₦airaland Forum

deavicky:
my Bro what can u do for me?. I don't last on bed at all. each time I sleep, before u know itI will be awake counting ceiling.

kai! Is this foolishness?
Somebody help...........help.............help!!!
But you ansa am sha.weldon

infact...i refuse to comment in this thread.

IyaIode:
Happens in warri, sharp guys
Same happens in enugu, money spenders
Happens in ibadan, they are bush people
Hypocrisy

meanwhile

when I say 90% of Women are stûpid, i will receive 90 bashing quotes.
But i just said it anyway.

Ephemmm:
Big head with fish brain.

you are welcome, Buddie. and feel free to quote me anytime anyday

rileyy:
This guy so FAKE, the last time I check arabians don't eat amala, mumu be claiming what he's not. Get a life dude

I told you'll find me very entertaining

WIZGUY69:
where will you get the money to buy it
fool

be careful or your Mum may end up buying it.

please are they Nigerians?
Only Nigerians do that.

chymystique:
IMO, the lady married him Cause of Power, Money and Fame... I wonder if she fakes her moans when they are conjuating cause Oga Oshio's FaCe



I wish them a Happily Married Life

oya complete am.........Oshio's FaCe do wetin?

this wedding will surely make headlines.
Good for them

the question is it's legality.

Meanwhile, this Girl above me had nothing to say but had to say something anyway.

ITbomb:
Heavy problem

How English becomes German
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
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Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas

alabukun is recommended.
Too much high

wrong place at this time

I hope we won't find Amala inside after purchasing the gadgets.

rileyy:
I'll b watching yo!

I could be very entertaining you know.

fatdon2:
Point 5. She said she is execting her second baby That means she trekked with pregnancy

d guy did the tweet, not his partner.

last time I heard English is better written than spoken, but this guy just proved them wrong.

last days for them. #BabaOneChance is a magician. Sure He'll end them in just two months

not all those who live by the gun die by the gun after-all.
Justice well served.

some students just think through their Anus.
Why the FCT minster?
Is student Union not suppose to own a Bus?

i see Nigerian drill tools not soldiers.

rileyy:
Dumbo, do u spend naira in yemen, don't you have affairs over + stop asking silly question around when it doesn't affects you anyway. Nigerians don't need you puke advice/bashing, be a dedicated refugee of yemen poo.
You're already baked and devoured, silly thing!! Shusssshhhh

you know, we just love Nigeria....
A very interesting country for the most stûpid reasons.

rileyy:
Yemen boy, na so you follow dey on every thread on NL + FP . Whatever happen to work life over there in yemen? Leave naija probs to nigerians, shussssh off you go

and you never stop following me about.
Besides I can't find anywhere that says Nairaland is restricted to Nigerians alone.
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Quote me again and you may end up barbecued in the mouth of a Hound.

chimkaire:
No, that's a Seal

okay, a sea toad.

Orubebe has collected His money and is chilling somewhere in a swimming pool with a bottle of chill Heineken and a finer chick soothing his system and here we are......huzzling and discussing Him.
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Meanwhile I need a dictionary to revisit that word ''Forensic''

irunoobo:
THIS IS ONE REASON WHY I WILL NEVER MARRY AN IGBO MAN. THEY TOO LIKE MONEY. HE SHOULD REFUND ALL THE PUNNY HE HAS ENJOYED FROM THE WOMAN TOO. SILLY COW

coming from a sex peddler

rileyy:
This yemen refugee should get the Bleep outta nairaland, abeg you need a lesson? Like yemen is your heaven!!! Mtcheewww I got three 6month stay n declined, naija over yemen 100x

u knw the problem with you Nigerians?
U hate the truth.
Reason you complain about everything.

merricherios:
Says a proper mumu

that really wasn't neccessary. Tanx anyways

why is the problem not stated here?
All i see there is Okija Shrine.
What has the Rector done?

Read how Bashir defended his statement after another Twitter user came for him.