yearrs

miketayo:
ur wc.. send me urs ll buzz u

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Alleybuy:
Yaaay thanks a lot Oahray. It finally passed. Now onto the DS lab.

To God be the glory.

Hello

miketayo:
@ bolded

please can I have ur whatsapp number

miketayo:
@ bolded

all test done............................

thanks i really appreciate...moving to the next step

miketayo:
y did u remove balance = 0 ?
and u havent returned anythn in deposit function..
your code is almost correct though

please I don't understand that aspect of that deposit function u are trying to explain... can u please quote that place out

OgbeniAnonymous:
wow! lovely.

Linda wat happened to ur eye? is it shrinking?

see question... na old age....

If the whole idea of fuel subsidy is to pass on benefits to the poor, then we must all agree that it is not working. The benefits are going to importers of fuel, oil majors and upper and middle class Nigerians who can afford to live in the most urbanised areas of Nigeria which are the only places where fuel is still sold at the official rate.
Our people in the North-east and the Niger Delta have been buying petrol at black market prices for decades. Of what use is fuel subsidy to them? Is this not part of the reason why they sometimes feel alienated from Nigeria?
In the most recent data released by the International Monetary Fund (IMF), the Democratic Republic of Congo is rated the poorest nation in the world with a per capita income of less than $400. But the truth is that if you isolate the North-east of Nigeria from the rest of Nigeria and you compare their per capita income to that of the Congo DRC, it will be clear that the North-east of Nigeria is the poorest part of planet earth.
Yet, this poorest part of Nigeria is not really benefitting from what is meant to benefit them. And they are not alone. In the Niger Delta where I am from, particularly in Bayelsa which is my state, I have never bought fuel at the official rate. Fuel in the North-east and the Niger Delta goes for N300 per litre while fuel in Ikoyi in Lagos sells for N87!
Now tell me, who are we subsidising? The rich or the poor? You campaign in poetry but govern in prose. The time for poetry is gone. Now is a time for prose and the federal government must be creative enough to come up with ideas for passing on the benefits that the fuel subsidy is supposed to pass on to the poor but is not.
The federal government must also search out ideas on how Nigeria can generate more non oil income. As a patriotic duty, I will offer a few ideas on how I think Nigeria can make the best use of her resources instead of spending it on an inefficient and corrupt subsidy that does not get to its intended recipients. In my opinion, the federal government should stop subsidising fuel and instead subsidise public transportation.
Now, how would this work?
The federal government must gather all the providers of mass transport, be it the National Union of Road Transport Workers (NURTW) or any of its affiliates and register all of them in a central database. Next, the federal government must find out what the unit cost of transporting an individual passenger costs.
Then the federal government should sign an agreement that it would pay the increased cost of a unit of transport that would ensue when fuel subsidy is abolished and the oil market is deregulated.
To ensure fidelity and prevent fraud, each individual provider (be it a bus, a boat or any other transport type that uses premium motor spirit) must covenant to buy their fuel exclusively from Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) petrol stations (or a petrol station chain that can be monitored by the federal government) and also agree to have a fuel monitor installed into their vehicles.
The monitor will report the amount of petrol consumed by each unit of transportation and at the end of the month, the federal government, through the Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA) would reimburse the provider the excess money paid for fuel as a result of the deregulation and the lifting of the subsidy on premium motor spirit.
In this manner, the federal government will be able to deregulate the downstream sector of the oil and gas industry while at the same time providing relief for the poorest Nigerians from the effect of an increase in the price of fuel.
Moreover, the federal government can spend a fraction of the trillions of naira we are currently spending on fuel subsidy annually on social services that will have a direct impact on the well being of the poorest of the poor and boost out Human Development Index.
For instance, Nigeria can reduce infant and maternal mortality rates, by initiating a Women, Infants and Children (WIC) Intervention Programme in all the states of the federation.
The programme could be an initiative of the federal government through the Ministry of Health and would involve giving free pre and ante natal supplements to pregnant and nursing mothers and one infant per family up to the age of five. In addition to receiving these vitamin supplements, each recipient should be given a crate of eggs each week and at least one tin of evaporated milk per day on a weekly, biweekly or monthly basis.
Doing so would have a direct impact on the health of the most vulnerable subsection of our population, women, infants and children up to the age of five. Desperate times call for desperate remedies and in case we have not noticed, these are desperate times. Oil is fast losing its value. A world without oil is a reality. Nigeria must start thinking of other ways of growing her economy that does not depend on oil.
If we really want to build our economy, we may want to take a cue from what India and China did. The economies of both countries have been built up to be amongst the world’s leading economies largely through the efforts of their Diaspora citizens who returned home after having established themselves in Europe and the Americas.
In the 80s, Nigeria suffered from a massive brain drain when our most educated intellectuals left the country for greener pastures after conditions in the nation’s Ivory Towers proved too oppressive for them. We can use a fraction of what we are spending on the fuel subsidy to facilitate a brain gain.
All over the world, Nigerians in the Diaspora are having children who are enrolled in some of the best schools world wide. Many of these universities have internship programmes that allow students intern anywhere in the world. I propose that the federal government should seize the initiative and initiate a bring back the brain scheme whereby the Federal Government of Nigeria through her MDAs (perhaps the Ministry of Education, the National Universities Commission, NUC, or the Industrial Training Fund, ITF) actively solicits for children of Nigerians in the Diaspora to return to Nigeria to do their internship.
This initiative may be promoted by roadshows in the major cities of the world, via Nigerian tribal or ethnic organisations in the Diaspora. Our embassies could be mandated to dedicate some staff to tour universities in their host countries in order to sell this idea to the students directly. The federal government may encourage those wishing to participate by offering to pay their return tickets and instruct that all MDAs that participate in the scheme should pay the accommodation costs of these students during their internship. The expected result of this scheme is a net inflow of skilled labour into Nigeria to drive our developmental effort.
Many of these highly educated and skilled expatriate children will opt to remain behind and establish businesses or use their education and experience abroad to improve businesses already in existence. This is what happened in the Asian Tigers. We should not re-invent the wheel. Let us simply do in Nigeria what others have done with great success.
Also, the federal government has to find a way to encourage Nigerians to return to agriculture either as a business or by way of subsistence farming as a way of reducing our dependence on imported food on which we spend over a trillion naira annually.
The other day, I was shocked by the data from the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) stating that we spend N813 billion annually on staples like sugar, wheat and other food items that we have the capacity of producing ourselves in Nigeria. N813 billion importing sugar and wheat? Really? Nigerians will not die if we do not import sugar and fish. So why must we import them? We must learn to drink plain tea until we can make our own sugar.
And then it turns out that we spent another N100 billion annually importing toothpicks and furniture? Really? We need foreigners to help us pick our teeth? According to the report, the amount spent on importing rice, sugar, wheat, fish, furniture, milk and textiles in 2013 is equal to one-fifth of the country’s total budget of about N4 trillion. With the deal Iran is entering into with America, the oil price is likely to reduce again. Can Nigeria continue spending N1 trillion on food imports?
What a waste. The federal government must cut this waste. We cannot afford to be gradual with this. We will not die if we do not eat sugar, wheat and these other items. Necessity is the mother of invention. If we must have them then we should produce them! This is by no means the limit of the ideas that can help grow Nigeria’s economy and help us apply our finances to areas of growth rather than areas of waste, but it is a beginning.
In the 1980s, the Directorate of Mass Mobilisation for Self Reliance, Social Justice, and Economic Recovery (MAMSER) had a TV advertisement that went thus ‘oil go finish one day o, no let water pass garri ooo!’ That day has come. Has water passed garri? That is the million dollar question no one has an answer to. Nigeria has a lot of work to do. Two thousand years ago Rome knew how many people it had. Mary and Joseph were counted in Bethlehem. In 2015, does Nigeria know how many people she has? If we do not know how many people we have, how can we make effective planning decisions on which to base our economic strategies on?
This is a question for another day. I just want to make common sense!
•Senator Murray Bruce is the senator representing Bayelsa East in the National Assembly and is Chairman of the Silverbird Group.

https://benbruce.org/2015/07/24/tame-fuel-subsidy-or-it-will-tame-nigeria/

cc lalasticlala

miketayo:
in ur deposit function amount should equal something nd return self.balance .
the other part of ur code is empty too

class BankAccount:

def _init_(self, balance):
self.balance = balance

def deposit(self, amount=0):
self.amount = amount
self.balance += amount

def withdraw(self, amount):
if amount > self.balance:
return 'invalid transaction'
else:
self.balance -= amount
return self.balance

class MinimumBalanceAccount(BankAccount):

def _init_(self, minimumbalance):
self.minimumbalance = minimumbalance



THERE IS AN ERROR/BUG IN YOUR CODE
Results:
Internal Error: runTests aborted: TestOutcomeEvent(handled=False, test=, result=, outcome='error', exc_info=(, TypeError('this constructor takes no arguments',), ), reason=None, expected=False, shortLabel=None, longLabel=None) is not JSON serializable

miketayo:
in ur deposit function amount should equal something nd return self.balance . the other part of ur code empty too

Okay let me try again

miketayo:
post that part of ur code, with the error its giving u..am willing to help

class BankAccount(object):

def _init_(self, balance=0):
self.balance = balance

def withdraw(self, amount):
if amount > self.balance:
return 'invalid transaction'
else:
self.balance -= amount
return self.balance

def deposit(self, amount):
self.balance += amount

class minimumBalanceAccount(BankAccount):
pass

THERE IS AN ERROR/BUG IN YOUR CODE
Results:
Internal Error: runTests aborted: TestOutcomeEvent(handled=False, test=, result=, outcome='error', exc_info=(, TypeError('object() takes no parameters',), ), reason=None, expected=False, shortLabel=None, longLabel=None) is not JSON serializable

Geist:
if you can post the question along with the code you've written I'm will to help.

class BankAccount(object):
def __init__(self, balance):
self.balance = balance
def deposit(self, amount):
self.amount = amount
balance += amount
return self.balance
def withdraw(self, amount):
if amount > balance:
return ("invalid transaction"
self.balance -= amount
return self.balance
class MinimumBalanceAccount(BankAccount):
self.minimumbalance = minimumbalance

Spyde:
somebody shld pls assist me with this oooo

am having same problem like yours, stuck there for over 2 days.... don't know the way out....

anybody can help us. oooo

we are stranded

miketayo damieskillz johnez1987 enigmatique

we need your help na.. u just doing like u don't see our message

Araoluwa005:
what is this one saying?

what is This one reading?

Egbon don jazzy.,If na number one u wan collect,come and collect it ooooo
.
....... street ti take over,, baba iya yinn.......

who yu epp

Nnemuka:
Buhari is a cursed leader....
may the hadships we face today be the fate that will befall your generation to come.

Dont bother to quote me and tell me i lack respect.
a hungry man is an angry man.

do u pass through school or school pass through u..
That's y human are not like God

thank God is ur Personal opinion not public opinion......

when I see d name,, I realized it's not is area... we are not talking land matter here... omonile...

This subsidy should have being removed long ago..... whenever they removed it, the cry of Nigerian Make dem return it back But some people behind keep Enjoying d subsidy money....

That's y everybody wants to own a filling station when they know excess turn over

george4CHRIST:
Pls do you know anyone? I need one. Not a water area. Do you have or know anyone that wants to sell?

let me connect to my agents.. i would give u a feed back...here is my email.. zubby008@yahoo.com.
connect me there...or u gave me ur email

george4CHRIST:
Pls can I get a geniune plot of land at eneka or rukpokwu at 700 thousand.

Yes But it would be developing area

martyns303:
My pocket never reach Odili road, maybe in the future. It's NTA Road, none the less do u know how much a plot of land is going for in those areas?

about ur NTA road land, have done a work in thatt area b4, behind nepa.. with ur one plot, u can have a Good 3 bedroom with enough parking space

martyns303:
Are you saying I can get a plot of land for N1M or N1.2M at Odili road in a developed area?

Please if you are not too busy, can we keep talking here? So I can always view it for reference purpose. This is my first project am planning on, I have no idea whatsoever.

Would a budget of N5M give me a plot of land + 3 bedroom bungalow + garage at Odili road?

noo.... odilli ke...... am talking rukpowku, eneka,.iggrita...

that one of my client still bought a plot at price of 13m

martyns303:
My pocket never reach Odili road, maybe in the future. It's NTA Road, none the less do u know how much a plot of land is going for in those areas?

those area... to buy u can still 500 to 700....bbut If u want were enough development is, would have 1m abovve

martyns303:
NTA Road and if you have idea if a plot of land will be enough for the building and garage. I

sure... u can use half plot build the house and remain as space

martyns303:
How much will it cost to build a standard 3 bedroom bungalow in PH? Anyone?

Which area to be precise, u can't compare odili with igrita, eneka., rukpowku

Okay

pdp is a confused party..... I keep saying it.....the only way out is to embrace change ....yees... change the party structure ,change the name or rebrand it and start all over again

omonla555:
it should gone or should have?


Is it pay there or their?
Just saying my own o.

we dey English class abi.... blemish Englishes

stpat1:
By supervision, you mean you still have to pay for labour yourself?

supervision means d client pay thee labour himself

richling77:
Hello,
kindly send me your phone number via richling77@yahoo.com thanks

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