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Fortunately, I don't have one
#crosses legs and await responses#

You must be silly ooo. You don't want to commit the sin of abortion yet you committed the sin of fornication. It's girls like you that makes guys abuse ladies/women.

Come gist us after you born your baby for London or wherever!

on a good day:
my problem with doctors is that they very greedy and insensitive...now they want pple to supprport them for better training,despite the ones they have already,

Jealous that you are not a doc If they are better trained, it's for the benefit of the society at large, so say something else :p

...and point of correction, they aren't asking for you support, it's the FG's!

To all the resident Docs, use the break to chill out and read for your exams

Op: That pix simply means " Come and Do"

Bleach No way!
Some guys do bleach too. I guess it's common among all these local area boys wey never chop belle full
Let's not forget that we are wonderfully and fearfully made!

A_K_O: Well hello deputy Jesus, what's the weather like in heaven today?

The weather says Heaven is cool and Hell is still damn hot

A_K_O: Well hello deputy Jesus, what's the weather like in heaven today?

The weather says heaven is cool and hell is still damn hot

Nice script! When is the movie coming out so I can grab my copy

What a ridiculous question
If the husband is weak, she should seek help and make him stronger. Marriage is not a union you come and go as you please

Just now

@Op: Do you have an idea of what a research is You don't just wake up on wrong side of the bed and put figures which hasn't be tested statistically.

If your fiancee is a virgin, I must say you are very lucky. But if it's a hole that all manner of bicycles, keke napeps and trailers don enter you desire, na you know
Mehn, I love my boo and he rocks any day any time. Thank God I waited

It's infuriating, the way guys liken ladies to a car to be "test-driven" before marriage.


For ladies/guys who feel it's the right thing to do, enjoy the ride and sample as many male/female populations you wish to. But never expect your children to act otherwise, because they will definitely be test-drive
n.

The level of moral decadence is so disgusting and I can't but wonder what virtues we want our children to imbibe!

I have a high self esteem and any guy who doesn't value me as such can get lost!

What God has joined together, let no sleeping arrangement put asunder

Even if they are quarreling, I still recommend same bedroom. It has a way of unifying 2 hearts and as such brings quicker solutions to unresolved issues than when they are in separate rooms

"Leave" at Ibadan
Are you sure you are "Marsure"
Since you are hunting a working class, You may be a Parasite.
As per "god-fearing" Is it ogun, oya or sango? Which would you prefer. ; D

Not all ladies are "Naturally Impressed". If you must impress a lady, IMO, don't try too hard. Just be polite!

@ Op: Don't spoil show for your friend oo. He wants to have his own share of the hidden treasure

In an age where almost every guy/lady's had an average of 4 exes, while some have even lost count, such stories are bound to occur (Bear in mind that my findings have not been subjected to any statistical analysis)

@ Op: may the Lord heal you broken heart. Please pray, think, pray and re-think before you make your final decisions.

May the Lord order your steps. Be strong, for the sake of your daughter ok? It is well!

What is this hullabaloo all about sef
It is easy to point accusing fingers at the girl, but IMHO, Paul is as guilty as she is!

He may be a "celebrity" but I have no respect for a man who cannot zip up and stand up to his responsibilities. Must he sleep with everything in skirt
Please tell your celeb to go for the DNA test before spewing/typing rubbish just because you have free mb

Kgdavid: im not taking sides but guy ry and be objective, wat yuv posted doesnt make sense for a few reasons.

1. wat kind of food r yu cooking at 5 a.m? this is gross exaggeration
2. the guy who does the pounding hard shuld be more exhausted shldnt he?
3. the guy who works probably wakes up by 4:30/5 to beat rush hour traffic.
4. most likely in naija it is the one going to work that drops off the kids
5. cleaning house and cooking simply cannot be compared too 9-5ing(in naija 8-6).

so basically this your recycled list is totally inapplicable.

Allow me tighten some nut in your cranium!

1. To make a sensible breakfast, you must wake up early, latest 5:30, except you love cassava bread...you may end up having kwashiorkor though! Cooking and preparing the kids for school goes on simultaneously!
2. The man is tired after pounding For your mind sha. Make im sleep and no go work
3. Wake up! Not everyone lives in Lagos.
4. Most women drop their kids at school, except their school is closer to the husband's work place!
5. Since cooking and cleaning is simple, why not resign your job and sit your ass at home to do the damn chores!

Cheers!

She is thinking: Oooh, this slut is about to smell my fist

Hmnnnn...person wey get head no get cap, likewise, person with cap no get head

Some people weep every month because they couldn't conceive and here, a baby carried and nurtured for 9 months was totally abandoned! O ma se oo

Wonders will not cease on planet earth

A time will come when children go vex and start to dey re-name themselves

@Op: If they ask, I will tell the truth. But I won't be the first to tell them am collecting bla bla bla

I once asked a friend how much she is being paid in her workplace. To my surprise, she stylishly shied away from the discourse

A times, over secretive attitude may make good things (better job offers) or people pass you by!

@Op: Cool down! To start with, your 'user name' needs rehabilitation

You may wanna sit him down and talk things out...some men think intercourse after pregnancy may chop off the baby's head

In addition, always spice things up...wear sexy dresses and lingeries, make nice hairdos (if you're too tired to go to salon, call for home services), shower at least, twice in a day...in short, always look hawt despite d protruding tummy
Am sure he'll come around.

Goodluck!

greatgod2012: Do unto you partner what you will want him/her do unto you.

That's the spirit
All yee fornicators and adulterers in the house, repent for the kingdom of God is at hand. Don't forget, whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap!

Oohrhii: I smile at all these replies.. but none of them actually does it.

The problem the OP has is that his hormones levels are high due to not having s.ex for a long period of time.

Its something you were used to before..but now lacking. You have a high se.xual drive but that does not mean you would last much during s.ex. you are just Hot ni.

The solution.. is >>>Try to masturb.ate more frequently on your own maybe twice a day or more if you can, so as to lower your hormones level.

In a week or 2 you should be alright.

Then his next post would be " Please help, I can't stop masturbating"

Inferiority complex coupled with the need to be recognised. At times, they feel you are cheating them because of their height. This results in a sudden outburst when you jam them

vokal_guy: Honestly, I would not want to be intimate on the first date because I think that complicates things a lot.... at least give me something to look forward to especially if you a girl i really like. Also I would not want to complicate things, most girls might start getting all emotional and fall in love with you and well you might NOT be on the same page...

Ori e ti lo pe ju

@Op: if I were to be single, NAIRALAND would be the last place to search for MR RIGHT

It may be true that some found their missing rib on this forum, but for me, I'll pass

Players plenty pass the serious ones

This man well so Did Jonathan told him it was the mind of God abi na im dey consult God on Jonathan's behalf
Mr Arthur, go hide your head in shame and ask for forgiveness if u no want make thunder fire you... "God cannot be mocked"

musKeeto: 50 down, 2 to go...

Brainless fool

And for the 'Association of Likers', your brains must have been on the floor when you clicked the 'like' button. Mstcheew.