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Jokes EtcHow To Get The Attention Of Someone Who Snobs You. by battery(op): 10:21am On Nov 07, 2014
If you have been calling someone on phone and he/she keeps ignoring your call, you keep pinging him/her, whatsapping him/her and we-chatting him/her and he or she stil snobs you, do not worry yourself. If you want him/her to respond, simply use his or her picture as your profile picture on whatsapp or BBM or we-chat and write "RIP To My Beloved Friend".
Immediately, he or she will respond to your chats and when you snob his or her chats, he or she will start calling you every minute. You now become the SNOBBER!
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by battery(m): 9:37am On Nov 05, 2014
If only I could see this OP, jst one slap is enough and I wil go. U were adopted right or grown from the tree?
TravelRe: Have You Ever Missed A Flight? by battery(m): 11:51pm On Nov 04, 2014
To be sincere..d last time I missed a flight was really d fault of d conductor of d plane..conductor give me my change he refused, give me my change he refused, so I chose to come down and dey said it was possible. D back seat I was stayin, d window was open and I had to escape frm there, that's how I missed d flight.
TravelRe: Have You Ever Missed A Flight? by battery(m): 11:20pm On Nov 04, 2014
If I may ask...wat are d poor pple doing here? Wen I saw dis post, I said its not for me, why wil I miss a flight? Wat happens to ifesinachi transport, chisco, The young and d rest. Let me go and buy groundnut b4 its late.
EducationRe: Words Of Advice For The Newly Admitted & Yet To Be Admitted University Students by battery(m): 11:53pm On Nov 02, 2014
Pls this piece of advice shld be on front page and home page moderator, its so cool.
Jokes EtcThe Husband Of Nairaland Romance Section Is Back! Battery. by battery(op): 9:29pm On Jul 07, 2011
I was sent on exile bt was called back by Goodluck. I want to continue 4rm where i started.
HealthAbortion Twice by battery(op):
hi docs my i had abortion twice in the past, the first time at exactly 1month the 2nd time at six weeks i want to know if this may affect my chances of getting pregnant in the future.

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