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Jamiubond009:
One day, the loneliness of a 70-year-old widow made her put an ad in the local newspaper that she wanted to marry again. It read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.” The next day, the doorbell rang, and when she opened the door, she saw a gray-haired gentleman in a wheelchair, with no legs or arms. She said: “You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you-you have no legs!” The old man smiled gently, and replied: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!” The old lady, still objecting, said: “You don’t have any arms either!” This made the old man smile again: “Therefore, I can never beat you!” Before the next question, the old lady raised her eyebrow and asked: “Are you still good in bed?” The old man leaned back, and with a grin on his face, said: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?

interesting

who raise that motion?

they can also cut down allowance of the senate to fund them...idiotcratical senate

they only have few month to be wipe out of Lagos

this kind of rescue can only happen in Lagos. awon Omo Yoruba atata

He took undiluted weed from Ipob

Other crews should stop driving car and start trekking

I got the info from an accredited dealer. I can't just wait to get this decoder

and after she empty are market, she will be looking for God fearing man in d church to do the remix

Na that flat headed boy go teach d rest

no fire extinguisher, the location will be either north or east

rip to d passenger only. my God forgive the mob if Na sin.

Have been trying to buy TSTV decoder since yesterday after calling almost all accredited dealers in lagos, so I decided to chat with one of the accredited dealer in Gbagada new garage and It seems Tstv is not available in d market for now. Please Let me know if there is anywhere I can buy this decoder.

this man sabi lie die.

I have been calling Tstv dealers since yesterday non of them have it

Ganiyat72:
Although, i am a yoruba muslim, but i must admitt that FFK is apt & correct on this one.

you are a complete idiot

but where are those shouting Afonja! Afonja, are they out of data or what?

u see why I like bhuari, he talk less and act more....those fools should have just let d army go jejely

I don't blame KANU but the flat head supporters, they all need brain format

Leonard0123:
Nigeria shall be great again.

Nigeria is great and we better some country.

may Allah SWA guide us

so, d dog will appear in court and then....

EgunMogaji:
For sale Toyota RAV4, toks, newly detailed in and out, first body (really), new air freshners, serous buyers only.

lol.

senate rep pocket

letusbepieces:
It does not matter, carry ur Kaduna on ur head and head to Niger Republic.

Nigeria has ended.

na so ur KANU talk and when Python started dancing KANU is no where to be found....

now i know kanu and his ipob are very foolish.... hause are very deadly.... they want to put the life and properties of millions of igbo business man in north at risk..and some idiotic elements on nairalander will still support them...

its a pity that a pity can not pity it self in the land of a pity....i expect kanu to stop the army now. a wise man will not start what he can not continue......

Na only Biafra dey hungry. Sir na only jobless and frustrated Igbo dey shout biafra

autojosh:
LRU on a rescue mission at Mushin Olosha as a truck hit a pole and fell on a taxi.

See more photos..

https://autojosh.com/mushin-olosha-accident/

plz, which phone snap this picture? I love d quality

Usernamefornl:
what concerns lai moh'd here? Do patients in a psychiatrich home share dsame gene wt u? Jusk asking oooh

I love ur respond, u kill d nuisance

chiagozien:
All i know is we must sink the zoo called nigeria,is matter of time.we must continue.

the way ojukwu sink your fathers

I'm very sure say no be free,,,na today