₦airaland Forum

y me:
not all babes love guys who smoke

I know you do. So speak for yourself, madame!

y me:
@poster
if you say those babes which you pick up at club are decent ones then all you need to do is to love and trust whichever one you fancy

remember nobody is perfect

I don't go to clubs. I cant remember the last time I visited one. Most girls I meet are through friends, house parties, networking, etc.
So if I may ask, how did you meet your BF?

St☆rStruck:
A LovePeddler is looking for a decent girl for a girlfriend. The irony!

@poster, What for? To further spread 'em STDs?? No sir, hoes of the same feather fucklock together lol.

Will you stop the name calling? Does having sex with different girls ( girls I'm sure are more than 8 level above you) makes me a LovePeddler?
You'll never in your life time believe I could bang the kind of girls I bang so just keep quiet. Maybe you've had encounters with STD's in
your life. I haven't and my circle of interaction are far from it too.

y me:
@poster

but come to think of it if you can opp into bed with these babes why cant you just take one of them to be the woman of your dreams,

just curious though, dont mean any harm!!!!!!

The spark is not just there. I know what it is to have a GF. I had one and it was one fantastic experience.

y me:
@poster
are you kiddin me, you cant stay a week without sex geeeeeeees you want to turn ur babe into a sex meniac

speaking of which you are the cause of your own problem,their is no trick to it all you need to do is to make a move for the decent ones and not just the ones who opp into bed with you.

but come to think of it if you can opp into bed with these babes why cant you just take one of them to be the woman of your dreams,

just curious though, dont mean any harm!!!!!!

I go for decent girls. The girls I groove with are mostly the responsible kind. That doesn't in no way prevent me from having them between my sheets when the time is right. Sex is a necessity of life, mami!

However, what I need now is how to turn one of these decent girls into my special girl friend. Someone I can be sure is there for me even when I'm far away. I'm sick and tired of changing girls.

The last time I had a girl friend was in college and we split up during my junior year. It's been one of the best experiences in my life so far. Since then, it's been booty calls. And I want to stop it but without having a girl that'll be true to me, I doubt if I'd be able. Weekend is for fun folks, and the weekday for work.

Please, give me tricks and game plans on how to secure me a decent chick that'll keep it real with me at all times. Thoughts?

ChuckWoody:
Dude, there's no trick to it, you need to change your habits i.e. stop swinging. Or like I used to do chirps a girl on the way to work. Some will be receptive, others won't.

Simples.

Can you stay a week without sex? Dude, I can't. So while I'm looking for ways to nail down a babe I might be compatible with, I'll keep on swinging. It makes me remain sane.

So if a girl I chatted up on the way to work becomes receptive, how would I know we are compatible? Once she's receptive and finds herself in my bedroom, dude, I'm banging straight. And she becomes like others( joins the booty call queue)!!!

Tricks needed buddies!!!

brine baba:
*u r nt ur self*
i ll tell u somtin,shark 1 bottle of 'calypso' b4 u approach em lovely gals!

He should just light up a blunt and smoke it out in public. You know them bitches love it.
Then walk up to her. Say hi and it's already game over!!

I think I need a decent girl for a girl friend. I'm tired of random banging. Almost every weekend I swing but I can't seem to find a classic babe for a girl.

Guys, how do you get a girl friend? Dudes, I need me a girl. So please give some well thought out tricks!!

A song by Angel--"suck ma pussie so I ride on your cock"

jamace:
Mbok, ndito ette, nso kidi nam eyen anwan (Comfort) emi?

Ndiohoke si funa useme ami! Akpe na imuga ndisime ami isio ke idem amo.

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Ndipe:
Why is it that some Akwa Ibom/Cross River girls, especially those from the upper middle class background have this tendency to marry guys of the Ibo stock?

I am yet to notice that. I doubt there is such trend. Besides, we are neighbors with some igbo-speaking states.

asha 80:
I will like to marry a crossriver or akwa ibom chic.They know how to take care of a man.

Stay where you are, buddie. We aint giving our girls to you. We don't want you. Our girls need men who can think clear and logically like us AKS/CRS dudes! Besides, are you that selfish? All you think about is how my sisters going to take care of you. You think they house buddies or something? Make you take your time oooo!

jamace:
@ Blazer,
E me di o. Idem aba die?

Idem idioko. Idem mfo?

Damn dudes, this AKS baby ruling on 9ja land,

Mkparawa Isong ooooooooo,

Iren Isong oooooooooooo,

Iban e nno uyoooooooooo,

Mme mfre everything man, anything, akpe na nka irung to see whats up!!! Been ages! Akwa Ibom forever baby!

Snazzy, Kudos for starting this thread. You look hot. An ass like yours should be rolling with me. I'ma come look for you soon!

When I first arrived BC at 16, my friends would always address me as that guy with an accent. A close friend told me buddie, u gotta work on that accent, so you can integrate as fast as you can! I was just being myself. So it started. Well then I was a kid. The accent copying started consciously but I got fed up after a while and decided to just being myself , and now I talk and you think I was born here.

So let them copy the accent if they want to especially if you are young, but if you are above a certain age, my bros, I doubt if that stuff will change. The objective should be to get along properly without people always asking where you are from. You might be a proud Nigerian but when people asked you all the time few minutes after meeting you where you are from because of your accent, it gets annoying after a while.

debosky:


Interesting list of Igbo smoking symptoms

1. Being able to put together the pieces of your life puzzle. 

2. Getting a hard on while watching telly tubbies 

3. Struggling to keep your soul in your body 

4. Dancing breakdance to imaginary beats 

5. Last but not least, getting chased by imaginary angels 

Any more symptoms?

Yah, more symptoms. When I remember the first time I smoked weed, damn, it was so nice. That was what got me addicted. We were having the annual Student Union Party in UBC during my freshman year and in residence then, lots of guys and girls gathered for a party before we venture off. Being only 17 then, I just had to join due to peer pressure. Before then, I was mama's boy.  Never smoked nothing neither a pint of alcohol. But that night, I met lot of hot girls through a good friend of mine. I was so shy to talk to most of the girls--honestly, in that area I was so unschooled.

Well, it all started with a kind of binge drinking, keg stands and the like. I couldn't even down a small glass of beer (to me then, it was sooo, soo bitter)! My friend was very supportive because he knows who I am and how I grew up. He was among the big boys in the Student Union.

Then came the time for that joint. He personally brought three girls and one of his friend with me, so we started taking this weed. Man, my first drag, I coughed like a kid and the girls started laughing, calling me a "good boy"!!! How I hated that. My friend gave me a signal in a naija way to represent if I want to get one of these girls tonight--they were among the hottest on campus then.

Na there I kolo ooo! Big boy formings began! I took a whole big blunt and finished it slow and steady! All I remember was that after this big annual party, I became the ladies' man on campus. I woke up in the morning with two hot chicks on my bed (got laid for the first time)!

In fact, looking back, I have no regrets taking weed. I had the best college experience I could ever have. Lots of trip to Cali just to smoke some cali weed. Weed binds people together man!

Thats my story with weed. Now I just take it responsibly when I want to!

But what I hate is when people criticize. If anyone doesn't like weed, then stay far from it. If you'd rather not associate with me because I smoke weed, then stay away from me. But don't criticize. I smoked weed throughout my college yrs almost on daily basis, but still did far better than most of my critics. Now I see them and laugh inside. Doing way better professionally than peers who disliked and critiqued me.

Some disliked me because their girls left them for me then. Is it my fault? They want to blaze and you are stopping them. Fools I would say. Just use common sense and be smart.

henrydan:
@ 9jaganja
Tell you what my brother man, you are a real good dude.I'll invite you to our official inauguration man, Thanks for letting this guys know what they're actually missing.

Come and get high here, I bet they ain't no real good stuff down there in Toronto,motherland's got it all.

Dudes, good to see guys blazing on that shit. For real, you can't find no real good stuff in Toronto. It's renown the best weed is in the west coast. So pal, bring your ass down to Vancouver, BC and get high with me on a good weekend. It's pretty awesome. To make it even more splendid, we gonna trip down to nearby Victoria, where you'll find the most beautiful girls in Canada--this is a fact!!!

Come on, legalize this shit or not, people will forever be blazing and even be more successful than those critics. When we had a pub crawl, I passed a joint to one of my profs. and he took some nice drags and passed it back. You know what he said, "we are getting closer to legalization"! I've been smoking weed for a long time and never had problems. So what the heck!

Let's get high responsibly, dudes! If you don't, then get out my way!!!