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morpheus24: when there' blood in the water you have sharks who start to swarm around.

who sent you hear?

Let me guess... you typed "here" and the spellchecker changed it to "hear".

I think we must write a letter to your spellchecker and complain. I do suspect the response will be something about a brain, which the spellchecker can't do anything about.

Oh, I did see your modified "CraigB was in Lagos" post, by the way. I just thought that I'd let you spin as you usually do.

It's bedtime. Anything to minimise the chances of bad dreams. Picking arguments with angry Naai-gerians is a surefire way of inviting bad dreams.

Kenya so "irrelevant" that two Naai-gerian sons are known to have met in Kenya, as shown in the picture below.

Strange type of "irrelevance", this.

Self-deceit runs deep in this nation.

South African debaters. Sexy and sharp arguments, as demonstrated on this thread.

Naai-gerians? Lots of loud, empty, self-deceiving and emotional rubbish.


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http://www.dailytimes.com.ng/article/nigeria-crashes-out-varsities-debate-s’-africa-shines

Nigeria Crashes out of Varsities Debate, South Africa Shines


Seven Nigerian universities that participated in the sixth Pan-African Universities Debating Championship crashed out of the final stage of the competition, leaving their competitors from South Africa and Botswana to take the shine.

The University of Cape Town (Team A), South Africa, emerged winner, carting home a star price of $1,000. The theme of the championship, hosted by the University of Calabar, is ‘Conflict, insecurity and Good Governance in Africa’.

The eight African countries that participated are South-Africa, Ghana, Namibia, Zimbabwe, Cameroon, Tanzania, Botswana and Nigeria with Australia as trainee.
The seven Nigerian universities that took part in the debate are University of Calabar, Cross River University of Technology, Imo State University, University of Lagos, University of Port Harcourt, University of Uyo, Ambrose Ali University, Ekpoma, Edo State and Michael Opara University of Agriculture, Umudike, Abia State.

The University of Botswana, Team B, came second while the University of Botswana also in the same team B emerged third carting home $500 and $300 respectively.

Speaking during the award ceremony which ended late Tuesday, the chairman of the occasion and deputy Vice-Chancellor Academics, UNICAL, Prof. Austin Obiekezie, congratulated all the participants for their outstanding efforts throughout the tournament, urging the losers to work harder and learn from their mistakes in subsequent editions.

all4naija: Jeez! Cry me a river!!!

I'm leaving you.

Evil creature from Lagos.

all4naija: I am not gonna hug you, dude. You can hug a live cable if you like! I'm not your babysitter! You can call me a wicked person but I know I am not. Whatever!

You will burn in hell.

You will burn in the diesel fumes of Lagos.

Bad person!

morpheus24: ^^^^

This is the best response you could come up with.

Go bek and check your spelling on "numero uno" again.

Does The english boy need spanish lessons?


SCratch.......Scratch...............Scratch out...................

Always an idîot. If you don't know, ask.

That's not Spanish. That's French.

SMH.

all4naija: The truth remains South Africans are disgracing the continent on daily bases! How in the hell will the most developed nation in Africa citizens be acting like barbarians?! I have no idea! I want an answer to that as well!

You have no shame! You break a man's heart and you go on as if nothing happened.

In fact, I need a hug!

Hug me!

all4naija: Please, provide answer to my question.

I don't want to talk anymore. You hurt my feelings.

You say you want to burn in the fumes.

I wanna go home!

all4naija: I didn't mean to be rude! I think I might not have don't it in the proper way but, I have every right to reject your kind gesture. For that, I say I am sorry!

Seriously! Why would I have to visit a country whose citizens attack African immigrants on the streets?


Thank you.

Yes - apologise, Zulu Master.

all4naija: You are trolling,dude! I say a resounding NO! I am not visiting your country! Thank you!

How rude of you!

We open our home and hearts to you and you respond in this manner.

Damned if we do. Damned if we don't.

I'm hurt. Never will I breathe again. Ever.

all4naija: That is not the issue. Whether diesel fumes or not South Africans are just bunch of annoying primitive people! Jeez!

We want to make an exception for you, Zulu Master. If you say yes, you can bring your Okada, provided you don't ride it on our public roads.

You've been in a bad mood for far too long. You need fresh air, my Zulu Master.

Come on...!

Say yes!

all4naija: Isn't this CraigB ?! Who are you?

Thank you.

When are you going to Sandton, Zulu Master? We want to adopt you and save you from the diesel fumes in Lagos.

What d'you say?

all4naija: It is clear South Africans are ungrateful people and very greedy! How in the world would they relegate Nigerians to the background in a formidable celebration as the Mandela's memorial ceremony. This goes a long way to prove that these barbarians aren't our brothers and sisters. They use that term to swindle all of us and invest in our various nations in the continent. Shady people with bad ulterior motives.

That is not Mandela's legacy. He stood for peaceful co-existence, unity, love and to serve humanity. These bunch of annoying SA citizens are just aberrant lots who think too much of themselves. Please, don't let Nigerians get angry with you for no good reason! It will be very tough on you.

'The word is a enough for the wise' is a common saying that South Africans must instill in their lives about Nigerians.

Thank you.

Tell them, my Zulu Master!

These lousy South Africans.

Naai-geria will be angered, and...and...and...and will nuke them!

Naai-geria will also cut the middle fingers off the Mandela statue at Mandela square, if South Africa keeps angering Naai-geria.

Hm!

all4naija: Nigeria has a small landmass but with more arable land than your country. The desert nation called South Africa full of Zulu and Xhosa primitive people!

Bring it on! Do you really wanna go there?!

Where have you been Zulu Master?

You and I know that your threats are always empty and your arguments dull and predictable.

So, save us the trouble and rather tell us when you are going to Sandton.

sweetcheecks: Gnite Craig, as I said we are going to close this thread!

Cheers!

sweetcheecks: And some zombies will say all is well they are comfy. Oh, well we SAns are not comfy until every last South African is comfy.
State of confusion. Their governor said they steal becouse they not stoned. What other clue do you need to act? Naija Juju too much oo!

Their leaders spring out of their culture - where it's every man for himself. Usually at the expense of others. There are too many people and too few resources. Everyone wants to breathe, no matter what it takes.

sweetcheecks: To be honest Bcraig, if Nigerians were not hasty insults and wanting greatness at all cost forums like these would used to further the Africa agenda in real terms. Build each other share ideas, encourage and empower each other to go out there everyday with a purpose in mind to redeem Africa and make her great. Instrad they are here complaining about not talking in funeral calling people names etc. Dooms day is upon Africa at this rate. Makes want to agree with the Batswana girl that Southern Africa must push its own agenda and forget about the rest.

100%

The Naai-gerian mentality is not easy to cure, sadly. They are crowded in a small country and the way they are comes from instinct. They compete for everything, all the time and every single day.

You find the same mentality in crowded cities like NY and LA - the difference being that in Naai-geria, there isn't enough to go around. Everyone has to be the "oga", even if there's nothing to show for it. To get a job in Naai-geria, you must know the oga. To realise your dreams and desires, you must know the oga. If you aren't stepping on the next person, the next person will step on you. They simply export this mentality and they think that it is normal. But only they operate in this way. That's why their being upset that they didn't get to speak at the funeral services took everyone by surprise.

They couldn't even tell you what it is that they lost, exactly. It's just instinct. No thinking behind it.

We denied them their "oganess", so they will now cry and cry and cry.

The coining of terms.

Zombie state.

Oy!

morpheus24: cause you were darn quick.

next time!

Ah- too quick for you, am I?

Told you!

It's a "brain" thing.

sweetcheecks: Its better for Africa or Southern Africa to be known of jailing their presidents one after another rather than letting the scoundrels get away with murder making a mockery of the people they were elected to serve to the world. And this belief that Africa is doomed to be corrupt is absolute bull, if we allow it to happen we will then wear the shoe and it will fit perfectly.

Untill Africans treat this corrupt few individuals as criminals which they are we would always attach derogatory terms with ourselves. This is the new millenium, Africans are wise and are involved in the governing their country and accounting to every cent of the tax payers money. Thats the Mandela way! He hated complacancy on matters of importance and governance.

Always a pleasure to read. South Africans and their sexy posts. Nothing like an argument that builds on itself.

As opposed to this emotional rubbish coming from the Naai-gerian side.

morpheus24: See how quick you corrected your english.. didn't give me a chance to get ya

Ah hell why not


SPell check!

You have no evidence. Empty post.

morpheus24: ^^^^^

B Craig you are goat

Yeah yeah yeah - your petticoat is showing, Mr foot-in-mouth. Cry me a river.

The worst form of idîot - the loud, ignorant Naai-gerian.




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http://www.lagbaja.org/2013/09/nigeria-has-experiment-failed.html


Nigeria - Has the experiment failed?

In the early twentieth century, The British decided to amalgamate the regions north and south of the Niger and Benue rivers and renamed the entity Nigeria. European colonial masters (British, French, Germans, Portuguese) overlorded the entire Western African region.

The new Nigeria was a melting port of sort, comprising more than two hundred ethnic groups, some large, many others small. More than two hundred different languages are spoken by people, who have very little in common in terms of culture and tradition. In earlier times, Islamic traders and proslyterizers have invaded most of the Northern region of Western Africa, and many Souther traders also got converted to the religion they discovered in Sudan and other far northern regions. Christianity came with the Europeans from the South (Atlantic Ocean).

In the 1950's, in the heat of the fight for independence, the people from this new melting port, like other similar amalgamation across Africa, focus more on ridding their land of the overlords, and less on the aftermath. By mid 1960's the bubble of independence had busted in Nigeria, and the nation was at War. That war, the Biafra war, was just the beginning of the unravelling of a state that has been held together mostly by the shared corruption of its leaders and the continued flow of oil money. Today, that nation tethers once again at the edge of chaos.

morpheus24: British experiment of what?

Stop telling lies.... they been building infrastructure in the cape since 1652.. you want to compare 600+ years to 60+ years

liar!

There's no idîot like a Naai-gerian idîot.

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http://nigeriaworld.com/articles/2002/nov/272.html


THE BRITISH EXPERIMENT CALLED NIGERIA

e are at it again, Nigeria as usual, with so much hanging on us, so much promise yet failing again and again. With the events of last few days, culminating in innocent dea6ths and wanton destruction of businesses goes this saying " Can anything good still come out of Nigeria"(sic) The British under Lord Lugard, put this experiment together, and it's time we say "it ain't working nah!" Must we remain bound by their yoke after almost 100yr?? These EU colonists have shown their frank disregard for African nations and peoples' rights from the beginning.

A fact of history is that the UK has left most of her former colonies impoverished and subjugated, just look at the African, Caribbean and Asian countries today, and what I don't get is this malady to remain in the commonwealth, to remind us that the Queen is still our titular head?) It's not their fault, it had to do with our history, we gave them the opening to take advantage of us, back then, but should the children of the oppressed, continue giving the oppressor a free hand? I say NO! Also we know that on the eve of the Nigeria independence, whilst preparations were going on in Lagos, the British guard held a mock fight with the Sultanate, which of course was staged for the Sultanate to win. Word has it that tools of government was actually handed over to the Sultanate for rulership over Nigeria. (I will like historians to jump in here) The British knew they could control the North, but the south had the resources they needed, so go through the North, to get the south

Even the recent ruling on Bakassi peninsula, reeks with such injustice and contempt of a people by the EU it is ridiculous, and why Nigeria agreed to go to them in the first instance beats my understanding. Are we baboons or monkeys that we have to be ruled over and imposed on by people who do not even care to know where the two countries are on the world map? The people who own the land and live in the area have said they don't belong, nor do they have any part to play with Cameroon, so what gives? We need to station a garrison command in the Bakassi peninsula/area and make Cameroon understand clearly, back off! it's that simple. It's an offence of the highest order and tantamount to slavery to annex a people to you when they say they don't want to.

I do not agree with Chief Akinjide's reasoning to continue with the court sitting, when it was the 3 countries who caused the mad rush for African division who sat on the ICJ, it's time for our elders and fathers to stop making us inherit wind. A rat should have been smelt, and if no higher court, then settle this thing internally. Fact is Cameroon invaded Nigeria back in 1980, and they have no right, and I still can't understand why we still pussy foot with Cameroon on this issue. The people who own the land, have said they don't belong to Cameroon, isn't that enough? That the wigged morons (oops!) did not even consider the people directly affected, shows you a travesty of Justice.

I have perused with keen interest, the railings of the Islamic extremists about the beauty pageant being held in Nigeria, knowing that as is usual they will go to the extreme again. I kind of expected this fall out, so I'm not disappointed that they played true to form, but I cover my eyes in shame for apparent softish response by the government, this is not time for prayer, it's time for action! If Isioma Daniel is wrong for writing that article, then what about those who killed people and the monsters who incited them, and the Northern junta who have played their hand as usual? Mr. President, two wrongs don't make a right. It's unfair and unjust by any right moral law to hold Isioma Daniel guilty and the animals that murdered people justified. They have no right to say what holds in the country. They said, we don't want the beauty pageant in the Ramadan month and it was moved for their sake, shouldn't the voices of other Nigerians be heard as well?

First of all, Ms Isioma Daniel has every right to write that article, and I don't think her conclusion is wrong or totally off. I have every reason to believe that it was accurately inferred by the family lifestyle and practices of Islamic and Moslem leaders worldwide, both historically and present day. As a journalist with a magazine/paper that obviously have readers, who have never complained before, how come there is a sudden outrage against this article. Is this the reason for destruction of so many lives & businesses, and a national loss of 10 billion Naira? I think not!!!

I believe these guys had an agenda, and used this as an excuse. My response to this, is that if any hair of Ms Danie

morpheus24: Which country did Britain leave behind...

Everyone knows Naai-geria was a British experiment.

Say "Na lie" or "Li Na" - whatever you choose - and further embarrass yourself.

Fajzay: And the judge cannot be bribed or u thi k its not possible.

If you have nothing to show us (the matter has already been placed before the courts, where the Public Protector was seen as having been successful), your speculation is a waste of our time.

We need facts. Not long stories and tall tales.

Prayer doesn't help here (naai-geria has been praying for centuries). Action does. Instruments of law.

tommynico: u must be mad and as well an idiot. Given d fact dat d nigerian leaders are d worst of all shouldn't deter any move of appreciation 4rm RSA, u guys r just dwelling on d development dat d so much hated apartheid regime brought to u and without them am pretty sure ur case wuld av bn worse dan afghanistan. If not 4 d pressure of my naija gov't on d apartheid, d so much celebrated wuld av bn history just as he is now long way back, the two sides were almost considering war on d other because of d charged atmosphere. Nigerian leaders May b bad or worse but i will always love her nd wuldn't even trade her 4 ur precious nd ungrateful RSA, not only r u ungrateful but u lack moral values as well, wia was ur mandela wen they allowed an abomination into ur land; the nemesis will soon catch up wt u.

Blah, blah, blah...

What did you do with the country that Britain left behind for Naai-geria? You had the opportunity to improve on it, but you destroyed it.

South Africa improves on what it has. Cry about it, why don't cha? Let them flow from Tuynhuys to Timbuktu.

Fajzay: "South Africa's anti graft watchdog claims her investigation into taxpayer-funded upgrades to President Jacob Zuma's private home has been blocked by ministers" www.telegraph.co.uk

And it's not blocked by the courts, now, is it?

Of course the ministers will protect their chief, not so? No brainer, there.

What matters is the rule of law. Not the desires of ministers.

In Naai-geria, the opposite applies.

Fajzay: The same Zuma that used how many millions of state fun to build 3 presidential quarters for his 3 wives (still counting) and all you guyz were screaming ... That's how it starts, Nigeria is a living proof

The same Zuma whose name is splashed all over the place in our media.

The Zuma who's been fingèred by the public protector and told to pay back the taxpayer's money.

Yes - that Zuma.

sweetcheecks: 100 people holding 170million at ransome, steal their money, while 80% starve.

Good heavens!



I weep! I weep for humankind!

taiosino: yawns!you have been noticed!u can walk back into your shack in soweto!

Now, here's a confused Naai-gerian.

Oh, wait! They all are!

It's blek luuuuurve.