DreamLivia:
i'm wet

Who poured you water

It consumes power a lot and it melts socket

The Second one looks scary

Mindlog:


They probably went on empty stomachs with hopes of even going back home with takeaway packs.

Lol, dem enter one chance

You got a good deal na... In ph this fish will probably go for 1k plus

She that has ears...

The white lion


He has finally acknowledged him in his speech... Shey Adamu will rest small now

Oshi, How much her papa get for account

I thought they said he ran mad one time. Well, RIP

Yes ooooo

Chaiiii!!! I remember Sarah that year in pri 5

lambano4:

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Please how much is Gionee s11 screen

Kollins11:
Las las them go use you do rituals.

This I have seen

No joy for the country sef

In to-to
To hammer person wetin no good
As in, the kind wey enter body wella, Shey u grab

HML Sarah Duru

No respect for our dear VP

Sweetplum:

This dog ll bite you

LOL! U wanna endanger the dog's life right? Cos it'll end up in a pot b4 it even barks
This one will go down well with fresh palm wine

Sweetplum:
Iya e werey. Awon aunty e prietess of the oracle.
In fact, dog ll bite you this weekend.

Well, be ready to see me in your shrine this weekend. You treat dog bites, right?

Hope you don't bite too

Sweetplum:

Ask your local oracle!

U're it's priestess, so I'm asking you.
Werey

Sweetplum:
Confused local dog.

Was that necessary

I'm Bash & a Real Niggy

It was a mutual agreement

Their usual reply "Na flower i go chop"

Lol, imagine when police enter one chance
Wahaluuuurrrrrr

NeroGaming:

Aswear down

Hmmmmmmm!!! Make Southampton no come use their Reggae spoil Liverpool Blues o, or Reds in this case
Cos these teams can be stubborn at times, like Westham against City or Newcastle against Arsenal

Everything is possible in Naija

Whattttttt!!!

The whole of them should just get out with their ridiculous outfits...
See as she be like masquerade

okoroemeka:
non of the above I guess,but she will definitely have breast,pvssy and ass,which is their only assets these days

If it's easy she should get clay and mold herself a man with all those qualities