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Nairalanders, please I need your help.

Let me make it brief. I have a younger brother who just started his life, he just rented his first apartment last year, and immediately he got the apartment, the first thing was a girl who we don't know her family started staying with him.

I told him if you want to marry pls make it legal and not living with someone you dont know her parent.

Fast forward, the lady became pregnant and I told him since it has happened and I don't encourage abortion, pls find a way to at least go and collect the list of what is needed, up till now that did not happen.

December last year he went to bail the lady in police station because she stabbed a neighbor. Well I went to their place and talked to the lady, she promised not to do that again. February this year she delivered a girl and because my younger brother was broke then, I and one of my other younger brother rallied round to assist him and his wife. We took care of the hospital bill and we thought since they were having their first baby, there would be a need for someone who is experience to help them out for one or two weeks.

We I sent money to my mother to come and help them, the old woman came with all the food stuff she could arrange from village. The next day the lady started misbehaving, and mama didn't disclose all that was happening to me, she just wanted peace to reign.

A day to the day of naming, myself and one of my brother went to market to arrange all that is needed for the naming, before we came back my other sisters had arrived so they did the cooking. On the day of naming, it took thy kindom come before they could plead with her to bring the baby for naming. Her grievance was that why should we cook for her baby naming without informing her. Honestly all this was made known to me after the party.

We man aged her and let things go. I was thinking that we will have at least one of her relative during the naming and nobody came. A day after the naming she started starving our mother and mama called that I should come and pick her, so I was shocked. Getting there mama narrated all that has been happening withing her 4 days stay at my younger brother place, and the lady did not say anything after mama talked, so I took the old woman to my place, neither my younger brother or his wife apologize.

The old woman left back to village.

Now the lady's mother is threatening that she did not give us her daughter for marriage and if anything happen she will not take it likely, our elders also said they will not follow my brother to go for the lady. And my brother is the only one in the marriage. No family concent.

How or where can I report this so that in case so that the parent of the lady and a representative of my family can have an undertaking that we don't have a marriage in between us.

Pls expert in the house I need help

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I and My wife have been married for 5 years. We are based here in Lagos. She's 35 years old. We are doing very okay and living comfortably. Since we got married, my wife hated sex so much. I am not even trying to sugarcoat this. She doesn't want to hear you talk about it or she does it. There's no one in the family that haven't tried to settle our differences since we got married. She was never like this when we were dating. It's been 1 issue to the other. She doesn't initiate sex, and when she does accept you to have sex, it's missionary style and it's just 1 round. Ah, me wey dey like knack wella. This woman begin change am for me. Lol. She doesn't want to hear you discuss sex.

Anyway sha, lets move on...

5 YEARS ago, her mum came to my house to kneel down and tell me I am stressing her daughter that I should not kill her with sex. Her then-unmarried sister then asked if I ama dog? Ah, insult. Anyway, I don forgive her. I spoke to my wife and told her what is the meaning of this? What kind of lies are you feeding your family with? This is the same person who happens to make just 1 round of sex. Just 1 round. She lies flat on her back. Once you are done, she quickly pushes you away if you stay on top of her for more than 10 to 15 minutes. There were times she would hit me if I try to initiate sex. I reported to her elder brother. He elder brother warned her. She stopped. She moved to kicking me anytime we initiate sex on bed, i reported to my pastor, he spoke to her and then, she stopped. My pastor told me i have to be patient with her. I said OK.

Omo...
The only time we make love is just 1 round, missionary style and that's it. She says she has pain on her stomach. I have been patient for 5 years with her. I told her anytime she's strong enough, we can make out. That there's no problem.

I have been pressured to cheat on her many times. i HAVE BEEN REALLY PRESSURED. Its just not easy. Her family have insulted me for demanding sex from her. Lol. The thing tire me. I see no where i am demanding. We don't do any other position apart from the missionary style. We do not even kiss. This is a woman that doesn't want you to kiss in in anyway. Even sometimes, she shouts at you when you try to be romantic to kiss her unexpectedly just to spies up our love life. She doesn't even want you to cuddle her on bed. She wants to be alone. Make money, attend to her business, vibes, laugh with friends and family and that's it. When it comes to sex, don't go there discussing that with her about making out.

I even had to retort to preparing her mind for sex by sending her a position we would try on WhatsApp, she would leave the message on read and not respond. When you talk to her about what you sent to her, she would just tell you, she's not strong to make love.

ANOTHER PART OF HER:
My wife is a very bitter person full of anger. If you try to tickle her when she's cooking in the kitchen to play with her, she gets angry and warns you not to try such. My wife doesn't want you to play with her. I am not writing all these to make it look I am a victim here. But all these are my experiences. I have to pour it out. I NEED SOME ADVICE.

There were many times, we agreed on separating. But we have already children and we used to think about these because the quarrels and the disrespect, sex and everything is causing a whole lot on us.

We do not have any form of healthy discussion very well. Before you know it, we are quarrelling over the place, she's shouting. There was a time we quarrelled that after throwing a Gotv remote at her, she fainted. She woke up before we got to the hospital. She almost died. I told her, she needs to stop her anger and control herself and enjoy her marriage. She just won't listen. She's an Edo woman.

I have tried many times to leave the marriage because it's affecting my mental health. Sometimes I regret about getting married to her. Sometimes, I just feel, maybe I CAN TRY MORE and give her a chance. When you call her to discuss our sex life, about her anger and bitterness, she doesn't apologise. She hardly apologise. Even when I get to explain her part on why she was wrong, she claims she's right until maybe someone hears us arguing before she would reluctantly apologise.

I have been battling a really starved sex life, full of a woman with bitterness, anger and pride who never apologise. She's quick to advice other women on Facebook, She would video call friends, give them advice and her family how they need to maintain peace with their relationship. But she never seem to give me respect in anyway in her own own. Hmmmm.

Recently, my wife brought out another timetable that she cannot cope making out with me the way she does. Which is 3 times a week. That she can only be available to make love 2 times a week. This 2 times is just 1 round each. This is how she wants it. I immediately responded to her that I feel her pain. I understand. She cannot be pressured just to make it look like she wants to please me that I would rather get a side chic. Yes, i know this was wrong to tell her, but i am frustrated. She disrespects me and starve me of sex and she's even bending the rules again. She responded that 'ok that I am free to do what i LIKE'.

i decided to bring this here to know the comments from people. I would like to get advice from persons who are going through similar things like this and advice me on what to do.

Some of you might say, call her and talk to her. I have done that several times since in the last 5years. I did it last night and twice today. I have spoken to her. She promised she would change, she would not only repeat the same thing but make things worst the next time.

She disrespects me a lot. I have sometimes left the house but come back after families get to call me. She would change for a week and return to her old self.

What do I DO? Please make your responses constructive enough.

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