₦airaland Forum

lindabell:
Good morning pcms hope we went to church?

Nope......hope u prayed for us sha

segunk1:
Oya sorry! Coman take d key to za oza room n goan njoy ya sef with ur baby geh phunkyposh soh sexy

Lol, thanks.
But...........

segunk1:
Yes ooh, but the main thing is that they must surely post you in one out of the 4 states you choosed in your online reg form sir.

Owk, tnx

KhadijaMasud:
ouch even the smallest of things could mean alot. Thanks for remembering me.

Awwnnnn!!!! thanks for saying Thank you

segunk1:
U wee nor sit down one place now b4 I shange it for u.

Perzin kannot play with u again ni

segunk1:
Okay abulor so u no like me bah U forget wetin happen to knacker n uzeba ko Make cutestcuty84 come drag a whole me like that Nah kolewerk, I'm not interested if that's her intention.

Lol, now I understand
Bt she roff u pass the rest na

segunk1:
Bashnigga enjoy yah baby phunkyposh **see as she set mehn**

That's my baby boo, e jo fi le

femi4:
can bought

No worry, Op dn correct the mistake

Nothing, even sweets get levels now

Pls Segunk1,do u knw if adding those states U've visited influences ur posting to a particular region
So dat I can them add wisely

Chriswazo:
I ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc ccccccccccc c! , Abulor over to u o, d baton d ur court o, no fall hand!

Segunk1 oya scatter d dance floor

cutestcuty84:
Lols can see you are doing great.I've really missed segunk1 ooo,the sugar in my tea

Yeah right ......it's obvious ,lol
Wat can I say "wehdone cupid "

cutestcuty84:
Yippie....Mummy is back....oh sorry baby is back.Just got my statement of result from school jare...ERM,on my way to school last week,I saw those silly custom officers seizing goods along Iyana Iba road o,Lasu main gate.You needed to see the way rice worth thousands of naira was littered around.Na so I vex carry one o but the officers asked me to drop it but I no gree,since ts national cake ,I felt I was entitled to it too o.That was how they carried me to Cotonou o.From Cotonou to port novo.Was just missing u all,wishing u all were around to fight for me....
Those people winked o,dey couldn't even gimme tfare back home.but I dey suspect say na knacker set me up o.
Lols.....m just kidding oooo
chriswazo,segunk1,knacker,uzeba,mexzy,bashnigga,mustack,mandibeauty,Christly,habby,ginea ,and everyone....how is life

Welcome home dearie,
Wen i got to d 3rd line of ur post I wz like the drama girl is back with more drama, lol.
Life has been life-like, good/ bahd moments,
I knw Segunk1 will be over the moon now dat u're back

Phunkyposh:
Bashnigga:

Phunkyposh my baby
Hp u doin' great

segunk1:
I jos dey think something oh abulor chriswazo, shey no be say cutestcuty84 don go slap boko boys this time around We really need to find that geh ooh, oya philgbeee, bashnigga, bussieboi, ,rletsgo, mustack, mexyz, knacker, mandibeauty, sparkle4u, preciousify, uzeba etal make una join us find her pls.

Mehn cutestcuty88 has been AWOL for quite sometime now .....hmmmm!!! boko boys better nt be o, lol
I jst hope she's in good fettle

segunk1:
This time around we all need to look out for eashoda sef, ghost mode'rs e don do una ooh u guys need to fall in now as mobilization is around the corner, even dropping a pinch of info is something I believe we ll all join hands to rock it n help eashoda here dou av got few monikers in 16B1/2 streams that we can call on for assistance when it getting tougher but for now......

Let us all move closer jare------> Chriswazo, Philgbeee, bashnigga, bussieboi, mexyz,floxyluv, mustack, mrletsgo, Derick, matildahenshaw, ifefolayimi, nathweezy, sparkle4u, preciousify, holuwakore, zinnychy, ifemi25, ategberoson, knacker, iamwizzle, cutestcuty84, angelswt, ardeypearlz, tobijoshua, darrytoz, tosins knacker, mandibeauty, sesimi, phunkyposh, genea, elthugnificient, habbyy03, christly99, uzeba, lindabell, etal can't remember all but pls add to the mentions.

@sparkle4u, nice job for the NYSC Reg Form Sample cos not everyone knows about that.

Thanks.

U're so on point my Niggie
Lemme add the few monikers I know
Quiethammer ,Kayman001,ebim,cupid0, richnigga, ken24, Tobiwhite( though we got off on the wrong foot) , my peeps frm the north Khadijamasud, ameeeen, Aliyu333 & Saraki1011 and of course Segunk1
Like they say "alone we're smart but together we're brilliant"
Ps. I wonder why we don't hv anyone frm Unical & few other schs here yet

iykebest1:
Unizik. you?

Owk
Uniben

iykebest1:
I did myself. but am still worried

Yeah, same here
Let's jst hope & pray they contact us soon
Which sch dis u graduate from

sparkle4u:
He is in the other room, hope no problem? Just leave your message and I will deliver it.

segunk1:
Correct baebeh! U like ur boo no be small, pls tell him his attention is neede out here.

Hmmmm dat boo is enjoining o
Segunk1 who b d boo, hp it's not knacker

sparkle4u:
Nysc_Registrati on_form (sample)
*Jamb Reg number
*Matric No.
*First Name, middle name
*Surname
*Date of Birth
*Place of Birth
*Gender
*Marital Status
*Already Have a Previous Call-up? Yes or No
*Space for passport_____
*Physically Challenged?
*Nationality
*State of origin
*Local Government Area
*Present contact Address
*Permanent Address
*Town/ village
*NEXT OF KIN DATA NEXT OF KIN(1)
NEXT OF KIN (2) Name: Relationship: GSM
number: Address: Town: State:
*INSTITUTION ATTENDED:
Primary school details. From: To:
Secondary school details. From: To:
Award: Date of Graduation:
*HIGHER INSTITUTION DETAILS
Institution: From: To: Course: Award:
*MILITARY PERSONNEL? *PARAMILITARY?
*NATIONAL AWARD HONOUR?
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian?
*Armed Force (NAF, NA, or NAVY) and served
for minimum of 9 months? Yes No *Are you
a serving member of National Intelligence
Agency (NIA)? Yes No
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian
Police Force (NPF)? Yes
No.
*Are you a National Awardee? Yes No
*Nigerian Language(s) you speak__________
_______________ _______________ _______________
*Nigerian State(s)
visited________ _______________ _______________
_______________ _______________ _________ *KITS
SPECIFICATION
S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 30-32
32-35 12-14 2 Medium 32-33 36-38 14-15
3 Large 35-36 38-40 15-16 4 X-Large 36-38
40-42 16-17 5 XXLarge 38-40 44-46 18-20
*S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 40-41
28-32 18-20 2 Medium 41-42 34-36 20-21
3 Large 42-43 36-38 21-22 4 X-Large 43-44
38-38 22-23.
(((((I post dis here so u can write them
down, get used to them b4 going to d cyber
cafe to avoid mistakes)))))) #copied#
Nigeria corpers.

NOTE : I copied it. Am not the source.

Mehn see kweshion
Thanks for the info dearie

segunk1:
Ha mtcheew small thing! Cutestcuty84 pls serve him 5 bottles of origin with a plate of nkwobi.

Don't worry, 2 bottles is enuf.. .jst help me shak the remaining 3 bottles

segunk1:
Ope oooo, finally phunkyposh af merged with my guy bashnigga.... Ogun yeeh
Haters pls keep off cos I know say knacker go soon stroll pass now.

knacker:
No worry ... Hope dey for emirates

Lol, even if all the fans pray & fast frm now till the next game, no miracle go save us

Greetings houz

Phunkyposh:
Awwwwh, finally i got a flower.... i wee take it as my falentine something... Thanks Bashnigga.
anybody that want to scatter our middle will eat food without meat..........E-hugs

Lol...uwc
Funny prayer though, bt wat can I say *AMEN*
XOXO

knacker:
Dis page never pass ....
Who watch match .
5:1

Bayern do us strong tin

segunk1:
Ahh no not u sorry my guy, oya get up its phunkyposh.

Owk I dn wake up
Bt u owe me 2 bottles of origin for accusing me wrongly

segunk1:
Philgbeee come out hiah, where is you..... Abi am d only one not seeing him

Ah!!!!! Na turu o

Phunkyposh:
**Dust cobwebs**
Nobody even remembered me, such is life.
Trust you all had a great valentine celebration.........

Chriswazo
segunk1:

i hail una

Sorry swt
Oya manage dis flower

segunk1:
Babe d val yaf com n yaf go Jere.....
Am soo sorry dear bt I shecked u in the auditorium 2days ago but I was scared of louding ur moniker, so that u won't comman murder me like uncle bashnigga.

Wawu! Ur cheek dey fresh ooh, wetin u dey rub for body Palm oil or ororo me too I want to fresh like u

Ahhh!!!! Segunk1 me murderer
*faints*

iykebest1:
ok. same here. did u return it to your HOD as well or did u mail it to them yourself?

He told me they were gonna mail it themselves & also include my result wen it is ready.
Did u send ur own youself