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Very well put together and it made sense more than the conventional types of speeches...

The girl good nah

Please does this machine have a replica or is it just made for the presidency of the United States

You know why I'm asking, cos I'll love to own one

Policemen turned Zidane

Rokiatu

STALE!!!

Moreover, OP, which class are you

Is this a joke or a play

Nice but really not nice

Nice one OP but I hope u are big and mature enough to handle the specifics in what you want.

Good luck!

rokiatu:
you are not gonna wife me, why do you wanna know?

I mustn't wife a virgin but could you make our own reality evident so I'll stop Chidinma-dreaming

rokiatu:
keep dreaming.

Dreams come true, you know

And like I recently heard, she's still a virgin but rokiatu, are u still one

..And you will do all that to your woman and still keep side chicks

Keep wishing I could just wife dis lady

Its a wish though and it still could come true

Pretty she!

Different strokes for different strokes bro!

Some can not concentrate without a soft sound playing through their minds and some can not concentrate in the midst of any sound at all

I am the latter and that's why I read at that hour when God releases knowledge to men...At the deep of the night close to dawn

Where is the skin

Still looking for it

Poor minds talking

Wait, all of you guys that take 2 bottles of Goldberg beer now cos the money isn't there, you will pop moet in several quantities when the cash starts overflowing

That's life

Did I just hear someone say there are no virgins That's an early morning lie. I know some

Well as for the issue on ground, finding a virgin is perfect but then, it doesn't all end there. What matters is who has your life been attached to, who rocks your world and even if that person isn't a virgin, let the happiness that such a person brings to you overwrite all that.

Its a thing of who your heart settles for and not who or what the person is or had done.

Them dey find their shadows for ground nah...

D shadows will tell them how they look

OP, at that juncture, you messed up

OP, reading you from here fit blind my eyes and u stil want me to visit ur blog, nah die dat one go be nah

Soon, person go use head waka from borno to abuja just to meet the president-elect

But all this mallams sef

Could you please delete that "here have some wine" and make it "here, have some cash?"

Thank you

It has always been my younger brother

Okay, maybe until when I am married then, it'll be my wife and when I get my first son, I'll feed him in as well

Images..blank

And I do not instagram

ATM is a programmed machine

Recharge Card PINS, I have correctly guessed a 200 MTN card by scrambling some numbers on WAEC result checker scratch card some few years ago

The schrodinger ish though

All others, perfect!

Now, its pay back time

But that isn't fair anyway. Politics should remain politics

.........99

Respectfully respectful

She knew who she wanted but didn't know how to approach me so she came with a tactics I decoded even before she landed.

My name is Basil, even the whole class knew that though I was quite reserved.

Now to story: We were in a class waiting for a lecturer on one hot afternoon and I decided to go grab a sachet of water to cool off before the lecturer enters. As I approached for the exit, this lady grabbed me by my shirt while she was seating at the edge of the seat and said "Chuks please there is something I would like you to help me do." As she mentioned Chuks, I quickly responded, pls, ma., my name is not Chuks as I pointed to where Chuks was sitting because we had one in the class but she immediately said no that it isn't him that it is me that she wanted to help her with the stuff and I asked her what it was and she told me that she would like me to help just her with extra tutorials in two courses. I thought about it and later agreed, we started meeting in a primary school where I thought her because I didn't want anything attached to it.

We went on for weeks and on one fateful weekend, she invited me over to her house (she lived alone). I felt reluctant and not knowing how I'll put her off, I decided to go. When I got there, she welcomed me with a hug, locked the door with the keys and asked me if she wasn't attractive enough to me that I haven't even given her a peck since we spent times together. I couldn't give her any answer and the next thing I felt was her hands grabbing me with a long, hard kiss. I managed to pull myself out and she started:

"Basil, I have sat with you for sometime in class, I have watched you countless times and I see you are different from all of the guys I have come across and I am beginning to fall for you. I know it might sound foolish and early to you but to me, I have known you enough to tell you even the most foolish thing on earth so long as it is coming from my heart. The truth is that I love you and I do not care whether you love me back or not. I just want to be with you always."

My fellow nairalanders, nah so I take marry wife o but she is currently married now and heavy with a baby and whenever she calls me, she'll tell me "if it turns out to be a girl child, you'll marry her."

This throwback too much o. The thing throw even me off balance...I couldn't even spot her at all.

OP, next time no carry us go back to stone ages, thank you