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Emmaesty:
Hahahahhahahahaha... ..... I'm shy oh *runs away*

mrletsgo:
Clearance no be here o. I dn waka tire, blister don full my leg. Thank God say I dn almost finish. Meanwhile, welcome all the new bobos and beybeys.

kolado:
See my partner in crime. Hw ur syd na?

Chriswazo:
U go gree bet am fa? 10-10k?

kolado:
Bros i hail ooo. Na liar b my discipline.

kolado:
Playstation na anoda job. I b addict too.

kolado:
I will give teaching a thought. I don't want to laze around next month. I will start something next month.

kolado:
Please, anybody from UNIBEN here? Kolado
UNIBEN
2015 session
Ogun, Oyo, Anambra, Delta(undecided)

Emmaesty:
So I officially want to join this thread as I just began clearance

Name: Emmaesty
School: Olabisi Onabanjo University
Year: 2016
States in order of preference: Oyo, Akwa-Ibom, Kano and Abuja.

holuwakore:
welcome to the group, to the guys in d house dis babe don PH ooo, who wan GH ooo?

segunk1:
Lol
U sef go gather heftyness may be if u dey like this lady d man for fear u.

segunk1:
Ehya sorry, but u for no loose that ur temper for police now, u for wait reash camp com loose am for soldier.

cutestcuty84:
lols....my bus driver got us another bus and we left him there,ranting.He looked down on me,said his kids r in the uni.....so I'm the one in pry school...because m not hefty.

cutestcuty84:
Ok,let meshare my experience with a trigger-happy policeman today. I have been down with malaria for two weeks now but I didn't allow that hinder me from my clearance at school,with my state of health, I still find my way to school from Ogun state twice a week.So today,I boarded a bus from Agege to iyana iba ,when we got to igando, one trigger happy police just stopped our bus for no reason.The inspector nicknamed action didn't even tell us anyting,he just ordered the driver to keep driving us to their
Smelly police station. we pleaded for no reason despite the fact that I am very sick but the policeman delayed us for one hour after arresting us alongside the bus.
When the driver decided to get us another bus to convey us to our destinations,the silly man just turned to me and said i'v been eyeing him since,that i'm rude that his kids are in the uni and i'm forming big girl.On a normal day,I would have ignoreb him but because I was feeling feverish and he made me stand for one hour,I told him i'm a graduate and his kids r still in uni despite his fifty two yrs in service,I told him to shut up and not to tlk anyhow to me.
I told him despite the 52yrs in service,he is still tattered looking,he was angry
He told me that if he was a touts,can I talk back at them. I told him to shut up
Other people faced him too
I was just laffin at mysef that i wasnt scared

cutestcuty84:
tnk u daddy....then this moniker self...ts confusing me.

mandibeauty:
Looking 4 partner huh? It rained ystdy in ph..

mrletsgo:
Meanwhile, Benin gets cold at night. I nid peson wey go gum body wit me. Weather 4 2 tins....

mrletsgo:
Hey, I don't even know where to start. Firstly, let me thank the following people Chriswazo, bussieboi, bashnigga, philgbeee, genea, sparkle4u, mandibeauty (a.k.a the new elder of the group), knacker, floxyluv, mexyz and all the beautiful guys and ladies who made sure this thread remained active by contributing to it. I'm sorry I have not been active. As I say make I go school go do clearance na im the real owners of my phone con carry am. That's why I've not been really active for some time. Even now na palasa I dey manage. Phone too cost. Once again I'm truly sorry.

Let me also use this medium to specially thank segunk1 for caring to ask after me. That was a very rare and selfless move. May God bless you brother.
To each and every one of you on this thread (ghostmode or not) may God continue to protect us and touch Buhari's heart to allow us go for service as early as possible. AMIN.

knacker:
its cold here n dis place is dry .... who will be my e-boo

segunk1:
Make una wait somebody dey miss for this congregation ooh wey mrletsgo? No see am for sometimes here chriswazo, bussieboi, bashnigga and philgbeee abeg make we find am together.

Chriswazo:
I be don remember him o but don't know how to look for him o

pitapromiz:
Requirements For Registration/Mobilization Of Graduates
This is to inform all prospective corps members, i.e. Nigerians who have graduated from Universities and Mono/Polytechnics both at home and abroad that the NYSC On-line registration portal will be opened from Monday 8th February to Sunday 28th February, 2017 to enable them register for the 2017 Batch ‘A’ mobilization.
In order to ensure a seamless registration, prospective corps members are to note the following for strict compliance:
The Website address is any of the following:
www.nysc.gov.ng
www.nysc.org.ng
www.portal.nysc.org.ng
Prospective Corps members should ensure that they have functional e-mail addresses that they can access and Nigerian (GSM) telephone numbers with which to register.
Locally trained prospective Corps members are expected to use correct Matriculation numbers to register
For locally-trained graduates, only those whose names appear in the Senate/Academic Board Approved Result lists submitted by their Institutions will have access to the register on the NYSC portal.
Foreign-trained prospective corps members should ensure that their Institutions are accredited. Where in doubt, it is their responsibility to approach Federal Ministry of Education for verification. The letter of verification must be uploaded during registration.
Those who graduated from Institutions outside Nigeria, (Foreign-trained graduates), are to visit the NYSC portal, register and upload the following documents:
West African School Certificate(WASC) (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or General Certificate of Education (GCE O’ Level) (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or NECO (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or High School Diploma or its equivalent.
First Degree or Higher National Diploma (HND) Certificate (Second Degree or Ph.D not necessary).
Transcript of the first Degree or HND.
International travelling Passport showing data page and date of departure for the course of study.
It is the responsibility of the prospective corps members who studied in non-English speaking countries to get their Certificates and Transcripts translated into English language before uploading.
All graduates of Medicine, Veterinary Medicine, Physiotheraphy, Radiology, Optometry, Medical Laboratory Science and Pharmacy are expected to have their Certificates of Registration with their professional bodies. Payment receipts are not acceptable.
Unlike in the past, Foreign-trained graduates should NOT visit NYSC Headquarters, Abuja for verification of their documents. This exercise will now be done at the Orientation Camps. They should simply print their call-up letters on-line and report at the Orientation camps in their States of deployment, but should come to the camp with the original documents they uploaded for verification.
Anybody who presents any fake document will be demobilized and decamped.
Prospective corps members should ensure that Passport photographs used meet the following specifications:
Ensure your face (eyes, nose, ears, mouth and jaw) is fully shown without bending
Ensure the picture fills the frame and centralized
Ensure the Photo background is white or off-white with no shadow.
On no account should prospective corps members register by PROXY. They should also remember the fingers used for their biometric capturing as these will be used for verification at the orientation camps. Those who cannot be verified with their biometric at the orientation camp will not be registered.
Only prospective corps members who want their call-up numbers sent to them through SMS and wish to PRINT their call-up letters on-line are expected to pay the sum of Three Thousand Naira (N3,000.00) (see NYSC Portal on how to make payment).
Prospective Corps members who do not want to pay the N3,000.00 have the option of going to their schools to collect their call-up numbers and call-up letters.
All prospective corps members who paid for the online registration before but were not mobilized need not pay again.
Married female prospective corps members (whether locally or foreign-trained) should upload copies of their marriage Certificates, evidence of Change of name and their husbands’ place of domicile during registration.
The orientation camp is highly not ideal for pregnant and nursing mothers. Prospective corps members in this categoriy are therefore to note that they will not be accommodated.
Prospective corps members who graduated from Institutions located in the following Geo-Political Zones with challenges related to mobilization should contact the following Telephone Numbers between 8th and 27th February, 2016:
North Central -08092142614
North East -08102790538
North West - 08092142661
South East -09038034460
South West - 07019190810
South South - 08092142616
All Part-time graduates are expected to register online and wait for collection of their Letter of Exclusion at their various Institutions. For those willing to print the Letter of Exclusion online, this can be done on payment of Three Thousand Naira (N3, 000.00) only.
PLEASE NOTE THAT ONCE THE PORTAL IS CLOSED ON SUNDAY, 28TH FEBRUARY 2017, THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER R[truncated by WhatsApp]

knacker:
Gud am house ..
oya everybody come mark register

segunk1:
Lmao in high note lyrically! Maybe in 2047 you go don get plenty grey hair for your private parts

segunk1:
Thankior, sorry we snatched the trophy from you back then.
#Ama catalonian.

cutestcuty84:

segunk1:
Yhmmm! that thing you are seeing is a pterygium ooh, had a cut in the eyeball sometimes in 2006 when I went to a viewing centre to wash champions league final between Barcelona and Arsenal, when belletti closed the match with the second goal, then this demonic finger nail came from no where straight into my eyeball all in the name of jubilation, then saw the guy dancing kerewa in front of me before people told him what he just did, felt like flogging pako on his head when I saw a drop of blood mixed with uncontrollable tears rolling down my eyes and also his long foolish sharpened nails, but it wasn't intentional and he started begging immediately, I was rushed to a nearby hospital that night.

And after about 3year that pterygium thing started growing, hoping to go for surgery though just nervous of the knife on eyeball surgery thing, though my sights are working perfectly but just the redish thing.

And that reduced my love for washing football in public, and sometimes if I go I Don't stay in midst of crowd to avoid all that jubilation bruhaha (footballer are doing their job and collecting their pay, we re killing ourselves yhere)

Hope have been able to answer your ques before chriswazo wee coman ask me if I ve been taking ogbomosho weed cos I trust you not..... Badt bloke
Thanks for the care too.

Chriswazo:
is alright, d daddy tho*

segunk1:
First of all I would like to thank you all for the mentions, thanks for being persistence and active too (Active members) et at...
At least we weren't up to this before and thank God our spiritual and ghost moders are now de-ghosting (oyinbo) and becoming active.
Saw hailings and kudos in my mentions but I see that as nothing cos that's part of me, love disturbing the house, being troublesome, making people happy and doing it right (not talking about perfection though so Don't crucify me yet) but that's just me.

Great job at all, can't start mentioning monikers cos we too much now even though FG and Nysc hasn't mentioned anything about us (17A) but we re keeping it strong here, the last time I checked by statistics we were on page 58, 1863 posts and 5993 views, so tell me we haven't started the real deal at all and we are really doing real fine, then what's gon happen by March /april maybe by then the stats would be x4 or 5, am sure even chumaster would be happy seeing us growing by the day.

So we still have a lot to do if we really wana grow and be helpful to each other, yes I know we need no advert as people now troop in everyday but we can also make it more interesting by providing nysc related news so we can get ourselves informed and be very ready for this people cos this 2017 I sure say nobody go wan carry last.

Meanwhile, I ve been cajoling some of the active members in 16B2 since last week, people that visits 16B thread often can relate to this am sure not cos of anything other than for them to remember us in camp, we would surely need more infos from them, though I ve gained many monikers attention in other for them to share their camp experience with us, am sure we would benefit from it, so I would like you guys: Chriswazo, Philgbeee, bashnigga, bussieboi, mexyz,floxyluv, mrletsgo, matildahenshaw, ifefolayimi, nathweezy, sparkle4u, preciousify, ifemi25, knacker, tobijoshua et al chaii monikers too much, you guys should please join me in this mission, Don't wana disturb many people though cos I sabi say ghosting still dey some people eyes....

I can see Matildahenshaw and preciousify even zinnychy looking at me with corner eyes but quontunu.
And if you do that again I ll fromise you camp zero after sambisa.

Am sure many pcms are travelling starting from today.
All though bornu camping has been postponed to 16th of February but we still wish all pcms all the best.

I love you all.

Weidon sirs and mas.

Thank y'all and happy sunday.

cutestcuty84:
lols...that's just me ...Started clearance already?..Me should be done nxt week sha

cutestcuty84:
bashnigga and co,na so life be...You guys dint even ask after me...
Been a while tho,I forgot my password ni

tobijoshua:
Bashnigga add her name next time o, this is no joking stuffs

Chriswazo:
Thank u sir, please in case of next time, don't forget to add Mandibeauty