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BusinessRe: Why People Should Be Careful Of All These Networking Businesses: (read Carefully by battery(m): 12:39pm On Nov 16, 2016
MMM has been targeting Nigeria for long but they couldn't because things used to be well and people have never suffered to this extent they do suffer now. Buhari opened door for MMM with hardship, econony recession, unemployment, etc and they entered. If things are ok, if Nigerians are not suffering, if economy is good, if there are jobs; am not sure Nigerians will patronise MMM the way they do now. Whatever that is happening to every nigerian is from Buhari and we thank him for that.

This thing should be moved to the front page asap to save souls!!!
BusinessRe: FG To Earn N2.5b Daily From N50 Bank Charge by battery(m): 3:03pm On Jan 26, 2016
omenka:
I have faith the money would be used judiciously and not embezzled in such a brazen and callous manner as witnessed in previous admins.

For all those who would flood here to throw tantrums, do this little math:

Your Hero was taxing Nigerians over 30 naira per litre of fuel. If you buy just 2litres, you've been "taxed" 60 naira. Do an estimate of the amount the government was making with regards to out total daily consumption- that was what they were realising under the phantom SURE-p. Pray tell, what exactly did they do with all that money??

Can't wait for a comprehensive probe of that programme- I'm sure we'd stumble on another gargantuan "gate".
You are an IDIOT!!
RomanceRe: She Complains I Last Long In Bed by battery(m): 6:08pm On Dec 18, 2015
Maxi112:
if the youth of this country can transfer the energy dey use in bleeping all this girls in to agricultural sector, believe u me Niger will do wonders in our economy

my opinion tho
Mr man, what's ur problem wit agriculture?
RomanceRe: She Complains I Last Long In Bed by battery(m): 4:29pm On Dec 18, 2015
SexyStrawberry:
God bless u!!!!!! Erm.....can u do all that u have just said ? grin
Dear, dnt mind that guy u quoted, pple claiming wat they are not. Poster is sincere.
RomanceRe: She Complains I Last Long In Bed by battery(m): 9:34am On Dec 18, 2015
D person above me is a correct chick, poster remix..
Such is also life, some girls want long sex while some complain of it.
RomanceRe: She Complains I Last Long In Bed by battery(m): 9:28am On Dec 18, 2015
Pope22:
Nairaland guys always comment without knowing if they are wrong or right or making research. Am not a learner when it comes to sex or romance or how to bring out pleasures in a girl.
That's nairaland 4u bro, there wil always be pple that will try to insult u. In my own opinion, a guy who cld make a girl moan and wet even on fon cld be good and can bring out pleasures in a girl. D girl is simply d type dat doesn't like long sex, we hv such girls, so its not d fault frm d poster.
RomanceRe: 11 Things You Should Not Say To Your Boy Friend Or Girl Friend Due To Anger. by battery(m): 3:46pm On Jan 28, 2015
Let me go and stand for front page dey wait for am...thats where i wil comment.
RomanceRe: My EX Said She Loved Me Because Of My Skills In phone se.x by battery(op): 3:05pm On Jan 27, 2015
DonX001:
You stay on the phone doing phone se.x and wanking hard....
While your mates are outside doing the real straffing.
Keep developing your phone se.x skills.....
Happy wanking!!! grin
My broda, na d nature of my last relationship.
RomanceRe: My EX Said She Loved Me Because Of My Skills In phone se.x by battery(op): 7:58pm On Jan 26, 2015
zick19:
Itz a lie jhoor, dnt u knw they think wit their dic.ks huh
Lol
RomanceRe: My EX Said She Loved Me Because Of My Skills In phone se.x by battery(op): 1:32pm On Jan 26, 2015
chimerase2:
Op the kind thunda way go fire somepple is doing #SAI BUHARI
Imo people reason backward.
RomanceRe: My EX Said She Loved Me Because Of My Skills In phone se.x by battery(op): 1:26pm On Jan 26, 2015
shadowgwalker:
God go punish you if you try am with the married woman this time.
U obviously didnt read well b4 commenting. Thanks anyways!
RomanceRe: My EX Said She Loved Me Because Of My Skills In phone se.x by battery(op): 1:13pm On Jan 26, 2015
alberto2k:
undecided
I think there shld be "crazy section" made for pple like u, u jst called urself a mad man. Dey mad dey go frm thread to thread, its a free world.
RomanceMy EX Said She Loved Me Because Of My Skills In phone se.x by battery(op):
My ex used to stay in ghana while I stay in nigeria, we dated for 2 years and most of the fun we used to have due to distance was phone intimacy because sometimes we may not see for a year. It was a very hard relationship. Due to distance and urge for sex, we usually engaged in phone intimacy and whenever we did that, she always told me dat she felt sexually ok. At a stage, she became so into it with me that she always asked for it almost all d time. Sometimes, her friend tried to lure me into doing it with her and when i asked her why she wanted that, she said her friend told her in confidence that I can make a girl come and feel sexually ok through phone intimacy, I felt embarrassed about that though i didnt tell her. After some years, we broke up as she wanted to get married since i was stil in my 4th year then in university about 3 years ago. Now she sent me a troubling message that her mind is stil on what we used to do then, that she loved me then but loved me more because of how i always make her feel sexually on phone. Could phone intimacy make someone love someone?

I never plan having anything with her as a married woman, its purely and completely against my fate and believe, so am just asking if what she had then for me was because of this phone se.x or real love.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Intonation As He Speaks During Presidential Rally by battery(m): 11:36am On Jan 15, 2015
crownprince102:
Tell me the name of your school.... I need to probe your english teacher. Where has he graduated from?
Round of applause, u really got this one correctly, who did you consult?
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Intonation As He Speaks During Presidential Rally by battery(m): 10:57am On Jan 15, 2015
Mmadukaku:
Za froblem wiz za hausa fiful is zat zi hausa fiful canot fronouce zha word Fee (p).
grin someone chase buhari back to daura abeg grin
tongue tongue grin grin tongue tongue grin grin tongue tongue grin grin tongue tongue grin grin tongue tongue grin grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Intonation As He Speaks During Presidential Rally by battery(m): 10:44am On Jan 15, 2015
crownprince102:
you are suppose to quote me in full.... Mine was a typographical error and yours was a big blunder. It is clearly and boldly written. Guess you are a former student of Patience Jonathan, I heard she was formerly a teacher in the Niger-delta
Typographical error indeed! Why not accept u were wrong cus intonation is a correct grammer, ascent is wrong in that place u put it. Olodo!!!!! tongue tongue grin grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Intonation As He Speaks During Presidential Rally by battery(m): 10:41am On Jan 15, 2015
epicure:
I just hope dis op is only trying to make us laugh because I haven't heard APC-POWER but APC-CHANGE.if na mistake oya correct am so I go laugh wink
That was why Buhari joined APC cus he cldnt pronounce "Power" and it wil be a disgrace to him.. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Intonation As He Speaks During Presidential Rally by battery(m): 10:39am On Jan 15, 2015
crownprince102:
When you see sick person, nobody go tell you. When did "power" became the slogan of APC? PDP and their supporter has lost it. Buhari even sounds more educated than you..... That's not "intonation" but "accent". #GoBackToSchool
U see ur lifehuh Intonation is correct, ascent is wrong.. Who actually needs to go back to school hear?
Nairaland GeneralRe: If The Onwership Of Nairaland Is To Be Given To You For A Day.. by battery(m): 8:19pm On Jan 14, 2015
I onwed it in my dream and i was busy banning people esp the girls.
Nairaland GeneralPDP by battery(op): 8:12pm On Jan 14, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Lets Stop "VIOLENCE/TERORISM" And Not "CORRUPTION" Should Be Our Watch-words by battery(m): 11:31am On Jan 14, 2015
Baawaa:
Likewise,you means the Hausas are so foolish to be killing themselves,destroying their properties.
My brother,think!
That is the trick there!
Simply Fools!!
PoliticsRe: Lets Stop "VIOLENCE/TERORISM" And Not "CORRUPTION" Should Be Our Watch-words by battery(m): 10:49am On Jan 14, 2015
Baawaa:
Let me start with this,2011 I voted for Jonathan base on the circumstances that brought him to corridor of power.
Jonathan is on a mission to destroy Nigeria,those that are sensible will not allow that to happen.
Firstly,What cause Boko Haram huhif you trace it to the root,it is Corruption
Secondly,who are those behind Boko Haram huhThe former security chief Gen. Azazi said it,that PDP is the one fueling Boko haram,what happened to him huh
Thirdly,OBJ as a former president gave solution on how to stop Boko haram,Jonathan did not make use of it.
Do u even listen to urself at all? So PDP does something that wil dent their image?
PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari (General Buhari's Daughter) - Stunning Photos by battery(m): 5:10pm On Jan 13, 2015
Is she an hausa?
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by battery(m): 11:49am On Nov 17, 2014
FLAWLES:
.so seun still de kip BUFFALO fr here? Ok
D tin tire me why he stil keep ur type here wey no dey mind dia biz and wey no get manners...
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by battery(m): 11:19am On Nov 17, 2014
FLAWLES:
So peeps stil de MU,MU lyk dis? :/
U are ugly bt dnt worry, person fit manage notice u or like u and write such 4u, so stop killin or hurtin urself.
RomanceRe: I Find It Difficult To Stare Into My Boyfriend's Eyes. by battery(m): 10:54am On Nov 17, 2014
If am not mistken...is it dat same guy wrote a poem 4u here?
www.nairaland.com/2001085/poem-nairaland
Just askin sha cus d poem make sense!
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by battery(m): 10:50am On Nov 17, 2014
chimerase2:
laff ma fuvcking ike off gringrin
Choi dis gal dn kill me grin
Nne u dn finish me with laff gringrin
No wori u re nw ma bestie watcha saying? grin
Guy...free dat chick na!
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Actor O.C Ukeje's Traditional And White Wedding by battery(m): 7:45pm On Nov 08, 2014
lawisong:
If he's indeed an actor, how come there are no nollywood star at the occassion. Abi na cartoon him dey act. Just asking sha.
Na d same tin wey I ask o!, maybe na nollywood wey dey for international undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Please I Need Help. by battery(op): 7:36pm On Nov 08, 2014
Is dat ur own help?
Jokes EtcPlease I Need Help. by battery(op):
How can someone delete his or her post?
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Actor O.C Ukeje's Traditional And White Wedding by battery(m): 6:28pm On Nov 08, 2014
:-XPls I hv watched many naija movies and I hvnt seen dis guy in anyone, pls is he a foreign actor or an international actore? Jst askinghuh?? :-

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