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Celebrities / Lana Sage AKA Safarigirl by batulakarada: 6:09pm On Feb 04, 2018
Hahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha

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TV/Movies / Re: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by batulakarada: 2:54pm On Jan 30, 2018
sod09:
say no more when it doesn't have life outside nairaland what do you expect from it
It has more life than your father's sperm, that deposited that empty thing between your mother's ashy vagina and she beget a mannequin like you grin

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Celebrities / Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson: Simi Forced To Delete Her Tweets by batulakarada: 6:05pm On Jan 27, 2018
Estharfabian:
ice prince had no talents.
Chidinma just have the voice. No song writing prowess.

Even the Mr Eazi y'all keep firing with E-guns is still coming up with Dope tunes. Simi isn't going NOWHERE bruh, she's got Talents. Pure, unrefined, undiluted Talents. She writes like a goddess.

... A few twitter jabs won't make that go away . drink water.
Are you minding the jobless nonentity.

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Celebrities / Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson: Simi Forced To Delete Her Tweets by batulakarada: 6:05pm On Jan 27, 2018
Papiikush:
Simi, the countdown to the end of your career has begun!

You think you can abuse Nigerians and go free? You think those artistes that were forced out of the limelight deserved it?

Once you start feeling too big Nigerians will fall your hand. Ask chidimma and ice prince.

Ice prince was feeling cool until Nigerians off the fridge.
But even her faeces is more relevant than you and anyone in your family.

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Crime / Re: Father Assaults His Daughter For Refusing To Have Sex With Him In Delta. Photos by batulakarada: 7:05pm On Jan 26, 2018
Wickedjezebel:

So guys this is papiikush, the serial abuser of women on nairaland. This broke guy asked me out with his Aba made shoes, dirty breath and smelly outfit and I rejected him, since that day he's been slandering me to my friends. Even his attitude here shoes the kind of beast he is, you never find him at an educative post ,just posts about women, where he keeps making a fool of himself .Always at nairaland morning till night, he's clearly very jobless.
Please ladies be careful this one is bad news , I heard he even has herpes and gonorrhea.
LMAO.

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Religion / Re: Religious Denotation You Failed To Notice On Disney's Moana. by batulakarada: 9:43am On Jan 21, 2018
shocked
Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander Working With Omotola Jalade by batulakarada: 2:49pm On Jan 19, 2018
Nice.
Celebrities / Re: Fan Advices Mikel Obi To Take A Nigerian Wife. by batulakarada: 8:28pm On Dec 31, 2017
classicMan22:
yep but y d long face English is not my fada language remember cheesy
Lol
Celebrities / Re: Dillish Mathews Puts Her Massive Boobs On Display. by batulakarada: 5:43pm On Dec 31, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Heartbreaking Story Of How Former Arsenal Player Emmanuel Eboue Lost His Wealth by batulakarada: 7:15pm On Dec 24, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde's Phone Found And Returned by batulakarada: 4:08pm On Dec 24, 2017
Lalasticala
Ishilove.
Crime / Re: Man Narrowly Escapes Rape By Gay At A Private Party & The Comments Are Hilarious by batulakarada: 8:34pm On Dec 18, 2017
This one strong.
Cc:lalasticala
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by batulakarada: 2:58pm On Apr 07, 2017
Three more hours till we get to PH.
Who wants to come along in prison with me grin
I have all the time to spare.
Fgflows and sirfee are no where to be seen.
I wish I could take princess crap along but she is too smart.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by batulakarada: 2:56pm On Apr 07, 2017
Biolamiles:
guy hw yu wan do ur lyf if bbn finish yu jst dey take am lyk say efe na ur mortal enemy abi yu dey hope say yu fit use tboss do celebrity girlfriend if she comot bbn....nicca dah b1tch does not evn knw yu exist...yu beta find sumtin beta do nd forget efe and tboss...d Lord is your strength..
How do you know she doesn't know I exist?
For all you know I could be her brother or a relative or an old friend. In this anonymous site you don't know who is who, how can someone make such assertion outrightly except a stupid person.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by batulakarada: 2:46pm On Apr 07, 2017
Misswang001:
Go and send it to Bobrisky, and dont allow me puke biko. Don't quote me again, i cant be having nightmare in the afternoon.
Oh shut up.
The guy you lost your virginity to ,is he as hot as I am. Did you puke when he was digging it in. Keep pretending and deceiving yourself. I will quote you and you can't do nothing.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by batulakarada: 2:27pm On Apr 07, 2017
Misswang001:
So why dont you wear leaves, or better still go out naked...Go and have a seat toddler...I cant be arguing with someone whose brain isnt properly formed, when your brain is fully formed, you can holla
If you want to see me naked, all you need do is ask.
I will email you my dick ,my ass and pecs. You can use the picture and touch yourself.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by batulakarada: 2:26pm On Apr 07, 2017
The way the enemy Looks at us when we are happy.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by batulakarada: 2:05pm On Apr 07, 2017
Lhimeet2:

Can you kindly go n vote in peace already?...Okay now we know you have an invisible sponsors...Can we have some peace already?.. Continue voting n wait till Sunday since you're so sure Tboss will win n stop ranting..Okay,this is the last time i'm replying you...Empty barrel makes the loudest noise grin
There is literally no noise here because we all are typing.
But then again, wisdom is not a common trait for Efe supporters .
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by batulakarada: 2:04pm On Apr 07, 2017
Misswang001:
2face and Olamide are legends in the music industry. Sorry but what is your name again? Your name only exist on the threads on nairaland...Dont worry, teamefe has decided to borrow you Oritsefemi for the day. Go and enjoy
2 face the guy who sold out his best friends and used them to climb the ladder or olamide a notorious ritualist ?
Respect for everything they have achieved but you should be ashamed having support from such morally bankrupt people.
Of course a wimp that called for national protest and backed out the last minute and a so called legend that can't even make his protegee beat reekado banks at the headies. Keep living in your delusion.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by batulakarada: 2:00pm On Apr 07, 2017
Misswang001:
So Jesus is now being compared to Bobrisky. What did i actually expect from someone who supports Tboss, and now sees Bobrisky as a god?...I know Bob is your mentor and you are towing in his footsteps...Threebear receive sense before it becomes too late.
Shut it!
I will never insult Jesus.
I'm mocking the white man you worship you call Jesus. Jesus is from Nazareth, an Israelite. He isn't the white man whose picture you display on churches.
I'm mocking you that assimilated the white man's dress code and made it compulsory a man must wear this and a woman must wear that.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by batulakarada: 1:57pm On Apr 07, 2017
Misswang001:
To that person who has collected loan to vote Tboss, i am so sorry for you because Sunday will be a day you will never forget in a hurry..

Voting is still on
Pls text Vote Efe to 32052
Efe fans will cry like toddlers on Sunday.
We have an invincible sponsor and he has been churning out millions. We have voted like crazy and we still have more to spare. Infact the reminder can buy you a comfortable second hand car.
We have bombarded all networks in Nigeria and almost every university. You will cry on Sunday.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by batulakarada: 1:41pm On Apr 07, 2017
1bkaye:

Don't think you understood the post lol no surprise though

SMS Vote Bisola to 32502 kiss

#intelligence #substance wink

Lol Bisola fans are pathetic.
You people can't even beat T boss or Debbie and you have been screaming since lord knows when that the money is between Efe and Bisola.
All hype with no substance.
You might as well go hide yourself in shame ,because the percentage Bisola will be evicted with on Sunday will even be more embarrassing than when she had to confess to her long suffering mother that she was pregnant with an illegitimate child.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by batulakarada: 1:39pm On Apr 07, 2017
Misswang001:
Thrash...If i were you and your Tboss, i will go and stand in front of a high speed dangote truck after realising Bobrisky and Uche Maduagwu are BossNation...You havent started crying yet, just make sure you are close to the hospital on Sunday
In what way are you better than bobrisky let me know please?
He dresses like a woman but you pray to Jesus a man with long hair who puts on gown.
Aren't you a puppet?
Before you look down on others see how much you have been brainwashed by your gods ,the white men.
And if T boss loses on Sunday (which won't happen) we won't go crying foul, because we were not the the ones screaming since 75 days ago that our contestant will win.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by batulakarada: 1:34pm On Apr 07, 2017
Lhimeet2:

Oh!... Your Tboss aint dumb?... Now you need to expain being dumb to me...On a national tv...She couldn't recite pass the third line of the National Anthem...To crown it all,she went ahead trying to put the blame on debie... Now,i need more explanation of being dumb
Clearly you don't know the meaning of dumb. T boss is one of the smartest person in that house.
Efe is just a stupid nincompoop. He has been used by practically everyone, from TTT to Bally to marvis even Bisola.
I weep at what they will do to him when he is out. He is so gullible and naive that it is almost laughable.
The same idiot that said today that if his brother smokes,he will smoke too .
Anyway, if I have learnt anything in life, it is the fact that nothing is as fickle as public opinion.
Soon the adoring public will disperse like they always do, because they weren't really fans of Efe but individuals determined to prove a point and Efe will be left with nothing but his insecure self .Then reality will dawn on him that he was nothing but an experimental tool in the hands of underachieving people seeking validation in yet worst kind of way. grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by batulakarada: 1:25pm On Apr 07, 2017
crowntoro:
I don talk am na....... if Tboss wins, I wont be surprised.
Which stupid query, she will win because her fans voted not you people here yapping grace up and down like deluded sycophants .
Do you know the meaning of grace?
When our Lord Jesus Christ, the only son of his father, sacrificed his life in the cross of Calvary, after an inhuman torture to the point he was aided by Simone of syrene.
When he died ,the temple curtain tore into two. The bridge between mankind and the almighty was bridged. Unlike before we now have a direct assessment to him because of the blood. Unlike before we don't get immediate punishment for our transgressions because of that blood. We are given opportunity time and time again to correct our misdeeds before we are punished for it. That is Grace.
You have it, I have it. That is why we are all alive today.
When you attribute that grace to just one person, you come across as stupid pathetic and a curse because you don't know what you have.
You people are so pathetic, I can't even begin to describe the level of disdain and repulse I have for you people.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by batulakarada: 1:15pm On Apr 07, 2017
doyinisaac:
did efe make tboss so dull not to be able to sing national anthem and starts crying like three months old baby?
The same Efe that said the coat of arms has three colours?
Or the one that deflowered Two sisters?
I find it hilarious when an Efe's fan uses dumb to describe anyone, especially when you are a fan of a self proclaimed graduate that can't speak English.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by batulakarada: 1:03pm On Apr 07, 2017
Lhimeet2:

Keep on thinking..After thinking..resort to assuming...Just wait till sunday..You will be shocked cool
We already won the show on Tuesday.
We are just waiting for Sunday to hear that official announcement.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by batulakarada: 1:02pm On Apr 07, 2017
doyinisaac:
Anyone can be bill gate online.... grin grin smh
No one is claiming bill gates, we are just standing against mediocrity.
BBN is not a poverty alleviation show ,everyone should have an equal chance regardless of family background or colour .
Did t boss make Efe ugly and poor?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by batulakarada: 12:59pm On Apr 07, 2017
doyinisaac:
you make noise too much....wait make sunday reach first na before u write ur sermons...sunday is just two days from now....empty barrel makes the loudest noise....u are just a noisemaker
Sunday you props will cry how big brother rigged the votes, just sending you a sharp and direct warning. We know how much effort we put to achieve this, don't you dare downplay our efforts .

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